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</table>SolarBothttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Diddly_Squatter&diff=1415845&oldid=prevSolar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Diddly Squatter |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Dog Days}} |requirements = |characters =..."2025-07-23T17:46:49Z<p>Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Diddly Squatter |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Lionel_Budgie_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Dog Days}} |requirements = |characters =..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br />
|name = Diddly Squatter<br />
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br />
|level = 5<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Dog Days}}<br />
|requirements = <br />
|characters = [[Lionel Budgie]], [[Homer]]<br />
|optional = [[Wiggum]], [[Kirk]], [[Fat Tony]], {{TOCG|Bullies}}, [[Willie]]<br />
|internal = DiddlySquatter<br />
|id = 257044 - 257048<br />
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|next = <br />
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'''Diddly Squatter''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Dog Days}} content update. It requires [[Lionel Budgie]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Lionel Budgie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Guilty}}<br />
{{TB|So, uh, we're sorry for putting you in jail. Chalk it up to the police overreacting to dogs becoming our overlords.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You mean the first time the dogs became your overlords.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|It was actually the third time but who's counting, right?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'm counting and you're on the fourth time now.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Right. The fourth time is where cops learn the lesson.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|But you didn't learn the lesson. The dogs are your overlords again.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Let me spell it out: we learn the lesson on the fourth time, and implement the lesson on the fifth time. There is no WAY the dogs are becoming our overlords again.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lionel Budgie Return to the Office|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Count the Dogpocalypses|4 hours|the [[Police Station]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Excuse me. This is my veterinary practice. What are you doing here?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}<br />
{{TB|It was empty, so I moved in.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That's called squatting.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Squatting…such an ugly word. I prefer leeching. Don't worry. I knew you'd be back, so I've continued seeing your patients in your absence.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|You what?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I know I don't have any training but your patients don't know that.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Lionel Budgie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Out! Now!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|You can't just kick me to the curb. I have rights. There are leech laws in this town!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You're squatting on private property and you're impersonating a medical professional.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Excuse me. I'm here for Mr. Squiggles' appointment.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Ah, let me have a look at Mr. Squiggles.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Get out!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|You've scared Mr. Squiggles and now he's gone back inside his shell.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I thought he was a dog?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}<br />
{{TB|He's a dog who thinks he's a turtle.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lionel Budgie See a Patient|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Kirk Assist With the Patient|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]], [[Animal Hospital]], [[Springfield Animal Shelter]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Kirk]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Lionel, you're out of sugar. Can't have coffee without sugar!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Why are you still here?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Because you've got back-to-back appointments all afternoon. And I'm gonna need coffee to get through my half of those.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Lionel Budgie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'm told you're the man to see in town for muscle.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Who wants to know?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon|Sarcastic}}<br />
{{TB|Duh. Me. The one standing in front of you. Hello.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}<br />
{{TB|What is it you need, my smart-mouthed friend? Rival family encroaching on your turf? Nosey cops need disappearing?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Loser father squatting in veterinary office and hiding behind legal loopholes.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Ah, me and my boys specialize in that.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lionel Budgie Show Fat Tony to His Office|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Fat Tony Go Deal With the Squatter|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]], [[Animal Hospital]], [[Springfield Animal Shelter]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Fat Tony]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Lionel Budgie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Here we are. The squatter is inside.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Alright, boys. You know what to do. Even if you don't know what to do, do something.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Louie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You got it, Boss. We'll just wait for all these pets to finish escaping first.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Huh-whaa?}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lionel Budgie Wrangle Escaping Pets|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Wait, there's birds in there! You didn't mention birds. I do NOT like birds.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Why birds?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}<br />
{{TB|It all started with that movie.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|[[Alfred Hitchcock|Hitchcock]]'s "The Birds"?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}<br />
{{TB|No. "The [[Angry Birds]] Movie". That red one was so angry.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Okay, well — your BOYS can go in and deal with the squatter.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Leaving the boss behind would be a tacit admission that he is scared of birds, and we don't want to end up in the river.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}<br />
{{TB|They know me so well.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Lionel Budgie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}<br />
{{TB|So you want US to go in and beat up Milhouse's dad.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You don't have to beat him up. Just…remove him.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}<br />
{{TB|It's all part of the package we offer. No a la carte pricing.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|In or out… I'm not heatin' the outdoors!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Who the heck are you?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'm renting out the other seven exam rooms.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Scared}}<br />
{{TB|Whoa! Not Groundskeeper Willie! He's like the one guy that scares us! We are outta here!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Isn't anybody in this town man enough to remove squatters?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}<br />
{{TB|Did somebody order a hero?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I Grubhub'd an enchilada plate.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Aah}}<br />
{{TB|Wait is that a weasel?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|It's a ferret.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Aah}}<br />
{{TB|Even worse! Everybody, run for your lives!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lionel Budgie Just Accept Having Roommates|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Run From Killer Ferrets|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional2|Make {{TOCG|Bullies}} Run From Killer Groundskeepers|4 hours|char={{TOCG|Bullies}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Kirk Make Coffee for the Office|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]], [[Animal Hospital]], [[Springfield Animal Shelter]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Kirk]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Groundskeeper Willie Tend the Gardens Out Front|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]], [[Animal Hospital]], [[Springfield Animal Shelter]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Willie]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Who the heck would want a ferret? They're killers!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|I think they're cute.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}<br />
{{TB|I don't think I know you anymore.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}<br />
{{TB|Dad, where did you get that ferrets are scary?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|It's one of your major fears – snakes, spiders, heights, tight spaces and ferrets!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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{{Tapped Out Quests/Dog Days}}</div>Solar Dragon