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Coolio at 19:05, August 28, 2013

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 {{qf|Homer}} I'll say.
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-{{qf|{{ch|Tom Clancy}}}} Hello, this is Tom Clancy. Would I say, "If you're hunting for a good read this October, Marge Simpson's book is a clear and present danger to your free time"? Hell no I wouldn't. What do you mean I just said it? That doesn't count! Hello. Hello?
+{{qf|{{Ch|Tom Clancy}}}} Hello, this is Tom Clancy. Would I say, "If you're hunting for a good read this October, Marge Simpson's book is a clear and present danger to your free time"? Hell no I wouldn't. What do you mean I just said it? That doesn't count! Hello. Hello?
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 {{qf|Marge}} ''[to herself]'' I'm finished, and it's so suggestive. Well like they say "snuggling sells."
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Well, what if they make it into a movie?
 {{qf|Bart}} It's too sappy; he won't see it.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Well, what if they do a parody about it on {{w|MADtv}}?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, what if they do a parody about it on {{W|MADtv}}?
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[gasps]'' We're doomed!
 {{Season 15|Q}}

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 {{qf|Marge}} ''[to herself]'' I'm finished, and it's so suggestive. Well like they say "snuggling sells."
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[singing]'' Here in my car, I am hosing off blood. Some of it's mine, but most of it's not. Here's Marge.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[singing]'' Here in my car, I am hosing off blood. Some of its mine, but most of its not. Here's Marge.
 {{qf|Marge}} Homie, I finished my novel...
 {{qf|Homer}} Wooh, typed.

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 {{qf|Marge}} I know, I got your message.
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-{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I figured it out! Lee Harvey Oswald wanted to steal the Jack Ruby!
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I figured it out! [[Lee Harvey Oswald]] wanted to steal the Jack Ruby!
-{{qf|Marge}} Jack Ruby was a man, not a jewel.
+{{qf|Marge}} [[Jack Ruby]] was a man, not a jewel.
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I was so close!
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 {{qf|Marge}} ''[to herself]'' I'm finished, and it's so suggestive. Well like they say "snuggling sells."
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-{{qf|Homer}} (singing) Here in my car, I am hosing off blood. Some of it's mine, but most of it's not. Here's Marge.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[singing]'' Here in my car, I am hosing off blood. Some of it's mine, but most of it's not. Here's Marge.
 {{qf|Marge}} Homie, I finished my novel...
 {{qf|Homer}} Wooh, typed.
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 {{qf|Homer}} You know what I say, publish or parish!
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-:''[inside Lisa's brain]''
+:''[Inside Lisa's brain.]''
 {{qf|Jealousy}} I can't believe mom wrote a book before we did!
 {{qf|Honesty}} And it's a little trashy.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Yes, I guess it does resemble your father.
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-:''[The windsock at [[Boris's Car Lot]] is ripped from its platform; it flies away.]''
+:''[The windsock at [[Boris' Car Loft]] is ripped from its platform; it flies away.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Awww. That was my only friend here.
 :''[Homer gets up on the platform and "performs" in the windsock's place.]''
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-:''[Homer's driving the ambulance with [[Comic Book Guy]] - who's clutching his heart - in the back.]''
+:''[Homer's driving the ambulance with Comic Book Guy - who's clutching his heart - in the back.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} So, where to, my friend?
 {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I already told you: the hospital! You're an ambulance, not a cab!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, this is horrible! What if Dad reads it?
-{{qf|Bart}} It's too long; he won't read it.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} It's too long; he won't read it.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Well, what if they make it into a movie?
 {{qf|Bart}} It's too sappy; he won't see it.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot|Margical History Tour}}
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' You were gonna start a novel without informing me?!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You were gonna start a novel without informing me?!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, you left two jobs and bought an ambulance without even a phone call!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, you left two jobs and bought an ambulance without even a phone call!
-:'''Homer:''' I also fed some ducklings.
+{{qf|Homer}} I also fed some ducklings.
-:'''Marge:''' I know, I got your message.
+{{qf|Marge}} I know, I got your message.
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-:'''Homer:''' Marge, I figured it out! Lee Harvey Oswald wanted to steal the Jack Ruby!
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I figured it out! Lee Harvey Oswald wanted to steal the Jack Ruby!
-:'''Marge:''' Jack Ruby was a man, not a jewel.
+{{qf|Marge}} Jack Ruby was a man, not a jewel.
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, I was so close!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I was so close!
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-:'''Homer:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need some dinner STAT! And the kids need some CPR lessons.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need some dinner STAT! And the kids need some CPR lessons.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We're not paramedics!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We're not paramedics!
-:'''Homer:''' I'll say.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'll say.
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-:'''{{ch|Tom Clancy}}:''' Hello, this is Tom Clancy. Would I say, "If you're hunting for a good read this October, Marge Simpson's book is a clear and present danger to your free time"? Hell no I wouldn't. What do you mean I just said it? That doesn't count! Hello. Hello?
+{{qf|{{ch|Tom Clancy}}}} Hello, this is Tom Clancy. Would I say, "If you're hunting for a good read this October, Marge Simpson's book is a clear and present danger to your free time"? Hell no I wouldn't. What do you mean I just said it? That doesn't count! Hello. Hello?
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-:'''Marge:''' ''[to herself]'' I'm finished, and it's so suggestive. Well like they say "snuggling sells."
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[to herself]'' I'm finished, and it's so suggestive. Well like they say "snuggling sells."
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-:'''Homer:''' (singing) Here in my car, I am hosing off blood. Some of it's mine, but most of it's not. Here's Marge.
+{{qf|Homer}} (singing) Here in my car, I am hosing off blood. Some of it's mine, but most of it's not. Here's Marge.
-:'''Marge:''' Homie, I finished my novel...
+{{qf|Marge}} Homie, I finished my novel...
-:'''Homer:''' Wooh, typed.
+{{qf|Homer}} Wooh, typed.
-:'''Marge:''' It's really important that you read it and tell me what you think.
+{{qf|Marge}} It's really important that you read it and tell me what you think.
-:'''Homer:''' No problem. Aww 286 pages!
+{{qf|Homer}} No problem. Aww 286 pages!
-:'''Marge:''' It's double spaced.
+{{qf|Marge}} It's double spaced.
-:'''Homer:''' Woo hoo! I'm half-way through!
+{{qf|Homer}} Woo hoo! I'm half-way through!
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-:'''Homer:''' How can you write such horrible things about me?
+{{qf|Homer}} How can you write such horrible things about me?
-:'''Marge:''' You told me you liked it! You didn't read it at all! You lied to me!
+{{qf|Marge}} You told me you liked it! You didn't read it at all! You lied to me!
-:'''Homer:''' I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
+{{qf|Homer}} I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth.
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-:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Did you agree to be married to a drunken lout who wouldn't respect you?
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Did you agree to be married to a drunken lout who wouldn't respect you?
-:'''Marge:''' Pretty much. We wrote our own vows.
+{{qf|Marge}} Pretty much. We wrote our own vows.
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-:'''Marge:''' Well?
+{{qf|Marge}} Well?
-:'''Homer:''' Well what?
+{{qf|Homer}} Well what?
-:'''Marge:''' Did you read it?
+{{qf|Marge}} Did you read it?
-:'''Homer:''' ''[right eye bounces left to right twice]'' Um... yes.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[right eye bounces left to right twice]'' Um... yes.
-:'''Marge:''' Did you like it?
+{{qf|Marge}} Did you like it?
-:'''Homer:''' ''[left eye bounces left to right twice]'' Um... yes.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[left eye bounces left to right twice]'' Um... yes.
-:'''Marge:''' Do you think I should publish it?
+{{qf|Marge}} Do you think I should publish it?
-:'''Homer:''' You know what I say, publish or parish!
+{{qf|Homer}} You know what I say, publish or parish!
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 :''[inside Lisa's brain]''
-:'''Jealousy:''' I can't believe mom wrote a book before we did!
+{{qf|Jealousy}} I can't believe mom wrote a book before we did!
-:'''Honesty:''' And it's a little trashy.
+{{qf|Honesty}} And it's a little trashy.
-:'''Conscience:''' Mom has expressed herself; we should nurture her.
+{{qf|Conscience}} Mom has expressed herself; we should nurture her.
-:'''Libido:''' Let's kiss boys! Binge and purge! Rock and roll!
+{{qf|Libido}} Let's kiss boys! Binge and purge! Rock and roll!
-:'''Conscience:''' ''[to Libido]'' You're not getting out until we're 16.
+{{qf|Conscience}} ''[to Libido]'' You're not getting out until we're 16.
-:'''Libido:''' ''[growls, waving her arms in a comical fashion]''
+{{qf|Libido}} ''[growls, waving her arms in a comical fashion]''
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-:'''Marge:''' Did you like it?
+{{qf|Marge}} Did you like it?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[puts down last page]'' Don't you think you're a little hard on Dad?
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[puts down last page]'' Don't you think you're a little hard on Dad?
-:'''Marge:''' What do you mean?
+{{qf|Marge}} What do you mean?
-:'''Lisa:''' ''[reading page]'' He went to the shop with the sign: Salted Blowholes. "[[Mmm...]] Blowholes," he drooled.' Doesn't that sound a little like Dad?
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[reading page]'' He went to the shop with the sign: Salted Blowholes. "[[Mmm...]] Blowholes," he drooled.' Doesn't that sound a little like Dad?
-:'''Marge:''' Yes, I guess it does resemble your father.
+{{qf|Marge}} Yes, I guess it does resemble your father.
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 :''[The windsock at [[Boris's Car Lot]] is ripped from its platform; it flies away.]''
-:'''Homer:''' Awww. That was my only friend here.
+{{qf|Homer}} Awww. That was my only friend here.
 :''[Homer gets up on the platform and "performs" in the windsock's place.]''
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 :''[Homer's driving the ambulance with [[Comic Book Guy]] - who's clutching his heart - in the back.]''
-:'''Homer:''' So, where to, my friend?
+{{qf|Homer}} So, where to, my friend?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' I already told you: the hospital! You're an ambulance, not a cab!
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I already told you: the hospital! You're an ambulance, not a cab!
-:'''Homer:''' The hospital, huh? Seems like everyone's going there tonight.
+{{qf|Homer}} The hospital, huh? Seems like everyone's going there tonight.
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 :''[Homer's driving the ambulance with an unconscious man in the back.]''
-:'''Homer:''' ''[to the unconscious man]'' So, you got any kids? ''[beat]'' Quiet kind, huh?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[to the unconscious man]'' So, you got any kids? ''[beat]'' Quiet kind, huh?
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-:'''Lisa:''' Bart, this is horrible! What if Dad reads it?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Bart, this is horrible! What if Dad reads it?
-:'''Bart:''' It's too long; he won't read it.
+{{qf|Bart}} It's too long; he won't read it.
-:'''Lisa:''' Well, what if they make it into a movie?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, what if they make it into a movie?
-:'''Bart:''' It's too sappy; he won't see it.
+{{qf|Bart}} It's too sappy; he won't see it.
-:'''Lisa:''' Well, what if they do a parody about it on {{w|MADtv}}?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, what if they do a parody about it on {{w|MADtv}}?
-:'''Bart:''' ''[gasps]'' We're doomed!
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[gasps]'' We're doomed!
 {{Season 15|Q}}

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 :''[inside Lisa's brain]''
-:'''Jealousy Lisa:''' I can't believe mom wrote a book before we did!
+:'''Jealousy:''' I can't believe mom wrote a book before we did!
-:'''Honesty Lisa:''' And it's a little trashy.
+:'''Honesty:''' And it's a little trashy.
-:'''Conscience Lisa:''' Mom has expressed herself; we should nurture her.
+:'''Conscience:''' Mom has expressed herself; we should nurture her.
-:'''Libido Lisa:''' Let's kiss boys! Binge and purge! Rock and roll!
+:'''Libido:''' Let's kiss boys! Binge and purge! Rock and roll!
-:'''Conscience Lisa:''' ''[to Libido Lisa]'' You're not getting out until we're 16!
+:'''Conscience:''' ''[to Libido]'' You're not getting out until we're 16.
-:'''Libido Lisa:''' ''[growls, waving her arms in a comical fashion]''
+:'''Libido:''' ''[growls, waving her arms in a comical fashion]''
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 :'''Marge:''' Did you like it?