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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} &#039;&#039;[narration]&#039;&#039; I couldn&#039;t wait to get away &lt;s&gt;from my family&lt;/s&gt; to camp! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Don&#039;t worry, Lisa, that canker sore will be gone b...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[narration]'' I couldn't wait to get away &lt;s&gt;from my family&lt;/s&gt; to camp!<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Don't worry, Lisa, that canker sore will be gone before you know it!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Don't spend any money, honey! Mooch off your friends!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} ''[narration]'' It's as beautiful as I thought it would be! Everything's working out perfectly. I just wish the girl behind me would stop playing &quot;Yakety Sax&quot; over and over and over again!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} ''[narration]'' Well, the accommodations leave much to be desired. I can't believe my parents paid $35 a week for this! And if that girl doesn't stop playing that song, I'm going to put liquid soap in her saxophone!What a dump! It's cold, and I think somebody put liquid soap in [[Lisa's saxophone|my saxophone]]! How could this get any worse?!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} ''[narration]'' This has been the most enriching learning experience I've ever had! In fact, I've already signed up for next year!<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Justin|Diary of a Mad Sax Camper}}}} Okay, everybody, &quot;Yakety Sax,&quot; once more with feeling!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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