Dharma and Donuts - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 20:53, April 13, 2025

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Solar Dragon at 16:20, May 22, 2024

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Dharma and Donuts
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Charity Case}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Buddha Homer]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Dharma and Donuts''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Charity Case}} content update. It requires [[Buddha Homer]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Buddha Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Something seems different about you, Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|Well, I did get a haircut this weekend. They cut this one hair.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Not you. The other Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh, that guy. Yeah, he won't stop hovering over me.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|It's annoying when people look over your shoulder.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, I mean he won't stop levitating. And talking about enlightenment.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Is he a fellow Buddhist?}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What gave it away?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Probably your loincloth. It's very non-attachment.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|A little too non-attachment for me. You mind tightening that thing up a little?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Buddha Homer Tighten His Loincloth|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Carl Introduce Himself|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Carl]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenny Introduce Himself|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lenny]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Buddha Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What's so great about Buddhism, anyway? Other than the lack of pants. I could get used to that.}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's only through meditation that you can discover your path to enlightenment.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|How do you meditate?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|You sit for hours on end.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Yeah, so?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|You empty your mind of all your thoughts.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}dun-dun dadada dun-dun dada*}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You rid yourself of ambitions.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Belch}}
{{TB|{{*}}burp*}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Is it possible that Homer is the greatest Buddhist known to man?}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I spent years becoming Buddha Homer. There's no way Homer is more enlightened than me. I demand a meditation off!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Buddha Homer Meditate|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Empty His Mind Without Trying|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenny Judge the Meditation Off|4 hours|the [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lenny]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I couldn't focus. I was too angry at the idea of Homer winning.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You should relax. Do what I do. Nothing.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|You know, it's highly irregular and pretty anti-Buddhist to judge a meditation competition.}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Just name a winner.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Homer definitely won.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
{{TB|Woo-Hoo!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Buddha Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Look, Homer. You might be able to empty your mind, but Buddhism isn't just meditation.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|It isn't?}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Great thinkers have spent hundreds of years to perfect enlightenment.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|First you tell me NOT to think about it and now you're telling me to think about it. Make up your mind!}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You don't get it, do you!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Buddha Homer Preach Enlightenment|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That's it. I can't take it anymore. I don't deserve my golden sheen. You are the more enlightened one.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}
{{TB|{{*}}drool* Donuts.}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Wait, when you meditate, are you thinking about donuts?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|All the time.}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Then you aren't enlightened. You need to empty your mind. Not fill it with sugary treats.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But I am always thinking about donuts.}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|So when your eyes glaze over…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}
{{TB|I'm thinking about glaze…}}
{{Tapped Out Buddha Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thank you universe! All's right with the world once again! I am the better Buddhist! Not that that matters….}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 |characters = [[Buddha Homer]], [[Homer]]
 |optional = [[Carl]], [[Lenny]]
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 {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 {{TB|Homer definitely won.}}
-{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
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 {{TB|Woo-Hoo!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}