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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} It says here that a sugary snack provides glucose to the brain, giving it a small boost in energy. Maybe that&#039;s why the British have tea and s...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It says here that a sugary snack provides glucose to the brain, giving it a small boost in energy. Maybe that's why the British have tea and scones at 4 pm. Oh, had I only been born on the isle that gave us both [[William Shakespeare|Shakespeare]] and {{Ch|Stephen Merchant}}.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Ha! I just thought of a cool way to wear out my guinea pig! Later, mom! I need a stack of skateboard magazines, some scissors and glue. No school tomorrow... Plenty of time to experiment on Bart!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Blbb bluh bllbb? Ubb uh blub?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Blub.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} C'mon, Bart. Which is better... The Tonyhawkaloogie or the Mellow Vert McGurt?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I... I just don't know! I don't care! I need... I need...<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Knock knock, kids! Anyone care for an afternoon snack?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Sweet! Thanks, mom!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} It's great that you finished your experiment, honey... But that guinea pig looks a lot like Bart.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} You can tell because you're his mom. But trust me, no one will know this is Bart.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Hrmmm...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Haw haw! Bart the pig!<br /> {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Soo-ie, soo-ie... Pig pig pig!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I thought we were having fun, but you were just using me for an experiment.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Oh dear. I'm sorry, Bart.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, what I did was wrong. I shouldn't have used you, and I don't blame you for being mad at me. All I can say is that my behavior mimicked exactly what I was showing in my experiment. I made a rash decision when I was low on mental energy.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You made a monkey out of me by making me your guinea pig, Lisa. Ooh ook! Oink oink!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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