https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Death_of_a_Spokesman Death of a Spokesman - Revision history 2026-04-08T00:41:12Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Death_of_a_Spokesman&diff=1314845&oldid=prev SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (4) 2024-08-19T21:55:49Z <p>replaced: … → ... 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It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Season Premiere 2016}} content update. It requires [[Laird Ladd]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Laird Ladd's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|What am I supposed to do now? I'm done with donuts, bagels won't have me… there's nothing with a hole left.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Tell you what, I'm going to throw you a lifesaver.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|That's it, Life Savers!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|No, stay outta candy – empty calories and empty career opportunities. You need to shed the old man routine and rebrand with a fresh image.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Since I became a shut-in, I'm already doing all that.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Laird Try to Stay Relevant|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Laird Ladd's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}<br /> {{TB|The market research is in: no one cares about old people. They take forever at checkouts, smell like ointment, and are a constant reminder of our own mortality.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|What do I do? I tried wearing grillz but the teeth I had holding them on fell out.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|We've got to associate you with youth, vitality, and pulling all-nighters. 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Time to burn scooter rubber to the Springfield Retirement Castle.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 19 And Build the [[Retirement Castle]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Laird Go to The Retirement Castle|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Ah, a new roommate!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon|Exhausted}}<br /> {{TB|What? No, I'm here to model… I'm a spokesman for… actually, I don't know why I'm here.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Your wristband says you're here to stay. Pull up a puddin' cup and I'll tell ya a ramblin' story.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Behind the Laughter ==<br /> The quest name is a reference to ''[[Death of a Salesman]]''.<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/Season Premiere 2016}}</div> Solar Dragon