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 {{qf|Bart}} Point of odor. Lisa stinks.
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 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Joy of Sect|The Last Temptation of Krust}}
-{{qf|[[God]]}} {{ap|Noah|Bible}}! Thou shalt buildst thyself an ark measuring 300 cubits in length.
+{{qf|[[God]]}} Noah! Thou shalt buildst thyself an ark measuring 300 cubits in length.
-{{qf|Noah}} 300 cubits... give or take.
+{{qf|{{ap|Noah|Bible}}}} 300 cubits... give or take.
 {{qf|God}} EXACTLY 300! And thou shalt takest two of every creature...
 {{qf|Noah}} Two creatures...
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah. He's my favorite fictional character.
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-{{qf|Homer}} I can't make it in today, [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Mr. Smithers]]. I have Smallpox... Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house.
+{{qf|Homer}} I can't make it in today, Mr. [[Smithers]]. I have Smallpox... Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house.
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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect...
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 {{qf|Lisa}} What about the rest of us?
 {{qf|Bart}} You guys gather food for the big feast tonight. And maybe a little wine for the older kids.
-:'''Nelson:'' Delicious wine?
+{{qf|Nelson}} Delicious wine?
 {{qf|Bart}} Exactly.
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@@ Line 54: / Line 54: @@
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 {{qf|Homer}} Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
-{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration?
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[staring blankly]'' Can I have some money now?
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Joy of Sect|The Last Temptation of Krust}}
-:'''[[God]]:''' {{ap|Noah|Bible}}! Thou shalt buildst thyself an ark measuring 300 cubits in length.
+{{qf|[[God]]}} {{ap|Noah|Bible}}! Thou shalt buildst thyself an ark measuring 300 cubits in length.
-:'''Noah:''' 300 cubits... give or take.
+{{qf|Noah}} 300 cubits... give or take.
-:'''God:''' EXACTLY 300! And thou shalt takest two of every creature...
+{{qf|God}} EXACTLY 300! And thou shalt takest two of every creature...
-:'''Noah:''' Two creatures...
+{{qf|Noah}} Two creatures...
-:'''God:''' Two of every creature!
+{{qf|God}} Two of every creature!
-:'''Noah:''' Even stink beetles?
+{{qf|Noah}} Even stink beetles?
-:'''God:''' Especially stink beetles!
+{{qf|God}} Especially stink beetles!
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Whoa, cool! God is so in-your-face.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whoa, cool! God is so in-your-face.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yeah. He's my favorite fictional character.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah. He's my favorite fictional character.
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-:'''Homer:''' I can't make it in today, [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Mr. Smithers]]. I have Smallpox... Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house.
+{{qf|Homer}} I can't make it in today, [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Mr. Smithers]]. I have Smallpox... Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect...
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect...
-:'''Bart:''' Point of odor. Lisa stinks.
+{{qf|Bart}} Point of odor. Lisa stinks.
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-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?
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-:'''Homer:''' [[FlanCrest Enterprises]]?
+{{qf|Homer}} [[FlanCrest Enterprises]]?
-:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Oops! That's for me. FlanCrest Enterprises is my home business.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Oops! That's for me. FlanCrest Enterprises is my home business.
-:'''Homer:''' You liar. You don't have a home business. Why would you make up a lie like that?
+{{qf|Homer}} You liar. You don't have a home business. Why would you make up a lie like that?
-:'''Ned:''' No-ho-ho, it's true! [[Maude]] and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet.
+{{qf|Ned}} No-ho-ho, it's true! [[Maude]] and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet.
-:'''Homer:''' Internet, eh?
+{{qf|Homer}} Internet, eh?
-:'''Ned:''' Yes indeedy. Makin' some good scratch, too.
+{{qf|Ned}} Yes indeedy. Makin' some good scratch, too.
-:'''Homer:''' Scratch, eh?
+{{qf|Homer}} Scratch, eh?
-:'''Ned:''' Yep.
+{{qf|Ned}} Yep.
-:'''Homer:''' Maude, eh?
+{{qf|Homer}} Maude, eh?
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-:'''Bart:''' First one to the front of the bus gets Martin's lunch money.
+{{qf|Bart}} First one to the front of the bus gets Martin's lunch money.
-:'''[[Martin]]:''' What?
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} What?
-:'''Bart:''' Go apple!
+{{qf|Bart}} Go apple!
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Go orange!
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Go orange!
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Go banana!
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Go banana!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Make way for grapefruit! Gooo grapefruit!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Make way for grapefruit! Gooo grapefruit!
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-:'''[[Sherri]]:''' This is all Lisa's fault. She started the stupid U.N. club.
+{{qf|[[Sherri]]}} This is all Lisa's fault. She started the stupid U.N. club.
-:'''Lisa:''' Hey, Martin seconded the motion. It's entirely his fault.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, Martin seconded the motion. It's entirely his fault.
-:'''Nelson:''' People, people. Let's not blame each other. We all know this is Milhouse's fault.
+{{qf|Nelson}} People, people. Let's not blame each other. We all know this is Milhouse's fault.
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-:'''Bart:''' Good, let's get to work. Me and Nelson will build the treehouse. Martin, draw up plans for a coconut radio and, if possible, a coconut Nintendo system.
+{{qf|Bart}} Good, let's get to work. Me and Nelson will build the treehouse. Martin, draw up plans for a coconut radio and, if possible, a coconut Nintendo system.
-:'''Lisa:''' What about the rest of us?
+{{qf|Lisa}} What about the rest of us?
-:'''Bart:''' You guys gather food for the big feast tonight. And maybe a little wine for the older kids.
+{{qf|Bart}} You guys gather food for the big feast tonight. And maybe a little wine for the older kids.
 :'''Nelson:'' Delicious wine?
-:'''Bart:''' Exactly.
+{{qf|Bart}} Exactly.
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-:'''Bart:''' Food patrol, we're all starved. Let's see what you've got. ''[Bart is shown some berries]'' That's it? What happened to all the lobsters, mangoes and chewy chewy cocoa beans?
+{{qf|Bart}} Food patrol, we're all starved. Let's see what you've got. ''[Bart is shown some berries]'' That's it? What happened to all the lobsters, mangoes and chewy chewy cocoa beans?
-:'''Lisa:''' All we found were these oozing berries. And they look pretty poisonous.
+{{qf|Lisa}} All we found were these oozing berries. And they look pretty poisonous.
-:'''Ralph:''' I eated the purpleberries.
+{{qf|Ralph}} I eated the purpleberries.
-:'''Bart:''' How are they, Ralph? Good?
+{{qf|Bart}} How are they, Ralph? Good?
-:'''Ralph:''' ''[moaning]'' They taste like burning.
+{{qf|Ralph}} ''[moaning]'' They taste like burning.
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-:'''Homer:''' Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
+{{qf|Homer}} Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration?
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration?
-:'''Homer:''' ''[staring blankly]'' Can I have some money now?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[staring blankly]'' Can I have some money now?
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-:'''Homer:''' Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now...
+{{qf|Homer}} Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now...
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-:'''Narrator:''' So, the children learned to function as a society. And eventually, they were rescued by, oh, let's say, [[Moe]].
+{{qf|Narrator}} So, the children learned to function as a society. And eventually, they were rescued by, oh, let's say, [[Moe]].
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Joy of Sect|The Last Temptation of Krust}}
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Food patrol, how'd you do?
+:'''[[God]]:''' {{ap|Noah|Bible}}! Thou shalt buildst thyself an ark measuring 300 cubits in length.
-:''[[Lisa]] holds up three berries''
+:'''Noah:''' 300 cubits... give or take.
-:'''Bart''': What? But where are all the lobsters, mangoes, and chewy, chewy cocoa beans?
+:'''God:''' EXACTLY 300! And thou shalt takest two of every creature...
-:'''Lisa''': All we found were these berries, and they look pretty poisonous. ''(Squishes a purple berry)''
+:'''Noah:''' Two creatures...
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': I ated the purple berries... oh ''(clutches stomach)'', oh ''(bends down)'', oh ''(falls over)''
+:'''God:''' Two of every creature!
-:'''Bart''': How are they Ralph? Good?
+:'''Noah:''' Even stink beetles?
-:'''Ralph''': They taste like... burning!
+:'''God:''' Especially stink beetles!
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-:'''[[James Earl Jones|Narrator]]''': So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... [[Moe]].
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Whoa, cool! God is so in-your-face.
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': [[Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net]], Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call? (hands the phone to Marge) It's [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]].
+:'''Homer:''' I can't make it in today, [[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Mr. Smithers]]. I have Smallpox... Well, it wasn't wiped out in my house.
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-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Oh, Captain Janeway. Lace...the final brassiere!
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect...
-:''The download is excruciatingly slow.''
+:'''Bart:''' Point of odor. Lisa stinks.
-:'''Comic Book Guy''': Oh, hurry up! I'm a busy man.
+----
-:''He slurps his soda for quite a while.''
+:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?
-:'''Comic Book Guy''': Ugh, this high-speed modem is ''intolerably'' slow!
+----
-:''Just as the saucy parts are about to be uncovered, an advert pops up for Homer's "Internet King" service.''
+:'''Homer:''' [[FlanCrest Enterprises]]?
-:'''Comic Book Guy''': Hey! What the...Huh. The Internet King. Wonder if he can provide faster nudity.
+:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Oops! That's for me. FlanCrest Enterprises is my home business.
-:''In Homer's "office"...''
+:'''Homer:''' You liar. You don't have a home business. Why would you make up a lie like that?
-:'''Homer''':  Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?
+:'''Ned:''' No-ho-ho, it's true! [[Maude]] and I sell religious hook rugs over the Internet.
-:'''Comic Book Guy''':  I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my Token ring/Ethernet LAN configuration?
+:'''Homer:''' Internet, eh?
-:'''Homer''':  ...Can I have some money now?
+:'''Ned:''' Yes indeedy. Makin' some good scratch, too.
 {{Season 9|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Joy of Sect|The Last Temptation of Krust}}
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Food patrol, how'd you do&nbsp;?
+:'''[[Bart]]''': Food patrol, how'd you do?
 :''[[Lisa]] holds up three berries''
 :'''Bart''': What? But where are all the lobsters, mangoes, and chewy, chewy cocoa beans?
 :'''Lisa''': All we found were these berries, and they look pretty poisonous. ''(Squishes a purple berry)''
 :'''[[Ralph]]''': I ated the purple berries... oh ''(clutches stomach)'', oh ''(bends down)'', oh ''(falls over)''
-:'''Bart''': How are they Ralph?... Good?
+:'''Bart''': How are they Ralph? Good?
 :'''Ralph''': They taste like... burning!
 :'''Bart''': Well, food patrol blew it.
-:'''Milhouse''': Oh yeah? Well, your shelter doesn't look like something to boast about.
+:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Oh yeah? Well, your shelter doesn't look like something to boast about.
 :''Milhouse shows a crudely made treehouse out of twigs.''
 :'''Bart''': You'll be thankful when monsoon season hits.
 :''Bart's shelter collapses, finally snapping Bart out of his idea that being stranded on an island is a matter of survivalism, not a place to chill out like what is seen on TV.''
-:'''Bart''': Oh man. No food. No shelter. No monkey butlers. This island is a death trap. We should have just swam for it like Otto.
+:'''Bart''': Oh, man! No food, no shelter, no monkey butlers...This island's a death trap! We should've just swam for it, like [[Otto]].
 :''Open ocean. Otto is near exhaustion from all the swimming.''
 :'''Otto'''{talking to himself}: Oh man! I cannot swim another inch! I'm gonna drown!
 :''Otto sinks beneath water, but is then raised by being caught in a fishing net. Otto is then deposited onto a Chinese-flagged fishing trawler with hundreds of fish.''
-:'''Otto''': Oh ho! Thank the Good Dude, I am saved!
+:'''Otto''': Oh ho! Thank the Good Dude, I'm saved!
 :'''Fisherman #1'''{speaking Cantonese}: Shall we put him down below with the others?
 :'''Fisherman #2'''{speaking Cantonese}: You can never have too many slaves in the cannery.
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 :'''[[James Earl Jones|Narrator]]''': So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... [[Moe]].
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': [[Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net]], Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call? (hands the phone to Marge) It's Patty.
+:'''[[Homer]]''': [[Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net]], Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call? (hands the phone to Marge) It's [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]].
 ----
 :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Oh, Captain Janeway. Lace...the final brassiere!
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 :'''Comic Book Guy''': Ugh, this high-speed modem is ''intolerably'' slow!
 :''Just as the saucy parts are about to be uncovered, an advert pops up for Homer's "Internet King" service.''
-:'''Comic Book Guy''': Hey! What the... Huh. The Internet King. Wonder if he can provide faster nudity.
+:'''Comic Book Guy''': Hey! What the...Huh. The Internet King. Wonder if he can provide faster nudity.
 :''In Homer's "office"...''
 :'''Homer''':  Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?
-:'''Comic Book Guy''':  I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobit Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
+:'''Comic Book Guy''':  I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my Token ring/Ethernet LAN configuration?
 :'''Homer''':  ...Can I have some money now?
 {{Season 9|Q}}

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 :'''Homer''':  Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''':  I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
+:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''':  I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobit Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
 :'''Homer''':  Can I have some money now?
 {{Season 9|Q}}

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 :'''Homer''': Compu-global-hyper-meganet, Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call? (hands the phone to Marge) It's Patty.
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