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:'''[[Bart]]:''' I know this looks bad. And I admit, I would totally lie in a second to Lisa or Mom or Dad, but I would never lie to Maggie. I did not do that prank.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Your Honor, I think we've seen enough. I have demolished the prosecution's claims and made the prosecutor sweat through two shirts. I move that you dismiss this case and release this sweet, lovable boy.
:'''{{ch|Janet Reno}}:''' Motion denied. Miss Simpson, your grandstanding summation contained a grievous error. By calling your brother sweet and lovable, you opened the door to testimony from anyone who doesn't think he's sweet and lovable.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' The prosecution calls everyone in the world!
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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I think you just sent away the first person you could have actually helped.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' What do you mean, "actually"? I've punched out four Homer Simpson shaped burglars tonight alone.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' All those crooks were fakes, set up by me.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Even the Abominable Dr. Lenny?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' No, he was a happy accident. But the rest were fakes, just like you, a man who claims to be a hero but is nothing more than a fraud with a cute little bod.
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Smithers, I, too, shall become a crime-fighting bat.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Hmm.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' But I won't become just any bat. I shall be the terrifying bat who swoops from the sky and sucks the vital essence of his prey. I shall be Fruit Bat Man!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Great, great. I-I don't suppose you'll be forgetting about this tomorrow?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' No sooner than I'd forget my own mother.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' That's not your mother, that's your bear.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Well, then, where's my stuffed mother?
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' This kilt says you framed my brother. Why?
:'''[[Willie]]:''' Because I hate Easter. You see, ladies, I'm not just a Presbyterian, I'm a Scottish Old Believer Presbyterian! Old Believers don't recognize holidays not celebrated by the original apostles, especially one named after the pagan god, Eostre!

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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Your Honor, I think we've seen enough. I have demolished the prosecution's claims and made the prosecutor sweat through two shirts. I move that you dismiss this case and release this sweet, lovable boy.
-{{qf|{{ch|Janet Reno}}}} Motion denied. Miss Simpson, your grandstanding summation contained a grievous error. By calling your brother sweet and lovable, you opened the door to testimony from anyone who doesn't think he's sweet and lovable.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Janet Reno}}}} Motion denied. Miss Simpson, your grandstanding summation contained a grievous error. By calling your brother sweet and lovable, you opened the door to testimony from anyone who doesn't think he's sweet and lovable.
 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} The prosecution calls everyone in the world!
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I know this looks bad. And I admit, I would totally lie in a second to Lisa or Mom or Dad, but I would never lie to Maggie. I did not do that prank.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I know this looks bad. And I admit, I would totally lie in a second to Lisa or Mom or Dad, but I would never lie to Maggie. I did not do that prank.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Your Honor, I think we've seen enough. I have demolished the prosecution's claims and made the prosecutor sweat through two shirts. I move that you dismiss this case and release this sweet, lovable boy.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Your Honor, I think we've seen enough. I have demolished the prosecution's claims and made the prosecutor sweat through two shirts. I move that you dismiss this case and release this sweet, lovable boy.
-:'''{{ch|Janet Reno}}:''' Motion denied. Miss Simpson, your grandstanding summation contained a grievous error. By calling your brother sweet and lovable, you opened the door to testimony from anyone who doesn't think he's sweet and lovable.
+{{qf|{{ch|Janet Reno}}}} Motion denied. Miss Simpson, your grandstanding summation contained a grievous error. By calling your brother sweet and lovable, you opened the door to testimony from anyone who doesn't think he's sweet and lovable.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' The prosecution calls everyone in the world!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} The prosecution calls everyone in the world!
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-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I think you just sent away the first person you could have actually helped.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} I think you just sent away the first person you could have actually helped.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' What do you mean, "actually"? I've punched out four Homer Simpson shaped burglars tonight alone.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} What do you mean, actually? I've punched out four Homer Simpson shaped burglars tonight alone.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' All those crooks were fakes, set up by me.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} All those crooks were fakes, set up by me.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Even the Abominable Dr. Lenny?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Even the Abominable Dr. Lenny?
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' No, he was a happy accident. But the rest were fakes, just like you, a man who claims to be a hero but is nothing more than a fraud with a cute little bod.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} No, he was a happy accident. But the rest were fakes, just like you, a man who claims to be a hero but is nothing more than a fraud with a cute little bod.
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-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Smithers, I, too, shall become a crime-fighting bat.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers, I, too, shall become a crime-fighting bat.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Hmm.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Hmm.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' But I won't become just any bat. I shall be the terrifying bat who swoops from the sky and sucks the vital essence of his prey. I shall be Fruit Bat Man!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} But I won't become just any bat. I shall be the terrifying bat who swoops from the sky and sucks the vital essence of his prey. I shall be Fruit Bat Man!
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Great, great. I-I don't suppose you'll be forgetting about this tomorrow?
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Great, great. I-I don't suppose you'll be forgetting about this tomorrow?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' No sooner than I'd forget my own mother.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} No sooner than I'd forget my own mother.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' That's not your mother, that's your bear.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} That's not your mother, that's your bear.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Well, then, where's my stuffed mother?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, then, where's my stuffed mother?
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Just remember this: a Simpson never gives up.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Just remember this: a Simpson never gives up.
 :''[The rest of the family laughs at her]''
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-:'''Lisa:''' This kilt says you framed my brother. Why?
+{{qf|Lisa}} This kilt says you framed my brother. Why?
-:'''[[Willie]]:''' Because I hate Easter. You see, ladies, I'm not just a Presbyterian, I'm a Scottish Old Believer Presbyterian! Old Believers don't recognize holidays not celebrated by the original apostles, especially one named after the pagan god, Eostre!
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Because I hate Easter. You see, ladies, I'm not just a Presbyterian, I'm a Scottish Old Believer Presbyterian! Old Believers don't recognize holidays not celebrated by the original apostles, especially one named after the pagan god, Eostre!
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 :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Well, then, where's my stuffed mother?
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Just remember this, a Simpson never gives up.
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Just remember this: a Simpson never gives up.
-''(The rest of the family laughs at her)''
+:''[The rest of the family laughs at her]''
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 :'''Lisa:''' This kilt says you framed my brother. Why?
 :'''[[Willie]]:''' Because I hate Easter. You see, ladies, I'm not just a Presbyterian, I'm a Scottish Old Believer Presbyterian! Old Believers don't recognize holidays not celebrated by the original apostles, especially one named after the pagan god, Eostre!