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Solar Dragon at 21:57, April 28, 2016

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Lisa''': Mr. Hurlbut?! From the Springfield Historical Society? :'''Clancy Wiggum''': What are you doing here? :'''Hollis Hurlbut''': Congratulating ..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Lisa''': Mr. Hurlbut?! From the Springfield Historical Society? :'''Clancy Wiggum''': What are you doing here? :'''Hollis Hurlbut''': Congratulating ..."

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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Hurlbut?! From the Springfield Historical Society?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': What are you doing here?
:'''[[Hollis Hurlbut]]''': Congratulating Mr. Simpsons, cheif. You see, he has just broken a hundred-year-old record!
:'''[[Homer]]''': I did?
:'''[[Hollis Hurlbut]]''': Yes. While in that tank, you held your breath for seven minutes and one secnod!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Wonderful. Can I arrest him now?
:'''[[Hollis Hurlbut]]''': Mr. Simpson's feat is quite hisroric. Are you familiar with Obadiah "Cheeks" Wilmington?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Was he the lead singer for blues traveler?
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Wow, Mr. Wolfcastle! I'm impressed at how fast you got this thing up to... 72 MPH! And in a school zone, no less!
:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': My apologies. But I am late for a massage... for my pot-bellied pig.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Well, I still have to write you up.
:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': But this will be my twenty-first strike! I will lose my license!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Isn't it just three strikes?
:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': When you're a celebrity, tickets are counted like dog years.
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:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': You with the contraband! Freeze!
:'''{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}''': It's the fuzz! But how did you know about my illegal ice-shaving racket?
:'''[[Homer]]''': We got an inside tip...
:'''{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}''': Johnny Tightlips?!
:'''[[Johnny Tightlips]]''': Sorry, boss. But sometimes I just need to talk to some-body about my issues.
:'''[[Lenny]]''': And I'm a wonderful listener.
:'''{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}''': Much like our illegal snow cones, my heart is chipping away into many broken pieces.
:'''[[Lenny]]''': There, there. Lenny's listening.
----
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': I've got to say, Clancy, there have been no accident's since you've taken over! Nice work!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': I guess I'm finally motivated! Unlike being police chief, a safety inspector can actually make a difference!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Well, I guess this town might be safer with you in charge, Wiggy. Just promise not to work too hard.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Easiest promise I ever made!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': But, chief! The plant has never been safer! You can't just walk away!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Sorry, Mr. Smithers. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't argue with an archaic statue from the town charter.

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 {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} You with the contraband! Freeze!
-{{qf|{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}}} It's the fuzz! But how did you know about my illegal ice-shaving racket?
+{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} It's the fuzz! But how did you know about my illegal ice-shaving racket?
 {{qf|Homer}} We got an inside tip...
 {{qf|Fat Tony}} Johnny Tightlips?!

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	{{qf\|Waylon Smithers}} But, chief! The plant has never been safer! You can't just walk away!		{{qf\|Waylon Smithers}} But, chief! The plant has never been safer! You can't just walk away!
	{{qf\|Chief Wiggum}} Sorry, Mr. Smithers. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't argue with an archaic statue from the town charter.		{{qf\|Chief Wiggum}} Sorry, Mr. Smithers. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't argue with an archaic statue from the town charter.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Hurlbut?! From the Springfield Historical Society?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Hurlbut?! From the Springfield Historical Society?
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': What are you doing here?
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} What are you doing here?
-:'''[[Hollis Hurlbut]]''': Congratulating Mr. Simpson, chief. You see, he has just broken a hundred-year-old record!
+{{qf|[[Hollis Hurlbut]]}} Congratulating Mr. Simpson, chief. You see, he has just broken a hundred-year-old record!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I did?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I did?
-:'''[[Hollis Hurlbut]]''': Yes. While in that tank, you held your breath for seven minutes and one secnod!
+{{qf|Hollis Hurlbut}} Yes. While in that tank, you held your breath for seven minutes and one secnod!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Wonderful. Can I arrest him now?
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Wonderful. Can I arrest him now?
-:'''[[Hollis Hurlbut]]''': Mr. Simpson's feat is quite historic. Are you familiar with Obadiah "Cheeks" Wilmington?
+{{qf|Hollis Hurlbut}} Mr. Simpson's feat is quite historic. Are you familiar with Obadiah Cheeks Wilmington?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Was he the lead singer for Blues Traveler?
+{{qf|Homer}} Was he the lead singer for Blues Traveler?
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Wow, Mr. Wolfcastle! I'm impressed at how fast you got this thing up to... 72 MPH! And in a school zone, no less!
+{{qf|Homer}} Wow, Mr. Wolfcastle! I'm impressed at how fast you got this thing up to... 72 MPH! And in a school zone, no less!
-:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': My apologies. But I am late for a massage... for my pot-bellied pig.
+{{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} My apologies. But I am late for a massage... for my pot-bellied pig.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Well, I still have to write you up.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, I still have to write you up.
-:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': But this will be my twenty-first strike! I will lose my license!
+{{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} But this will be my twenty-first strike! I will lose my license!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Isn't it just three strikes?
+{{qf|Homer}} Isn't it just three strikes?
-:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': When you're a celebrity, tickets are counted like dog years.
+{{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} When you're a celebrity, tickets are counted like dog years.
 ----
-:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': You with the contraband! Freeze!
+{{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} You with the contraband! Freeze!
-:'''{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}''': It's the fuzz! But how did you know about my illegal ice-shaving racket?
+{{qf|{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}}} It's the fuzz! But how did you know about my illegal ice-shaving racket?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': We got an inside tip...
+{{qf|Homer}} We got an inside tip...
-:'''{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}''': Johnny Tightlips?!
+{{qf|Fat Tony}} Johnny Tightlips?!
-:'''[[Johnny Tightlips]]''': Sorry, boss. But sometimes I just need to talk to some-body about my issues.
+{{qf|[[Johnny Tightlips]]}} Sorry, boss. But sometimes I just need to talk to some-body about my issues.
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': And I'm a wonderful listener.
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} And I'm a wonderful listener.
-:'''{{ap|Fat Tony|second}}''': Much like our illegal snow cones, my heart is chipping away into many broken pieces.
+{{qf|Fat Tony}} Much like our illegal snow cones, my heart is chipping away into many broken pieces.
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': There, there. Lenny's listening.
+{{qf|Lenny}} There, there. Lenny's listening.
 ----
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': I've got to say, Clancy, there have been no accidents since you've taken over! Nice work!
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} I've got to say, Clancy, there have been no accidents since you've taken over! Nice work!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': I guess I'm finally motivated! Unlike being police chief, a safety inspector can actually make a difference!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} I guess I'm finally motivated! Unlike being police chief, a safety inspector can actually make a difference!
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Well, I guess this town might be safer with you in charge, Wiggy. Just promise not to work too hard.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, I guess this town might be safer with you in charge, Wiggy. Just promise not to work too hard.
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Easiest promise I ever made!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Easiest promise I ever made!
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': But, chief! The plant has never been safer! You can't just walk away!
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} But, chief! The plant has never been safer! You can't just walk away!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Sorry, Mr. Smithers. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't argue with an archaic statue from the town charter.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Sorry, Mr. Smithers. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't argue with an archaic statue from the town charter.

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