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 == Plot ==
-[[Larry]], [[Homer]], and [[Barney]] are at [[Moe's]] and watchíng TV where [[Professor Frink]] demonstrates his new invention, a new type of roller skates and he gets $1 million in the price of his invention. They decide to try to get a similar idea and Moe gets one off Homer, Barney and himself after Barney says "Beer", Homer says "D'oh" and Moe says "Nuts". Moe asks Homer and Barney: "What is the one thing that every man wants when they wake up?", and both  Homer and Barney say [[Marge]]. When asked again, they say beer-flavoured donuts. Moe then renamed his bar Drunken Donuts, and starts selling beer-flavoured donuts, making the bar popular. [[Krusty]] doesn't like this as nobody is eating at [[Krusty Burger]] anymore, and [[Lard Lad]] is not happy either, as nobody is buying donuts from him either. They contact the mafia, but get no response because they are getting 50% of the profits from Moe's. They then contact the police, but they can't do anything as they are drunk on the donuts. They go to church to pray. They get their response from [[Helen Lovejoy]], who creates a group of protesters to try and shut down Drunken Donuts. To calm down the group, Moe offers them free beer-flavoured donuts, and the group tastes the product and the like it. Krusty & Lard Lad decide to buy shares in Drunken Donuts after sampling the donuts, but [[Duffman]] appears with lawyers. Since Moe used the Duff Beer catchphrase: "Get your [[Duff]] in here!" (The lawyers don't care about the use of Duff Beer as an ingredient), he's provided with a bill that Moe cannot afford to pay, as Homer and Barney have wasted the money Moe made on beer on beer for themselves. Moe is forced to close down his new business. Krusty and Lard Lad are happy that everything is as it was before. Helen comes and says she can get the protesters outside their business if they do not do as she pleases. They accept her terms which lets people throw pies in the faces on them at the fair.
+[[Larry]], [[Homer]], and [[Barney]] are at [[Moe's]] and watchíng TV where [[Professor Frink]] demonstrates his new invention, a new type of roller skates and he gets $1 million in the price of his invention. They decide to try to get a similar idea and Moe gets one off Homer, Barney and himself after Barney says "Beer", Homer says "D'oh" and Moe says "Nuts". Moe asks Homer and Barney: "What is the one thing that every man wants when they wake up?", and both Homer and Barney say [[Marge]]. When asked again, they say beer-flavoured donuts. Moe then renamed his bar Drunken Donuts, and starts selling beer-flavoured donuts, making the bar popular. [[Krusty]] doesn't like this as nobody is eating at [[Krusty Burger]] anymore, and [[Lard Lad]] is not happy either, as nobody is buying donuts from him either. They contact the mafia, but get no response because they are getting 50% of the profits from Moe's. They then contact the police, but they can't do anything as they are drunk on the donuts. They go to church to pray. They get their response from [[Helen Lovejoy]], who creates a group of protesters to try and shut down Drunken Donuts. To calm down the group, Moe offers them free beer-flavoured donuts, and the group tastes the product and the like it. Krusty & Lard Lad decide to buy shares in Drunken Donuts after sampling the donuts, but [[Duffman]] appears with lawyers. Since Moe used the Duff Beer catchphrase: "Get your [[Duff]] in here!" (The lawyers don't care about the use of Duff Beer as an ingredient), he's provided with a bill that Moe cannot afford to pay, as Homer and Barney have wasted the money Moe made on beer on beer for themselves. Moe is forced to close down his new business. Krusty and Lard Lad are happy that everything is as it was before. Helen comes and says she can get the protesters outside their business if they do not do as she pleases. They accept her terms which lets people throw pies in the faces on them at the fair.
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-'''''D'oh, Nuts!''''' is a ''[[The Simpsons Summer Shindig]]'' comic story featured in {{TSSS|3}}.
+'''''D'oh, Nuts!''''' is a ''[[The Simpsons Summer Shindig]]'' comic story first printed in {{TSSS|3}}.
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 == Plot ==
-[[Larry]], [[Homer]], and [[Barney]] are at [[Moe's]] and watchíng TV where [[Professor Frink]] demonstrates his new invention, a new type of roller skates and he gets $1 million in the price of his invention. They decide to try to get a similar idea and Moe gets one off Homer, Barney and himself after Barney says Beer, Homer says D'oh and Moe says Nuts. Moe asks Homer and Barney: What is the one thing that every man wants when they wake up?, and both  Homer and Barney say [[Marge]]. When asked again, they say beer-flavoured donuts. Moe then renamed his bar Drunken Donuts, makes it so that his bar sells beer-flavoured donuts, making the bar popular. [[Krusty]] doesn't like this as nobody is eating at [[Krusty Burger]] anymore, and [[Lard Lad]] is not happy either, as nobody is buying donuts from him either. They contact the mafia, but get no response for they are getting 50% of the profits from Moe's. They then contact the police, but they can't do anything as they are drunk on the donuts. They go to church to pray. They get there response from [[Helen Lovejoy]], who creates a group of protesters to try and shut down Drunken Donuts. To calm down the group  Moe offers them free beer-flavoured donuts, and the group tastes the product and the like it. Krusty & Lard Lad decide to buy shares in Drunken Donuts after sampling the donuts, but [[Duffman]] appears with lawyers. Since Moe used the Duff Beer catchphrase: "Get your [[Duff]] in here!" (The lawyers don't care about use of Duff Beer as an ingredient), he's provided with a bill that Moe cannot afford to pay it, as Homer and Barney have wasted the money Moe made on beer on beer for themselves. Moe is forced to close down his new business. Krusty and Lard Lad are happy everything is as it was before. Helen came then and says she can fix protestors outside their business if they do not do as she pleases. They accept her terms which lets people throw pies in the faces on them at the fair.
+[[Larry]], [[Homer]], and [[Barney]] are at [[Moe's]] and watchíng TV where [[Professor Frink]] demonstrates his new invention, a new type of roller skates and he gets $1 million in the price of his invention. They decide to try to get a similar idea and Moe gets one off Homer, Barney and himself after Barney says "Beer", Homer says "D'oh" and Moe says "Nuts". Moe asks Homer and Barney: "What is the one thing that every man wants when they wake up?", and both  Homer and Barney say [[Marge]]. When asked again, they say beer-flavoured donuts. Moe then renamed his bar Drunken Donuts, and starts selling beer-flavoured donuts, making the bar popular. [[Krusty]] doesn't like this as nobody is eating at [[Krusty Burger]] anymore, and [[Lard Lad]] is not happy either, as nobody is buying donuts from him either. They contact the mafia, but get no response because they are getting 50% of the profits from Moe's. They then contact the police, but they can't do anything as they are drunk on the donuts. They go to church to pray. They get their response from [[Helen Lovejoy]], who creates a group of protesters to try and shut down Drunken Donuts. To calm down the group, Moe offers them free beer-flavoured donuts, and the group tastes the product and the like it. Krusty & Lard Lad decide to buy shares in Drunken Donuts after sampling the donuts, but [[Duffman]] appears with lawyers. Since Moe used the Duff Beer catchphrase: "Get your [[Duff]] in here!" (The lawyers don't care about the use of Duff Beer as an ingredient), he's provided with a bill that Moe cannot afford to pay, as Homer and Barney have wasted the money Moe made on beer on beer for themselves. Moe is forced to close down his new business. Krusty and Lard Lad are happy that everything is as it was before. Helen comes and says she can get the protesters outside their business if they do not do as she pleases. They accept her terms which lets people throw pies in the faces on them at the fair.
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-'''''D'oh, Nuts!''''' is a comic story featured in ''[[The Simpsons Summer Shindig 3]]''.
+'''''D'oh, Nuts!''''' is a ''[[The Simpsons Summer Shindig]]'' comic story featured in {{TSSS|3}}.
 == Plot ==
-[[Larry]], [[Homer]], and [[Barney]] are at [[Moe's]] and watchíng TV where [[Professor Frink]] demonstrates his new invention, a new type of roller skates and he gets $1 million in the price of his invention. They decide to try to get a similar idea and Moe gets one off Homer, Barney and himself after Barney says Beer, Homer says D'oh and Moe says Nuts. Moe asks Homer and Barney: What is the one thing that every man wants when they wake up?, and both  Homer and Barney say [[Marge]]. When asked again, they say beer-flavoured donuts. Moe then renamed his bar Drunken Donuts, makes it so that his bar sells beer-flavoured donuts, making the bar popular. [[Krusty]] doesn't like this as nobody is eating at [[Krusty Burger]] anymore, and [[Lard Lad]] is not happy either, as nobody is buying donuts from him either. They contact the mafia, but get no response for they are getting 50% of the profits from Moe's. They then contact the police, but they can't do anything as they are drunk on the donuts. They go to church to pray. They get there response from [[Helen Lovejoy]], who creates a group of protesters to try and shut down Drunken Donuts. To calm down the group  Moe offers them free beer-flavoured donuts, and the group tastes the product and the like it. Krusty & Lard Lad decide to buy shares in Drunken Donuts after sampling the donuts, but [[Duffman]] appears with lawyers. Since Moe used the Duff Beer catchphrase: "Get your [[Duff]] in here!" (The lawyers don't care about use of Duff Beer as an ingredient), he's provided with a bill that Moe cannot afford to pay it, as Homer and Barney have wasted the money Moe made on beer on beer for themselves. Moe is forced to close down his new business. Krusty and Lard Lad are happy everything is as it was before. Helen came then and says she can fix protestors outside their business if they do not do as she pleases. They accept her terms which lets people throw pies in the faces on them at the fair.
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-[[Larry]], [[Homer]], and [[Barney]] are on [[Moe's]] and watchíng TV where [[Professor Frink]] demonstrates his new invention, a new type of roller skates and he got $1 million in the price of his invention. They decide to try to get on a similar idea and Moe gets one. What do people have when they wake up, the answer is beer and donuts. Moe make then so his bar selling both beer and donuts and the bar becomes more popular now in the morning. [[Krusty]] don't like it, nobody eats breakfast on [[Krusty Burger]] anymore, and [[Lard Lad]] is not happy either, nobody buys donuts from him either. They contact the mafia, but get no response for they are getting 50% of the profits from Moe's. They contact the police, but they can't do nothing so they go to church to pray. They get there response from [[Helen Lovejoy]], which creating a group of demonstrators that don't like Moe's anymore. To calm down the group starts Moe offer them free beer and donuts, and the group tastes the product and the like it. Krusty and Lard Lad thinking they can merges with Moe but [[Duffman]] then appear with some lawyers. Since Moe used the trade mark Duff to sell donuts, he provides them a lawsuit and it turns out that Moe is not afford to pay it, Homer and Barney, which has help him have wasted the money on beer to themselves. Moe is forced to close down his new business and Barney and Homer is upset about what they did but becomes excused by Moe. Krusty and Lard Lad is still happy everything is, after all, as it was before. Helen came then and says she can fix demonstrators outside their business if they do not do as she pleases. They accept her terms which let people throw pies in the faces on them in a fair.
+[[Larry]], [[Homer]], and [[Barney]] are at [[Moe's]] and watchíng TV where [[Professor Frink]] demonstrates his new invention, a new type of roller skates and he gets $1 million in the price of his invention. They decide to try to get a similar idea and Moe gets one. What do people have when they wake up, Homer and Barney say [[Marge]], but the answer is beer and donuts. Moe then makes it so his bar sells both beer and donuts and the bar becomes more popular now in the morning. [[Krusty]] don't like it, nobody eats breakfast at [[Krusty Burger]] anymore, and [[Lard Lad]] is not happy either, nobody buys donuts from him either. They contact the mafia, but get no response for they are getting 50% of the profits from Moe's. They then contact the police, but they can't do anything so they go to church to pray. They get there response from [[Helen Lovejoy]], who creates a group of protesters that don't like Moe's anymore. To calm down the group  Moe offers them free beer and donuts, and the group tastes the product and the like it. Krusty and Lard Lad thinking they can go out of business with Moe around but [[Duffman]] appears with some lawyers. Since Moe used Duff Beer as his secret ingredient , he provides them a lawsuit and it turns out that Moe cannot afford to pay it, Homer and Barney, which have helped him have wasted the money on beer to themselves. Moe is forced to close down his new business and Barney and Homer are upset about what they did but become excused by Moe. Krusty and Lard Lad are still happy everything is, after all, as it was before. Helen came then and says she can fix demonstrators outside their business if they do not do as she pleases. They accept her terms which lets people throw pies in the faces on them at the fair.
 [[Category:The Simpsons Summer Shindig stories]]