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</table>SolarBothttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Cuisine_Capers&diff=1444239&oldid=prevSolar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Cuisine Capers |image = x100px |level = 9 |update = {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}} |requirements = |characte..."2026-01-23T19:15:57Z<p>Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Cuisine Capers |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Leaky_Pants_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Leaky Pants Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 9 |update = {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}} |requirements = |characte..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br />
|name = Cuisine Capers<br />
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Leaky Pants Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br />
|level = 9<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}}<br />
|requirements = <br />
|characters = [[Leaky Pants]], [[Lisa]]<br />
|optional = [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Scuzzo the Clown]]<br />
|internal = CuisineCapers<br />
|id = 277041 - 277043<br />
|previous = <br />
|next = <br />
|premium = yes<br />
}}<br />
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'''Cuisine Capers''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Fears of a Clown}} content update. It requires [[Leaky Pants]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Leaky Pants' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Welcome to Mussel & Flanks, home of the juggling jambalaya. May I take your order?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'll have the carnival chicken with a side of big top tater tots.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Very good, sir. Would you be interested in today's special, the cotton candy capellini?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Well, it is a cheat day for me so, yes, two orders please.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Leaky Pants Prepare Dinner|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Comic Book Guy Love Weeklong Cheat Days|4 hours|[[Mussel & Flanks]]|char=[[Comic Book Guy]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|While I admire your whimsical approach to grating the cheese into my pasta, it resulted in a layer of dandruff on my appetizer.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|But I wear a hair net. Surely that's your dandruff.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I believe the words you're looking for are "the customer is always right", and "your meal is on the house".}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|You know, a man of your girth should know not to directly upset a waiter before he's finished handling your food.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Leaky Pants' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|What's up with all the angry diners at Mussel & Flanks lately?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scuzzo the Clown Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Valentine's Day is hard on a lot of people. Also, I picked most of their pockets, so that probably doesn't help.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I've been on my feet all day. I'm gonna treat myself to a new pair of orthopedic clown shoes.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}glares at Scuzzo{{*}} So, can I have my wallet back?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Scuzzo the Clown Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Sorry, force of habit.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Scuzzo the Clown Return the Wallet|4 hours|[[Mussel & Flanks]]|char=[[Scuzzo the Clown]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Leaky Pants Try Big Shoes|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Leaky Pants' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Sorry for being late. You wouldn't believe how much wind I had to walk against.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You know that mime excuses don't count. I'll have to dock your pay.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I only make minimum wage, what's there to dock?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That attitude will cost you your employee discount.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|You think I'd actually eat here? If I wanted to get ptomaine, I'd go to [[the Frying Dutchman]].}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Arrr! I run a ship-shape, salmonella-only establishment!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Leaky Pants Get Belittled|4 hours|[[Mussel & Flanks]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Record and Upload it to ViewTube|4 hours|[[Mussel & Flanks]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}<br />
{{TB|I can't believe you'd treat an employee like that!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Furious}}<br />
{{TB|What's he gonna do about it? Report me to H.R.? News flash, we don't have H.R.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Well, here's a news flash for you… I just recorded that entire exchange and uploaded it to ViewTube.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Shrunk}}<br />
{{TB|You did?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Yep, and now I'll bet you're the one who's going to get reported to H.R. Assuming you get one.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Furious}}<br />
{{TB|Fine. I quit. Congratulations, Leaky Pants, you're in charge.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Alright! Things are finally looking up for me.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Excuse me, I'm here for the All You Can Stomach Buffet.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Leaky Pants Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I spoke too soon.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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{{Tapped Out Quests/Fears of a Clown}}</div>Solar Dragon