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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Oh boy! I can&#039;t believe it! I won something! I actually won! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} What did you win, Bart? {{qf|Bart}} First prize in Krusty&#039;s &quot;One...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh boy! I can't believe it! I won something! I actually won!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What did you win, Bart?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} First prize in Krusty's &quot;One Hundred and One Uses for a Cherry Bomb&quot; contest! it's an all-expenses trip to Krusty's Kalifornia Axperience.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Why would they build an amusement park about the [[California]] experience in California? That doesn't make any sense!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Just one minute, young man! You need a chaperone! Either me or your father!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Hmmm... that's a tough one. Okay, mom, how much junk food can I eat?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Well, since it is a vacation, I guess you can have one Krusty Burger.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} This is a vacation! We'll eat until we puke!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Okay, I'm taking Homer!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} California's not in another country? D'oh! Now I owe [[Moe]] twenty bucks!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Hey! Hey! Make way for the clown! Sorry I'm late, but trying to get through security wearing exploding clown shoes is a big airport &quot;no-no&quot;!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Get, Krusty, look out the window! There's a monster on the wing!<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} Oh my god! There is a monster on the wing! We're all gonna die!<br /> {{qf|Stewardess}} Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to restrain yourself! You're upsetting the other passengers!<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} Who cares about the others? I'm a celebrity! I deserve special treatment!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} It's just a joke, man! Look, it's only a sticker I put on the window!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Quiet! I'm trying to watch the movie!<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} But you didn't even rent the headphones!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} That's why you have to be quiet! I'm making up my own dialogue, and I don't want to get off track!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Can't you just pay for the trip?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Someday when you're older, you'll understand that daddies have to spend their money on the necessities of life... like beer and donuts!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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