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:'''[[Marge]]:''' [[Maggie]], honey, this is for your own good. Growing up means giving up everything that makes you happy.
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' It's true. I've given up everything but raisins. And the doctor says they're killin' me. Sweet, plump coffin nails is what they are.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I can't believe you listened to this magazine. It's a Larry Flynt publication!
:'''Marge:''' Lisa! Stop reading mastheads!
:'''Lisa:''' I can't! I won't!
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:'''Marge:''' [[Homer]], I think you dominoed this.
:'''Homer:''' That's ridiculous! If I had to set up these dominoes, I'd be wearing my special domino-setting up kneepads.
:''(Homer pulls his pants up to reveal "[[Dominex]]" brand kneepads)''
:'''Marge:''' It was you!
:'''Homer:''' How is that possible?
:'''Lisa:''' I've read that people do strange things in their sleep when they've taken Ambien... I mean [[Nappien]].
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:'''Homer:''' Okay, here's the solution. I want you kids to lock the bedroom from the outside, so I can't get out and perpetrate my nocturnal mischief.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Why don't you just stop taking the pills, you hophead?
:'''Homer:''' Because I'm filled with stress! ''(he whacks Bart on the back of the head)'' Oh! I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?
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:'''Bart:''' Why am I sleeping when right next door is every boy's dream; a fat, suggestible zombie dad.
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:'''Bart:''' Hey zombie... wanna come out and play?
:'''Homer:''' Zombie kill.
:'''Bart:''' No, play!
:'''Homer:''' Zombie file grievance.
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:'''Homer:''' Oh my God! What have I done?!
:'''Fireman:''' You horribly injured the whole fire department!
:'''Homer:''' What are you, a travel agent? 'Cause your sending me on a guilty trip.
:'''Fireman:''' Sorry.
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Sir, how does it feel knowing that no one is coming to save you?
:'''Main in burning building:''' Not as bad as knowing that somewhere, gays are marrying each other. That's the real emergency, Kent.
:'''Kent Brockman:''' Once again, crisis has brought out the best in us.
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:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]:''' It is with great pride that I turn over the safety of this city to the first four people who showed up.
:'''Homer:''' Mm-hmm.
:'''Quimby:''' Your sense of civic duty and this pamphlet that came with the fire extinguisher are all the training you need or shall receive.
:''(Homer, [[Moe]], [[Apu]] and [[Principal Skinner]] start to congratulate each other. [[Lenny]] and [[Carl]] run in)''
:'''Carl:''' We're here to join the volunteer fire department.
:'''Moe:''' You're too late... beat it! ''(Carl and Lenny walk out sadly)'' Lousy civillians... I wish I could burn them all!
:'''Quimby:''' Easy there, Fire Chief Moe.
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:'''Homer:''' Oooh, I can't wait until my first fire. ''(gasps)'' Is that one?
:'''Lisa:''' That's just someone barbecuing.
:'''Homer:''' Is that one?
:'''Bart:''' That's a guy with red hair.

{{Season 18 Q}}

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-{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Boys of Bummer|Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Boys of Bummer|Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!}}
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} [[Maggie]], honey, this is for your own good. Growing up means giving up everything that makes you happy.

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 :'''Marge:''' Next time Maggie does that in a pool, tell me quietly. Don't announce it.
-:'''Bart:''' But, Mom, the lifeguards have to know.
+:'''Lisa:''' But, Mom, the lifeguards have to know.
 :'''Marge:''' Just let the chemicals deal with it.
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 :'''Homer:''' Oooh, I can't wait until my first fire. ''(gasps)'' Is that one?
 :'''Lisa:''' That's just someone barbecuing.
 :'''Homer:''' Is that one?
 :'''Bart:''' That's a guy with red hair.
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 :'''Marge:''' People just give you this stuff?
 :'''Homer:''' Hey, it's the least they can do after we saved them from being melty-faced weirdos.
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 :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Well done, gentlemen. Too bad [[Smithers]] didn't make it.
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 :'''Moe:''' But it's been in my family for over 40 seconds!
-{{Season 18 Q}}
+{{Season 18|Q}}

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 :'''[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]:''' Oh, thank you. Your jaws of life are superior to my movie ''Jaws of Life''. You guys are the real deal... as opposed to my movie ''The Real Deal'' which was not the real deal.
 :'''Moe:''' Well, uh, your thanks make it all worth it.
-:'''Rainier:''' No, I must thank you all properly, with crew jackets from my less successful films. ''(he begins handing out jackets)'' ''Total Explosion'', ''Father of the Presi-bot'', ''I Shoot Your Face'', I Shoot Your Face Again'', ''Frankenberry the Movie 2: The Frankenberry Wears Prada''...
+:'''Rainier:''' No, I must thank you all properly, with crew jackets from my less successful films. ''(he begins handing out jackets)'' ''Total Explosion'', ''Father of the Presi-bot'', ''I Shoot Your Face'', ''I Shoot Your Face Again'', ''Frankenberry the Movie 2: The Frankenberry Wears Prada''...
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 :'''Marge:''' People just give you this stuff?

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 :'''Homer:''' Burns stiffed us!
 :'''Moe:''' I can't believe he acted completely in character.
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 :'''Apu:''' Moe, are you suggesting that we should steal?
 :'''Moe:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa. It ain't stealin' if you take it fast.

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 :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Sir, how does it feel knowing that no one is coming to save you?
-:'''Main in burning building:''' Not as bad as knowing that somewhere, gays are marrying each other. That's the real emergency, Kent.
+:'''Man in burning building:''' Not as bad as knowing that somewhere, gays are marrying each other. That's the real emergency, Kent.
 :'''Kent Brockman:''' Once again, crisis has brought out the best in us.
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 :'''[[Marge]]:''' [[Maggie]], honey, this is for your own good. Growing up means giving up everything that makes you happy.
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 :''(Homer, [[Moe]], [[Apu]] and [[Principal Skinner]] start to congratulate each other. [[Lenny]] and [[Carl]] run in)''
 :'''Carl:''' We're here to join the volunteer fire department.
-:'''Moe:''' You're too late... beat it! ''(Carl and Lenny walk out sadly)'' Lousy civillians... I wish I could burn them all!
+:'''Moe:''' You're too late... beat it! ''(Carl and Lenny walk out sadly)'' Lousy civilians... I wish I could burn them all!
 :'''Quimby:''' Easy there, Fire Chief Moe.
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 :'''Homer:''' Is that one?
 :'''Bart:''' That's a guy with red hair.
 {{Season 18 Q}}