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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, boy, I got 100 quid on the Jag-u-ars, and I don't even know how much that is.
{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} I'm Buffalo all the way. Ten bob, six shillings, baby.
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{{qf|Homer}} I don't know why we had to come here. Funerals are stupid. You're all excused from coming to mine.
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Good. I had something that day anyway. ''[quietly, to Lisa]'' I didn't have anything that day.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm so glad you guys could make it.
{{qf|Carl}} How could we not? Larry was... around.
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{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Sorry I'm late. Uh... ''[quietly]'' Who are we doing today?
{{qf|[[Alice Glick]]}} A sad, balding drunk who hung out at Moe's.
{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Got it. Homer Simpson was a beloved pillar of this community.
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{{qf|[[Iris Dalrymple]]}} Perhaps one of you could talk about Larry's love of fishing.
{{qf|Homer}} Uh, uh, one time, we went to this great fishing lake. Lake Fish.
{{qf|Carl}} Oh, yeah. Fish Lake was full of... ...fish.
{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} You know who always caught the biggest fish?
{{qf|Homer}} Who? Who?
{{qf|Lenny}} I-I, uh... I want to say Larry?
{{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckles]'' Big Fish Larry.
{{qf|Carl}} Oh, yeah. Larry, indeed.
{{qf|Lenny}} Watch out, fish!
{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} What a true story.
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{{qf|Homer}} Is it possible we're terrible people?
{{qf|Marge}} Yes, but the one I'm really disappointed in is... Lenny.
{{qf|Lenny}} What?
{{qf|Marge}} You just always struck me as a sensitive guy with a good heart.
{{qf|Lenny}} I did?
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{{qf|Homer}} I can't go to [[Serenity Falls]]. It sounds stressful!
{{qf|Marge}} ''[grunts]''
{{qf|Homer}} And I... love stress?
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{{qf|Homer}} We spent a million hours with this guy, but he never felt like one of us. He was a drunk, and we're just social drinkers who also drink alone.
{{qf|Carl}} Two different worlds.
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{{qf|Moe}} Here's the deal... when you croak, it's just a sad, silent void. Nothin'. And it's not even a regular nothin'. It's an absence of everything, huh? Where no matter how hard you think, you can't imagine how nothin' it is.
{{qf|Homer}} Like that abandoned mall where the [[JCPenney's]] is full of bears?
{{qf|Moe}} No.
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{{qf|Lenny}} I'm not going to jail 'cause you two were gem smuggling.
{{qf|Carl}} It's worse than that, dummy. Homer and Moe weren't gonna tell us about the sapphires they found in the Larry crumbs.
{{qf|Moe}} I wanted to tell you, but Homer threatened to set my bar on fire.
{{qf|Homer}} What? You told me to keep the gems a secret, and I only listened to you because I'm highly suggestible.
{{qf|Moe}} No, you're not.
{{qf|Homer}} You're right, I'm not.
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{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} Excellent work, Mickey No-Loose-Ends.
{{qf|[[Mickey No-Loose-Ends]]}} So what you want me to do with them?
{{qf|Fat Tony}} Mm, let them go. They know nothing.
{{qf|Mickey No-Loose-Ends}} Got it. No loose ends.
{{qf|Fat Tony}} Ugh, I gotta pay more attention to the nicknames when I hire these guys. Now, can you go pick up Connie at the airport, Bruno Wife-Banger?
{{qf|[[Bruno Wife-Banger]]}} Hey, with pleasure.

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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, boy, I got 100 quid on the Jag-u-ars, and I don't even know how much that is.
 {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} I'm Buffalo all the way. Ten bob, six shillings, baby.
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 {{qf|Homer}} I don't know why we had to come here. Funerals are stupid. You're all excused from coming to mine.