Crazy Gil's Television Emporium/Quotes - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 22:27, April 20, 2026

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Solar Dragon at 13:37, July 9, 2015

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AleWi at 17:40, January 7, 2014

2014-01-07T17:40:57Z

AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Gil''': Hey, folks. I'm crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of televions. Just be one of the first three people to..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Gil''': Hey, folks. I'm crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of televions. Just be one of the first three people to..."

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:'''[[Gil]]''': Hey, folks. I'm crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of televions. Just be one of the first three people to walk through the door in the next hour and you'll be competing for TV nirvana! Come on, foks, Gil needs to sell some TV's Gil's going bankrupt here! He's living out of his car.
:'''Sign''': 15 hours.
:'''[[Ned]]''': I've never seen such televised indenecy! All that uncovered male flesh--those rippling back muscles and firm calves.
:'''[[Willie]]''': Whatsa matter with the that hary coo?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Eh, some soap commercial.
:'''Sign''': 43 hours.
:'''Sounds''': Kaching! Kaching!
:'''Sign''': 67 hours.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Only five more hours, gritskegger Waldo, and I get the TV of my choice.
:'''[[Willie]]''': Over my rotting haggis, ya not-so-wee fatty.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh really?
:'''Sign''': 71 hours
:'''TV annonuncer''': And now the 24-7 Woman Network presents "My mother's flthy secret" starring Meredith Baxter-Briney and Mundi Cohn.
:'''[[Willie]]''': No any-thing but this! For the love of life-time, let me free!
:'''Sign''': 71 hours, 59 minutes
:'''[[Homer]]''': Sniff! Now that TV's going be all mi---hey, what's that smell?
:'''[[Gil]]''': Just thought you could use a bit to eat, Mr. Sipmpson?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Must have barbecue
:'''Sounds''': Keeerash!!!
:'''[[Gil]]''': Sweet chapter 9! Not another burnt-down businesss!
:'''[[Homer]]''': So when do I get my TV?

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-{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hey, folks. I'm crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of television. Just be one of the first three people to walk through the door in the next hour and you'll be competing for TV nirvana! Come on, folks, Gil needs to sell some TV's Gil's going bankrupt here! He's living out of his car.
+{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hey, folks, I'm Crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of television. Just be one of the first three people to walk through the door in the next hour, and you'll be competing for TV nirvana! Come on, folks, Gil needs to sell some TV's. Gil's going bankrupt here! He's living out of his car...
-{{qf|Sign}} 15 hours.
+----
-{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} I've never seen such televised indecency! All that uncovered male flesh—those rippling back muscles and firm calves.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} I've never seen such televised indecency! All that uncovered male flesh—those rippling back muscles and firm calves...
-{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Whatsa matter with the that hairy coo?
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Whatsa matter with that hairy coo?
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eh, some soap commercial.
-{{qf|Sign}} 43 hours.
+----
-{{qf|Sounds}} Kaching! Kaching!
+{{qf|Homer}} Only five more hours, Gritskegger Waldo, and I get the TV of my choice.
-{{qf|Sign}} 67 hours.
+{{qf|Willie}} Over my rotting haggis, ya not-so-wee fatty!
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh really?
-{{qf|Sign}} 71 hours
+----
-{{qf|TV announcer}} And now the 24-7 Woman Network presents My mother's filthy secret starring Meredith Baxter-Birney and Mindy Cohn.
+{{qf|TV announcer}} And now the 24-7 Woman Network presents "My Mother's Filthy Secret" starring Meredith Baxter-Birney and Mindy Cohn.
-{{qf|Willie}} No any-thing but this! For the love of life-time, let me free!
+{{qf|Willie}} No! Anything but this! For the love of Lifetime, let me free!
-{{qf|Sign}} 71 hours, 59 minutes
+----
-{{qf|Homer}} Sniff! Now that TV's going be all mi---hey, what's that smell?
+{{qf|Gil}} Sweet Chapter 9! Not another burnt-down business!
 {{qf|Homer}} So when do I get my TV?
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-{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hey, folks. I'm crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of television. Just be one of the first three people to walk through the door in the next hour and you'll be competing for TV nirvana! Come on, foks, Gil needs to sell some TV's Gil's going bankrupt here! He's living out of his car.
+{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hey, folks. I'm crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of television. Just be one of the first three people to walk through the door in the next hour and you'll be competing for TV nirvana! Come on, folks, Gil needs to sell some TV's Gil's going bankrupt here! He's living out of his car.
 {{qf|Sign}} 15 hours.
-{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} I've never seen such televised indenecy! All that uncovered male flesh—those rippling back muscles and firm calves.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} I've never seen such televised indecency! All that uncovered male flesh—those rippling back muscles and firm calves.
-{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Whatsa matter with the that hary coo?
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Whatsa matter with the that hairy coo?
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eh, some soap commercial.
 {{qf|Sign}} 43 hours.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh really?
 {{qf|Sign}} 71 hours
-{{qf|TV annonuncer}} And now the 24-7 Woman Network presents My mother's flthy secret starring Meredith Baxter-Birney and Mindy Cohn.
+{{qf|TV announcer}} And now the 24-7 Woman Network presents My mother's filthy secret starring Meredith Baxter-Birney and Mindy Cohn.
 {{qf|Willie}} No any-thing but this! For the love of life-time, let me free!
 {{qf|Sign}} 71 hours, 59 minutes
 {{qf|Homer}} Sniff! Now that TV's going be all mi---hey, what's that smell?
-{{qf|Gil}} Just thought you could use a bit to eat, Mr. Sipmpson?
+{{qf|Gil}} Just thought you could use a bit to eat, Mr. Simpson?
 {{qf|Homer}} Must have barbecue
 {{qf|Sounds}} Keeerash!!!
-{{qf|Gil}} Sweet chapter 9! Not another burnt-down businesss!
+{{qf|Gil}} Sweet chapter 9! Not another burnt-down business!
 {{qf|Homer}} So when do I get my TV?
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	{{qf\|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hey, folks. I'm crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of television. Just be one of the first three people to walk through the door in the next hour and you'll be competing for TV nirvana! Come on, foks, Gil needs to sell some TV's Gil's going bankrupt here! He's living out of his car.		{{qf\|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hey, folks. I'm crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of television. Just be one of the first three people to walk through the door in the next hour and you'll be competing for TV nirvana! Come on, foks, Gil needs to sell some TV's Gil's going bankrupt here! He's living out of his car.

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	{{qf\|Gil}} Sweet chapter 9! Not another burnt-down businesss!		{{qf\|Gil}} Sweet chapter 9! Not another burnt-down businesss!
	{{qf\|Homer}} So when do I get my TV?		{{qf\|Homer}} So when do I get my TV?
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-:'''[[Gil]]''': Hey, folks. I'm crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of televions. Just be one of the first three people to walk through the door in the next hour and you'll be competing for TV nirvana! Come on, foks, Gil needs to sell some TV's Gil's going bankrupt here! He's living out of his car.
+{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hey, folks. I'm crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of television. Just be one of the first three people to walk through the door in the next hour and you'll be competing for TV nirvana! Come on, foks, Gil needs to sell some TV's Gil's going bankrupt here! He's living out of his car.
-:'''Sign''': 15 hours.
+{{qf|Sign}} 15 hours.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': I've never seen such televised indenecy! All that uncovered male flesh--those rippling back muscles and firm calves.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} I've never seen such televised indenecy! All that uncovered male flesh—those rippling back muscles and firm calves.
-:'''[[Willie]]''': Whatsa matter with the that hary coo?
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Whatsa matter with the that hary coo?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Eh, some soap commercial.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Eh, some soap commercial.
-:'''Sign''': 43 hours.
+{{qf|Sign}} 43 hours.
-:'''Sounds''': Kaching! Kaching!
+{{qf|Sounds}} Kaching! Kaching!
-:'''Sign''': 67 hours.
+{{qf|Sign}} 67 hours.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Only five more hours, gritskegger Waldo, and I get the TV of my choice.
+{{qf|Homer}} Only five more hours, gritskegger Waldo, and I get the TV of my choice.
-:'''[[Willie]]''': Over my rotting haggis, ya not-so-wee fatty.
+{{qf|Willie}} Over my rotting haggis, ya not-so-wee fatty.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh really?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh really?
-:'''Sign''': 71 hours
+{{qf|Sign}} 71 hours
-:'''TV annonuncer''': And now the 24-7 Woman Network presents "My mother's flthy secret" starring Meredith Baxter-Birney and Mindy Cohn.
+{{qf|TV annonuncer}} And now the 24-7 Woman Network presents My mother's flthy secret starring Meredith Baxter-Birney and Mindy Cohn.
-:'''[[Willie]]''': No any-thing but this! For the love of life-time, let me free!
+{{qf|Willie}} No any-thing but this! For the love of life-time, let me free!
-:'''Sign''': 71 hours, 59 minutes
+{{qf|Sign}} 71 hours, 59 minutes
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Sniff! Now that TV's going be all mi---hey, what's that smell?
+{{qf|Homer}} Sniff! Now that TV's going be all mi---hey, what's that smell?
-:'''[[Gil]]''': Just thought you could use a bit to eat, Mr. Sipmpson?
+{{qf|Gil}} Just thought you could use a bit to eat, Mr. Sipmpson?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Must have barbecue
+{{qf|Homer}} Must have barbecue
-:'''Sounds''': Keeerash!!!
+{{qf|Sounds}} Keeerash!!!
-:'''[[Gil]]''': Sweet chapter 9! Not another burnt-down businesss!
+{{qf|Gil}} Sweet chapter 9! Not another burnt-down businesss!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': So when do I get my TV?
+{{qf|Homer}} So when do I get my TV?

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	:'''[[Gil]]''': Hey, folks. I'm crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of televions. Just be one of the first three people to walk through the door in the next hour and you'll be competing for TV nirvana! Come on, foks, Gil needs to sell some TV's Gil's going bankrupt here! He's living out of his car.		:'''[[Gil]]''': Hey, folks. I'm crazy Gil, and I'm giving away a free TV to whoever can watch 72 straight hours of televions. Just be one of the first three people to walk through the door in the next hour and you'll be competing for TV nirvana! Come on, foks, Gil needs to sell some TV's Gil's going bankrupt here! He's living out of his car.

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	:'''[[Gil]]''': Sweet chapter 9! Not another burnt-down businesss!		:'''[[Gil]]''': Sweet chapter 9! Not another burnt-down businesss!
	:'''[[Homer]]''': So when do I get my TV?		:'''[[Homer]]''': So when do I get my TV?
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