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Solar Dragon at 11:58, April 13, 2025

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Solar Dragon: /* Pt. 5 */

2025-01-20T16:17:52Z

‎Pt. 5

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Crap Like This
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Love, Springfieldian Style}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Chazz Busby]]
|optional = [[Sea Captain]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Crap Like This''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Love, Springfieldian Style}} content update. It requires [[Chazz Busby]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon}}
{{TB|Springfield you haven’t changed a bit since I left!}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That ain’t a compliment -- you shoulda changed a lot.}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Now I'm back. And this time, this town has one more chance.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Chazz Busby Do a Comeback Routine|60 minutes|[[Chazz Busby Ballet Academy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|For such a small town, this place sure puts on a lot of shows, dance recitals, contests, and pageants.}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And I want in! Not having a trophy from one of these things is like not having a leg. No offense, Sea Captain!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Aghast}}
{{TB|None taken -- I’m using a dancing trophy as a peg leg right now!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These|12 hours|[[Chazz Busby Ballet Academy]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sea Captain Soft-shoe on his Trophy-leg|4 hours|[[Chazz Busby Ballet Academy]]|char=[[Sea Captain]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh, I think I have found my muse!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Really?}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Did I say muse? I mean Mucinex -- because you, sir, are making me sick!}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You probably can’t even do a couple of these!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These|12 hours|[[Chazz Busby Ballet Academy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|This town is more washed up than that whale that exploded on the beach.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey, it's me, Marge. I think I'm your best option.}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We're doomed. This might be worse than my last bomb, "We're Doomed".}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You might be ready to give up, but I won't. Let's do this!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Chazz Busby Coach Marge|4 hours|[[Chazz Busby Ballet Academy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon}}
{{TB|The show was a mild success. But that's not good enough. I want major successes only.}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe it's time I take a break from show business and concentrate on my true passion: putting on shows for free.}}
{{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon}}
{{TB|It’s technically not show “business” if you don’t get paid.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Chazz Busby Get Jazzy|4 hours|[[Chazz Busby Ballet Academy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Love, Springfieldian Style}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Crap Like This
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Chazz Busby Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Love, Springfieldian Style}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Chazz Busby]]
 |optional = [[Sea Captain]]
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon}}
-{{TB|Springfield you haven’t changed a bit since I left!}}
+{{TB|Springfield you haven't changed a bit since I left!}}
 {{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|That ain’t a compliment -- you shoulda changed a lot.}}
+{{TB|That ain't a compliment -- you shoulda changed a lot.}}
 {{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Now I'm back. And this time, this town has one more chance.}}
@@ Line 36: / Line 36: @@
 {{TB|And I want in! Not having a trophy from one of these things is like not having a leg. No offense, Sea Captain!}}
 {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Aghast}}
-{{TB|None taken -- I’m using a dancing trophy as a peg leg right now!}}
+{{TB|None taken -- I'm using a dancing trophy as a peg leg right now!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These|12 hours|[[Chazz Busby Ballet Academy]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sea Captain Soft-shoe on his Trophy-leg|4 hours|[[Chazz Busby Ballet Academy]]|char=[[Sea Captain]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 51: / Line 51: @@
 {{TB|Did I say muse? I mean Mucinex -- because you, sir, are making me sick!}}
 {{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|You probably can’t even do a couple of these!}}
+{{TB|You probably can't even do a couple of these!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These|12 hours|[[Chazz Busby Ballet Academy]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 {{TB|Maybe it's time I take a break from show business and concentrate on my true passion: putting on shows for free.}}
 {{Tapped Out Chazz Busby Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|It’s technically not show “business” if you don’t get paid.}}
+{{TB|It's technically not show "business" if you don't get paid.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Chazz Busby Get Jazzy|4 hours|[[Chazz Busby Ballet Academy]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}