Craft Brew Ha-Ha - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 11:48, April 13, 2025

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Craft Brew Ha-Ha
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXX}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Bridge Troll Moe]]
|optional = [[Lenny]], [[Carl]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Craft Brew Ha-Ha''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXX}} content update. It requires [[Bridge Troll Moe]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely.}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Why won’t people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|No problem. We’ve climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Scare Away Potential Friends|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenny Try to Cross Bridge|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]|char=[[Lenny]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Carl Try to Cross Bridge|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]|char=[[Carl]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yoo-hoo! Wanna sit for a spell under my bridge? {{*}}snarl{{*}} {{*}}claw{{*}} {{*}}claw{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What the hell is that thing?!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I don't care if beer is cheap over there, I'm not crossing that bridge.}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Please, don't go!}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a minute… new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn’t have to cross bridges to get their booze.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here.}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I’ll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools.}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate…}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And for booze… folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there’s gotta be alcohol in it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew|12 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Come one, come all, "Moe's Troll Hole" is open for business!}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What?! Where is everyone?}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Don’t people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Scheme Up Promo|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It’s free!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|I’ll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get ‘em.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What if we get the wrong answer?}}
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul…}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Yay}}
{{TB|But if I get the riddle right, it’s free booze!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And if we’re wrong, it’s just our toe or my soul. We’re in!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]|char=[[Lenny]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]|char=[[Carl]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXX}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Craft Brew Ha-Ha
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXX}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Bridge Troll Moe]]
 |optional = [[Lenny]], [[Carl]]
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 {{TB|Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Why won’t people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?}}
+{{TB|Why won't people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?}}
 {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 {{TB|Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
-{{TB|No problem. We’ve climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.}}
+{{TB|No problem. We've climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.}}
@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 {{TB|Please, don't go!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Wait a minute… new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn’t have to cross bridges to get their booze.}}
+{{TB|Wait a minute... new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn't have to cross bridges to get their booze.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 {{TB|Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|I’ll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.}}
+{{TB|I'll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate…}}
+{{TB|A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate...}}
 {{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|And for booze… folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there’s gotta be alcohol in it.}}
+{{TB|And for booze... folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there's gotta be alcohol in it.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew|12 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 74: / Line 74: @@
 {{TB|What?! Where is everyone?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Don’t people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"}}
+{{TB|Don't people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"}}
 {{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.}}
@@ Line 85: / Line 85: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It’s free!}}
+{{TB|Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It's free!}}
 {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
-{{TB|I’ll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?}}
+{{TB|I'll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get ‘em.}}
+{{TB|All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get 'em.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|What if we get the wrong answer?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul…}}
+{{TB|Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Yay}}
-{{TB|But if I get the riddle right, it’s free booze!}}
+{{TB|But if I get the riddle right, it's free booze!}}
 {{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|And if we’re wrong, it’s just our toe or my soul. We’re in!}}
+{{TB|And if we're wrong, it's just our toe or my soul. We're in!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]|char=[[Lenny]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze|8 hours|the [[Deep Dark Woods]]|char=[[Carl]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

Craft Brew Ha-Ha - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 11:48, April 13, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (12), … → ... (4), ‘ → ', * → {{*}} (8), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (8)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Craft Brew Ha-Ha |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXX}} |requirements = |characters = Bridge Troll Moe |optional = L..."

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (12), … → ... (4), ‘ → ', * → {{}} (8), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (8)