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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Crackdown
|image =
|level = 33
|update = {{TOCU|Level 33}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Wiggum]], [[Brockman]], [[Lou]], [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]]
|optional = See [[#Pt. 2|Pt. 2]] and [[#Pt. 3|Pt. 3]]
|previous = {{TOQP2|Springfield Confidential|1}}
|next = {{TOQP2|Springfield Confidential|2}}
}}

'''Crackdown''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 33}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Don't you find that people are less likely to commit crimes around us because we’re men?}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|I think they’re less likely to because we’re cops.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|No really, I think I’m onto something here. Which is why I’ve decided that tonight, I’m going undercover as a woman!}}
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, you’ve been doing that a lot, Chief. I'd been meaning to talk to you about that…}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|What? Does it not look good on me? My colorist said I'm a fall, but I think I'm more of an autumn.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out". The task takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|All right, boys, Quimby texted me to say good work, but that we still have a lower arrest rate than Detroit..}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|And they don’t even have police there anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|But Chief, who do we arrest? We’ve already nailed the people who’ve actually committed crimes.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I heard the word “actually” in there, Lou. Let’s change that.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Criminals Serve Time" (x20). The tasks take place at [[Springfield Penitentiary]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I thought Free-to-Play meant I could just take the phone from the myPhone store.}}
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|While I consider this arrest unjust, I will confess that a night in jail is preferable to taking care of eight small children.}}
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Just to be clear, roomie, you'd like me to point this soap that's been carved to looked like a gun at the guard when he brings dinner?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|And he knows that this is a joke? Well, I do love jokes!}}
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|An inside outhouse what's got a sink on top of it? Free orange clothes? This is the fanciest place I's ever been in!}}
{{THT|After sending Krusty|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I can't be in jail -- I'm a celebrity! What if no one recognizes me?!}}
{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Call the school and anyone will tell you that this must be a Bart Simpson prank}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|So you can forget that strip search that you're about to... doooooooooooooooo!}}
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|I had me choice of roommate between a Mexican gang killer and an Englishman who jaywalked. Jose and I are getting along just dandy.}}
{{THT|After sending Mr. Burns|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|What ho, hoosegow-mates! Shall we all go take a gander at the strongmen in the outdoor gymnasium?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Why are you pointing that dangerously sharp toothbrush at me?}}
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|This is infinitely worse than the Negative Zone Prison Alpha operated by S.H.I.E.L.D. I demand to see your Tony Stark!}}
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Lord, I've been in your service for fifteen years. I've prayed to you every day.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Would it be too much to ask you to listen to me just once and get me out of this friggin' stinkhole?!}}
{{THT|After sending Marge|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I know that I didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign, but our car's transmission falls out when you do that.}}
{{THT|After sending Moe|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I get put in the slammer for an illegal U-turn? Well ain't that a laugh. You should see what I got in my basement!}}
{{THT|After sending Wiggum|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Hey! I was just cleaning out this cell and the door locked behind me.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Hello? Funny mistake because we all know how cops get treated in prison. Oh God.}}
{{THT|After sending Luigi|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
{{TB|Thrown in jail like-a spaghetti on-a a wall. And-a my only crime is being a cultural stereotype-a!}}
{{THT|After sending Grampa|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Why? I didn't kill nobody or steal nothing or sell my pills to those bullies for a dollar a pop like I did in that dream.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, who took my pills and why do I have all these dollars?}}
{{THT|After sending Snake|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|I was fine with prison overcrowding when it was hardcore criminals... but all these moms, dads, doctors, and teachers is cruel and unusual punishment!}}
{{THT|After sending Quimby|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Outside these walls I'm the mayor. Inside them, I, er, seem to be a ring girl for Mexican mafia yard fights.}}
{{THT|After sending Mrs. Krabappel|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Krabappel Icon}}
{{TB|Overcrowding, dangerous occupants, horrible food – I'll go anywhere as long as it's not back to that school.}}
{{THT|After sending Dr. Hibbert|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|I'm telling you, it wasn't a drug deal! I gave Chester the money to fix my shed.}}
{{THT|After sending Barney|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|I love jail. Prison wine is a better than Moe's beer and I don't get beat up after I pass out.}}
{{THT|After sending Smithers|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|My name is C. Montgomery Burns. I'm one hundred and fifteen years old and I'm ready to serve my time.}}
{{THT|After sending Prof. Frink|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|If you might permit me to access my Frink-O-Pod, I can travel back in time to prevent the crime from ever being committed.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Plus that will allow the writer who agreed to write all these prison jokes to say no!}}
{{THT|After sending Hank Scorpio|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
{{TB|My dear officers, when I get out, I'll double your salaries to come work for me, and we'll take over the world!}}
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
{{TB|Are these potatoes peeled well enough, because I can have at them again if you'd like.}}
{{THT|After sending Hans Moleman|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
{{TB|I accidentally tunneled my way INTO jail?! Ohhhhhh.}}
{{THT|After sending Duffman|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
{{TB|Duffman is being approached by seven dudes with tattoos on their faces. Oh, no!}}
{{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|That was not weed, man! It was oregano for my oregano brownies. Hey, you want a lid of Bob Marley Hawaiian Skunk oregano?}}
{{THT|After sending Dr. Nick|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
{{TB|Hi, everybody! Free plastic surgery in exchange for protecting me on the inside.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
{{TB|I can make you look like George Clooney... although sometimes it comes out like Rosemary Clooney. But any Clooney is good, right?}}
{{THT|After sending Sideshow Mel|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|I have started a Theatricum Prisonicum! But Snake was cast as Hamlet instead of me, so now I am boycotting the Theatricum Prisonicum!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Great work, boys! We've made more arrests this week than in the entire history of the S.P.D.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|But, Chief, we haven't gone after the big fish, like Fat Tony.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|You know I'd like a big arrest, but have you ever talked to that guy? Very menacing-sounding.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|So instead we're going to round up this list of repeat offenders from the Springfield School system.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Youth Serve Time (x6)". The tasks take place at [[Springfield Penitentiary]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After sending Milhouse|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I wasted my one phone call, but I had to vote on America's Top Runway Model!}}
{{THT|After sending Bart|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, this is like Scared Straight... but without the tutoring and talks from mentors. I could get used to this!}}
{{THT|After sending Martin|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|Improbably, prisoners have women interested in marrying them. So now finally there is hope for me!}}
{{THT|After sending Nelson|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Prison? Wow, I kind of jumped right to the end of my life story. Oh well, at least I got to skip a lot of boring stuff.}}
{{THT|After sending Lisa|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I'm following in the footsteps of Nelson Mandela and Benazir Bhutto. I wonder if they missed their Malibu Stacy dolls too?}}
{{THT|After sending Ralph|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|This camp smells hurty.}}
{{THT|After sending Kearney|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|I keep telling you people, I'm not a kid! I HAVE a kid. Take him instead!}}
{{THT|After sending Squeaky Voiced Teen|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|Can I put this on my resume as an internship?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|This is Kent Brockman reporting.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Abuse of police power has reached epidemic proportions.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|It seems that no one is safe from their persecution, not even our clergymen, our upstanding citizens, our children…}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Our newsmen.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly! Wait, what?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Just finishing your sentence. Which is funny, because we’re going to get you started on a new kind of sentence right now!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Brockman Go in for Questioning". The task takes place at the [[Police Station]] and takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, so maybe arresting a bunch of kids and throwing them into a dangerous prison didn't work out as well as I thought it would.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|We should get those kids out of jail before anything terrible happens.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|You're right. Like missing their social studies unit at school.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I hear that it's about the Pueblo Indians and they deserve all the attention they can get.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know if they're so great.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|They lived in the same kind of adobe huts for hundreds of years while people in Europe were building castles.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|They were happy, Lou! Isn't that more important than having a tile roof? Geez!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Now get those kids in reform school and make sure they learn about the Pueblo!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Lou Teach Reform School", "Make Bart Attend Reform School", and "Make Milhouse Attend Reform School". The tasks take place at [[Springfield Elementary]] and take 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Level 31-35}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Crackdown
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Wiggum Sidebar.png|x100px]][[File:Tapped Out Brockman Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br>[[File:Tapped Out Lou Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 33
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 33}}
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 |characters = [[Wiggum]], [[Brockman]], [[Lou]], [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]]
 |optional = See [[#Pt. 2|Pt. 2]] and [[#Pt. 3|Pt. 3]]
 |previous = {{TOQP2|Springfield Confidential|1}}
 |next = {{TOQP2|Springfield Confidential|2}}
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}

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 {{TB|Are these potatoes peeled well enough, because I can have at them again if you'd like.}}
 {{THT|After sending Hans Moleman|colspan=2}}
-{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
+{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
 {{TB|I accidentally tunneled my way INTO jail?! Ohhhhhh.}}
 {{THT|After sending Duffman|colspan=2}}

@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 {{TB|What? Does it not look good on me? My colorist said I'm a fall, but I think I'm more of an autumn.}}
-{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out". The task takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 {{TB|I heard the word "actually" in there, Lou. Let's change that.}}
-{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Criminals Serve Time" (x20). The tasks take place at [[Springfield Penitentiary]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Criminals Serve Time|24 hours|[[Springfield Penitentiary]]|20}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
@@ Line 159: / Line 159: @@
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 {{TB|So instead we're going to round up this list of repeat offenders from the Springfield School system.}}
-{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Youth Serve Time (x6)". The tasks take place at [[Springfield Penitentiary]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Youth Serve Time|24 hours|[[Springfield Penitentiary]]|6}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|After sending Milhouse|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
@@ Line 202: / Line 202: @@
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 {{TB|Just finishing your sentence. Which is funny, because we're going to get you started on a new kind of sentence right now!}}
-{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Brockman Go in for Questioning". The task takes place at the [[Police Station]] and takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Brockman Go in for Questioning|8 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 {{TB|Now get those kids in reform school and make sure they learn about the Pueblo!}}
-{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Lou Teach Reform School", "Make Bart Attend Reform School", and "Make Milhouse Attend Reform School". The tasks take place at [[Springfield Elementary]] and take 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lou Teach Reform School|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Attend Reform School|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Attend Reform School|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Level 31-35}}

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 {{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|Don't you find that people are less likely to commit crimes around us because we’re men?}}
+{{TB|Don't you find that people are less likely to commit crimes around us because we're men?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
-{{TB|I think they’re less likely to because we’re cops.}}
+{{TB|I think they're less likely to because we're cops.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|No really, I think I’m onto something here. Which is why I’ve decided that tonight, I’m going undercover as a woman!}}
+{{TB|No really, I think I'm onto something here. Which is why I've decided that tonight, I'm going undercover as a woman!}}
 {{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
-{{TB|Actually, you’ve been doing that a lot, Chief. I'd been meaning to talk to you about that…}}
+{{TB|Actually, you've been doing that a lot, Chief. I'd been meaning to talk to you about that...}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 {{TB|What? Does it not look good on me? My colorist said I'm a fall, but I think I'm more of an autumn.}}
@@ Line 37: / Line 37: @@
 {{TB|All right, boys, Quimby texted me to say good work, but that we still have a lower arrest rate than Detroit..}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|And they don’t even have police there anymore.}}
+{{TB|And they don't even have police there anymore.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
-{{TB|But Chief, who do we arrest? We’ve already nailed the people who’ve actually committed crimes.}}
+{{TB|But Chief, who do we arrest? We've already nailed the people who've actually committed crimes.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|I heard the word “actually” in there, Lou. Let’s change that.}}
+{{TB|I heard the word "actually" in there, Lou. Let's change that.}}
 {{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Criminals Serve Time" (x20). The tasks take place at [[Springfield Penitentiary]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 195: / Line 195: @@
 {{TB|Abuse of police power has reached epidemic proportions.}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
-{{TB|It seems that no one is safe from their persecution, not even our clergymen, our upstanding citizens, our children…}}
+{{TB|It seems that no one is safe from their persecution, not even our clergymen, our upstanding citizens, our children...}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 {{TB|Our newsmen.}}
@@ Line 201: / Line 201: @@
 {{TB|Exactly! Wait, what?}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|Just finishing your sentence. Which is funny, because we’re going to get you started on a new kind of sentence right now!}}
+{{TB|Just finishing your sentence. Which is funny, because we're going to get you started on a new kind of sentence right now!}}
 {{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Brockman Go in for Questioning". The task takes place at the [[Police Station]] and takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}