Coyote Oldie - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 22:54, April 12, 2025

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Coyote Oldie
|image =
|level = 9
|update = {{TOCU|Wild West}}
|requirements = [[Wilted Rose]]
|characters = [[Skinner]], [[Agnes]]
|optional = {{Belle}}, [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Chalmers]], [[Otto]], [[Grampa]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Barney]], [[Willie]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Coyote Oldie''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Wild West}} content update. It requires the [[Wilted Rose]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The Wilted Rose? But that's an obscure reference to a 5-second dream sequence I starred in.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Puzzled}}
{{TB|Who would POSSIBLY remember that?}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|You had a dream that your mother worked in a brothel that specialized in old hags.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|HOW COULD I EVER FORGET THAT?}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|At a certain point, son, our relationship will go from “weird-but-funny” to just plain “off-putting.”}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Skinner Fret Over Past Dreams|8 hours|the [[Skinner House]] or [[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Shame, Seymour! Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|How I wish I'd never let you watch “[[Game of Thrones]],” Mother.}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to The Wilted Rose, sir. Where you'll find only the most decrepit, withered crones. For men of refined tastes.}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|And who is this perfectly stunning hag? Is she your grandmother?}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}giggles* Flatterer. I'm his mother.}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Really? Well I AM impressed. You don't look a day under ninety-five!}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|Why, my geezer clientele would just eat you up! Say you'll come work for me.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|I suppose I could wait tables or something.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Mother, you cannot be considering this!}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|So long as it bothers you, I'm in!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Agnes Wait Tables|8 hours|the [[Wilted Rose]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Belle Keep the Books|8 hours|the [[Wilted Rose]]|char={{Belle}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Agnes, you look positively ghoulish in that dress!}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|You've got droops in all the right places.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|I've earned this body. I could easily climb a set of stairs, but using the lift chair keeps my bones nice and brittle.}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, dedication like that should be rewarded. Come be a part of my show!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, let's get on with it. I want to see some hips break. I don't know WHY I want that, but apparently, I do.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Agnes Put On a Burlesque Show|4 hours|the [[Wilted Rose]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Comic Book Guy Attend the Burlesque Show|4 hours|the [[Wilted Rose]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Belle Post Show Clips Online|4 hours|the [[Wilted Rose]]|char={{Belle}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|I hope I didn't embarrass myself on stage. Some of the other dancing hags can really work a walker.}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|You were glorious! Look, you're beginning to draw fans.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Winking}}
{{TB|Helloooo, Agnes! Might I say, you looked positively geriatric up there! A real bony nightmare!}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|You ain't seen nothin' yet!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Agnes Twerk Her Hip Out of Place|4 hours|the [[Wilted Rose]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Agnes' Fans Attend a Show|4 hours|the [[Wilted Rose]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the "Attend a Show" task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Comic Book Guy]], [[Chalmers]], [[Otto]], [[Grampa]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Barney]], [[Willie]]
}}}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Wild West}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Coyote Oldie
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Wilted Rose Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 9
 |update = {{TOCU|Wild West}}
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 |characters = [[Skinner]], [[Agnes]]
 |optional = {{Belle}}, [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Chalmers]], [[Otto]], [[Grampa]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Barney]], [[Willie]]
 |previous =
 |next =
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Sad}}

@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 {{TB|HOW COULD I EVER FORGET THAT?}}
 {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|At a certain point, son, our relationship will go from “weird-but-funny” to just plain “off-putting.”}}
+{{TB|At a certain point, son, our relationship will go from "weird-but-funny" to just plain "off-putting."}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Skinner Fret Over Past Dreams|8 hours|the [[Skinner House]] or [[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 38: / Line 38: @@
 {{TB|Shame, Seymour! Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!}}
 {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|How I wish I'd never let you watch “[[Game of Thrones]],” Mother.}}
+{{TB|How I wish I'd never let you watch "[[Game of Thrones]]," Mother.}}
 {{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
 {{TB|Welcome to The Wilted Rose, sir. Where you'll find only the most decrepit, withered crones. For men of refined tastes.}}
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 {{TB|And who is this perfectly stunning hag? Is she your grandmother?}}
 {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}giggles* Flatterer. I'm his mother.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}giggles{{*}} Flatterer. I'm his mother.}}
 {{Tapped Out Belle Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Really? Well I AM impressed. You don't look a day under ninety-five!}}

Coyote Oldie - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 22:54, April 12, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: “ → " (3), ” → " (3), * → {{*}} (2), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}}

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Coyote Oldie |image = |level = 9 |update = {{TOCU|Wild West}} |requirements = Wilted Rose |characters = Skinner, Agnes |optional = {{Be..."

SolarBot: replaced: “ → " (3), ” → " (3), * → {{}} (2), {{{{}}}} → {{*}}