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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Country on the Inside
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Level 48}}
|requirements = [[Beer -N- Brawl]]
|characters = [[Lurleen]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Marge]], [[Moe]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Country on the Inside''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 48}} content update. It requires the [[Beer -N- Brawl]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lurleen's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|There was a time when singing at the Beer -N- Brawl was the highlight of my day.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Now I'm just hoping one of those beer bottles being thrown at my head will knock me out of this funk.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Less talkin', more singin'!}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm too depressed to sing the blues. If only there was an even sadder way to express myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|How about poetry?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Those guys seem pretty depressed. Probably from their lack of job prospects and general public disrespect.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Nah, Jewel has said all there needs to be said in verse.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, what about grunge music? It makes you frown just by saying it.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Grunge. Grunge. Makes me feel like an unclean toilet.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|I guess the nineties are having a comeback.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Plus you can keep wearing all your plaid shirts from your country days.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Then it's settled. I'm starting a grunge band. But first I need to find some band mates.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|How you fixin' to do that?}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Simple – Craigslist.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon}}
{{TB|I'll post an ad for a barbecue pit, buy it, throw a barbecue, and hope some potential band mates show up.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's fool proof!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Place [[Barbecue Pit]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lurleen Barbecue Some Roadkill|24 hours|the [[Barbecue Pit]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}
{{TB|Boy, Lurleen. This is some of the best grilled mystery meat I've ever had.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And I buy my meat from the Kwik-E-Mart.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Our meat is 100% accounted for, 90% of the time.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, it's so good to see you. With this new band starting up, it would be great to have a manager again.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|I DO have experience in both the fields of band management and grunge music.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wow! You are as qualified as you are handsome.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon}}
{{TB|Are you sure Marge will be OK with it?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Of COURSE she'll be OK with it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Long hours on the road, tearful soulful music driving us together… what could she possibly complain about?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Grrrrr…}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|I'd love to play percussion in your ensemble, as long as it doesn't interfere with my job. I work 9am to 9am.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Room for one more? I've always had a wee soft spot for grunge.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Willie ain't an open book.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Sounds like you've got yourself a band! I'm so happy!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But you're also out of potato salad, so I don't really know how to feel.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Grunge band? Check.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Ace manager? Check.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Sexy lead singer? Check.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|[[Franz Kafka]]'s nationality? Czech!}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon}}
{{TB|So what do we do now, Homer?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|First order of business – free beer at the Beer -N- Brawl!}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon}}
{{TB|And the band will play?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Oh, right. You should probably play a show as well. I'm sure we can squeeze you in somewhere.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lurleen Perform a Gig|12 hours|the [[Beer -N- Brawl]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Drink at Beer -N- Brawl|6 hours|the [[Beer -N- Brawl]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Great news – I've brought your band into the twenty first century!}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon}}
{{TB|With what? A social media campaign? ViewTube videos? Viral marketing?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Even better. I strapped a megaphone to the roof of my car.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|Listen up! Everyone get to the Beer -N- Brawl for free beer!}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, and to listen to my new grunge band: Forever Alone!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Please don't interrupt me when I'm megaphoning.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|Free beer!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Homer, I don't want to seem like the jealous wife –}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|But please stop spending time with women other than me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Is this about [[Princess Kashmir]] and her proposed blimp trip?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What? No!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Well then forget I said that.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Also, on an unrelated note, do you have any spare helium or hydrogen?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|It's about Lurleen – I don't want you hanging around with that trollop.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Marge, there's nothing to be afraid of.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|It's just me, music, women, money, endless booze, and a live-like-there's-no-tomorrow attitude.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|If you won't listen to reason, I'll have to confront Lurleen directly…by writing an anonymous article that attacks her character.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Mention that there's free beer at the Beer -N- Brawl.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Write a Smear Article|24 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|This article in Smear magazine says my songs were stolen from [[Sadgasm]]!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey, that's my old band!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't know anyone still remembered us.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|No one did on the VH1 special “Try Not To Remember The 1990's”.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|This is Kent Brockman ambushing you live from a bush. How does it feel to be a fraud?}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|We're not frauds! We didn't steal ANY songs!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|I dunno, that's not what this article quotes me as saying…}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Please don't fight without the cameras rolling, otherwise we're just going to make you do it again.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|We're not fighting! I didn't do anything wrong.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|That's what they all say. But then we edit, edit, edit and bingo: guilty confession!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|That article was supposed to make Lurleen LESS popular.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Now the press is all over her and there's talk of a Sadgasm reunion tour.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I need a stiff drink! One cranberry juice please.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Homer can't wear flannel nowadays! Whenever he lies down, ants attack him thinking he's a picnic blanket.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Could also be the bits of sandwich he's always got stuck to his cheeks.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|God I miss Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Without those sandwich bits, the rats have started to go after the smaller customers.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I lost three kids with fake IDs that way.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well, if the printed page didn't destroy her career, what will?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|You're thinking too small! We need to make a slanderous documentary that exposes all of Lurleen Lumpkins's dark secrets.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I've been going through her trash so I know a few of them already.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|But we just came up with this idea now! How did you know to start going through her trash?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Look, do you want Lurleen's dark secrets or not?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I want them. I want them strewn all over town like dirty laundry.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Which reminds me I've got a flannel shirt covered in ants I have to wash.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe do a Slanderous Documentary on Lurleen|1 day 12 hours|{{Channel 6}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Do a Load of Laundry|1 day 12 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Wow. I had no idea you had such a dark and twisted past, Lurleen!}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I do not! That movie was full of lies and slander!}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's like Hollywood doesn't have any respect for the truth!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You take that back about Hollywood. My cousin was the pig from Babe.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Homer, that bit about my previous managers all dying of mysterious causes was completely false.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I just marry them and then they leave me.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|By way of coffin.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You have to believe me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|I don't know. That movie might not have had facts, or accurate sources, or evidence, but it did have a CG robot!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lurleen's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|This grunge business isn't getting me out of my depression like I thought it would.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Apparently being sad all the time doesn't make you happy.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I miss the country lifestyle – the cowboy boots hiding switch blades, the big trucks, the starry skies, the women with large hairdos hiding switchblades.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But you're a grunge natural!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's like every crowd's energy is lower than the last.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I can't live like this.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I need open air, belt buckles in the shape of states, and jello being counted as a salad.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon}}
{{TB|I'm going back to singing country songs all alone.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Does that mean no more free beer at the Beer -N- Brawl…?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|I quit!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lurleen Play Country Guitar|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm sorry Lurleen. I realize now that I was just being a jealous housewife.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I spread all those lies so that you'd fall from grace.}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh, your jealousy was very much justified. I made several passes at Homer, but he didn't understand a single one of them.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|She kept wanting me to go back to her hotel room, but why eat out of a mini-fridge when you can eat out of a normal fridge?}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I guess I lost a man I never had, and a career I never fully understood. I also lost thirty-five cents the other day.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Lurleen, that's the makings of a great country song!}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|About the thirty-five cents? I know.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Well, is there anything we can do to help?}}
{{Tapped Out Lurleen Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Buy my CD?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ummm… no.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Premium Level 41-60}}

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 {{TB|Of COURSE she'll be OK with it.}}
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-{{TB|Long hours on the road, tearful soulful music driving us together… what could she possibly complain about?}}
+{{TB|Long hours on the road, tearful soulful music driving us together... what could she possibly complain about?}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Grrrrr…}}
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 {{TB|It's just me, music, women, money, endless booze, and a live-like-there's-no-tomorrow attitude.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|If you won't listen to reason, I'll have to confront Lurleen directly…by writing an anonymous article that attacks her character.}}
+{{TB|If you won't listen to reason, I'll have to confront Lurleen directly...by writing an anonymous article that attacks her character.}}
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 {{TB|Mention that there's free beer at the Beer -N- Brawl.}}
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 {{TB|I didn't know anyone still remembered us.}}
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-{{TB|No one did on the VH1 special “Try Not To Remember The 1990's”.}}
+{{TB|No one did on the VH1 special "Try Not To Remember The 1990's".}}
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 {{TB|This is Kent Brockman ambushing you live from a bush. How does it feel to be a fraud?}}
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 {{TB|We're not frauds! We didn't steal ANY songs!}}
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-{{TB|I dunno, that's not what this article quotes me as saying…}}
+{{TB|I dunno, that's not what this article quotes me as saying...}}
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-{{TB|Does that mean no more free beer at the Beer -N- Brawl…?}}
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 {{TB|I quit!}}
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 {{TB|Buy my CD?}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Ummm… no.}}
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 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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Country on the Inside - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 22:49, April 12, 2025

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