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{{Title|Count Burns}}
{{for2|the character|Count Burns}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Count Burns
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXIV}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Count Burns]], [[Homer]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Count Burns''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXIV}} content update. It requires [[Count Burns]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Count Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Night falls, and Springfield lies beneath my feet like a giant blood buffet.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Now to take flight in bat form and bat-errify the city!}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Ow. Darn it, my wings are all cracked and dry. Time to apply some leather conditioner.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Count Rub Lotion into his Wings|12 hours|[[Burns Coffin]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I’m famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for “sipper”.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Stalk Victims|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Stop right there, vampire. I’m here to put an end to your evil evil-doing.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let’s see, jugular or femoral artery?}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Femoral has more blood, but it’s located in the crotch.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You can’t hurt me. I’m wearing a string of garlic around my neck.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I don’t see any garlic.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I… uh… oh. I ate it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Drink Homers Blood|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Get Sucked|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well, that was unsatisfying. I have two inch fangs but they were still too short to get through his neck fat.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Confound it, if I don’t get some blood soon I’ll un-die.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, here’s a likely-looking fellow. I’ll drain him like a bag of ketchup!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Drink Blood|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, what happened? I feel dizzy, lightheaded, and confused.}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|Thank god all I have to do is drive a school bus full of children.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|II don’t know what was in that bus driver’s blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Chill Out to Reggae|12 hours|[[Burns Coffin]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Bah, wandering about town in search of a decent meal is no way for a vampire industrialist to live.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I need a more reliable source of healthy food.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 24 and Build Springfield General Hospital}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Make a Large Donation|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns, I can’t thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Although I’m not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Well, you know what they say: he who pays and then drains the life out of the piper calls the tunes.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|>And what are those human-sized tubes with the pistons inside?}}
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Juicers.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Count Burns
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Count Burns Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXIV}}
@@ Line 9: / Line 9: @@
 |characters = [[Count Burns]], [[Homer]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 34: / Line 34: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|I’m famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for “sipper”.}}
+{{TB|I'm famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for "sipper".}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Stalk Victims|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 43: / Line 43: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Stop right there, vampire. I’m here to put an end to your evil evil-doing.}}
+{{TB|Stop right there, vampire. I'm here to put an end to your evil evil-doing.}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let’s see, jugular or femoral artery?}}
+{{TB|Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let's see, jugular or femoral artery?}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Femoral has more blood, but it’s located in the crotch.}}
+{{TB|Femoral has more blood, but it's located in the crotch.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|You can’t hurt me. I’m wearing a string of garlic around my neck.}}
+{{TB|You can't hurt me. I'm wearing a string of garlic around my neck.}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|I don’t see any garlic.}}
+{{TB|I don't see any garlic.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|I… uh… oh. I ate it.}}
+{{TB|I... uh... oh. I ate it.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Drink Homers Blood|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Get Sucked|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon|Sad}}
@@ Line 64: / Line 64: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Confound it, if I don’t get some blood soon I’ll un-die.}}
+{{TB|Confound it, if I don't get some blood soon I'll un-die.}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|Ah, here’s a likely-looking fellow. I’ll drain him like a bag of ketchup!}}
+{{TB|Ah, here's a likely-looking fellow. I'll drain him like a bag of ketchup!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Drink Blood|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|II don’t know what was in that bus driver’s blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley.}}
+{{TB|II don't know what was in that bus driver's blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Chill Out to Reggae|12 hours|[[Burns Coffin]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 93: / Line 93: @@
 {{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 24 and Build Springfield General Hospital}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Make a Large Donation|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
-{{TB|Mr. Burns, I can’t thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital.}}
+{{TB|Mr. Burns, I can't thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital.}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
-{{TB|Although I’m not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood.}}
+{{TB|Although I'm not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood.}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|Well, you know what they say: he who pays and then drains the life out of the piper calls the tunes.}}