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<p></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 21:01, March 29, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1" >Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} When I was a kid, the funny paper only had one comics strip, &quot;Mugs and <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Skeeter2</del>, and we was darned lucky to get it<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">!</del></div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} When I was a kid, the funny paper only had one comics strip, &quot;Mugs and <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Skeeter&quot;</ins>, and we was darned lucky to get it<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">.</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Grampa, can I have five dollars?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Grampa, can I have five dollars?</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l7" >Line 7:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 7:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} A comic book.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} A comic book.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Grampa}} What? Five dollars for a comic book? Why, when I was a kid, comics only cost a penny! The day I pay five bucks for a comic is the day I'll pay a thousand dollars for a new car!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Grampa}} What? Five dollars for a comic book? Why, when I was a kid, comics only cost a penny! The day I pay five bucks for a comic is the day I'll pay a thousand dollars for a new car!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">okay</del>, how about giving me five dollars for a new car?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Okay</ins>, how about giving me five dollars for a new car?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Grampa}} What kind of senile old sucker do you take me for, boy? I know you can't buy a new car for five dollars! Bet you thought you could confuse me. Well I invented that scam back in '39. The old five dollar dodge, or as the demmycrats used to call it, &quot;takin' granny to the hippodrome.&quot; Ah, those were the days! Back then you could walk around with your underpants on over your trousers all the live-long day, and nobody said &quot;boo!&quot; Why I used to... whuh? You <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">started </del>me! What do you want?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Grampa}} What kind of senile old sucker do you take me for, boy? I know you can't buy a new car for five dollars! Bet you thought you could confuse me. Well I invented that scam back in '39. The old five dollar dodge, or as the demmycrats used to call it, &quot;takin' granny to the hippodrome.&quot; Ah, those were the days! Back then you could walk around with your underpants on over your trousers all the live-long day, and nobody said &quot;boo!&quot; Why I used to...whuh? You <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">startled </ins>me! What do you want?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} Uhhh... five dollars for a... comic book?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} Uhhh...five dollars for a...comic book?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Grampa}} Sounds like a bargain! 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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Grampa" class="mw-redirect" title="Grampa">Grampa</a>}} When I was a kid, the funny paper only had one comics strip, &quot;Mugs and Skeeter2, and we was darned lucky to get it! ---- {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Hey...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} When I was a kid, the funny paper only had one comics strip, &quot;Mugs and Skeeter2, and we was darned lucky to get it!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Grampa, can I have five dollars?<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} What for?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} A comic book.<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} What? Five dollars for a comic book? Why, when I was a kid, comics only cost a penny! The day I pay five bucks for a comic is the day I'll pay a thousand dollars for a new car!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} okay, how about giving me five dollars for a new car?<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} What kind of senile old sucker do you take me for, boy? I know you can't buy a new car for five dollars! Bet you thought you could confuse me. Well I invented that scam back in '39. The old five dollar dodge, or as the demmycrats used to call it, &quot;takin' granny to the hippodrome.&quot; Ah, those were the days! Back then you could walk around with your underpants on over your trousers all the live-long day, and nobody said &quot;boo!&quot; Why I used to... whuh? You started me! What do you want?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Uhhh... five dollars for a... comic book?<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} Sounds like a bargain! Here ya go!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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