https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Coronary_Capitalism Coronary Capitalism - Revision history 2026-04-07T15:29:34Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Coronary_Capitalism&diff=1403027&oldid=prev SolarBot: /* Dialogue */ replaced: … → ... 2025-06-13T19:22:03Z <p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Dialogue: </span> replaced: … → ...</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 19:22, June 13, 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l32" >Line 32:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 32:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|The extra burritos I plan to resell at an incredibly marked-up price after the restaurant runs out.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|The extra burritos I plan to resell at an incredibly marked-up price after the restaurant runs out.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Please, you gotta help me! General Chang's just sold out of Sweet and Sour Lasagna <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Burritos… </del>I need one! I'll pay ANYTHING!}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Please, you gotta help me! General Chang's just sold out of Sweet and Sour Lasagna <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Burritos... </ins>I need one! I'll pay ANYTHING!}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Happy}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Happy}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|That'll be $600.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|That'll be $600.}}</div></td></tr> </table> SolarBot https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Coronary_Capitalism&diff=1402896&oldid=prev Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Coronary Capitalism |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Foodie Fight}} |requirements = {{ap|myP..." 2025-06-13T14:22:47Z <p>Created page with &quot;{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Coronary Capitalism |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Foodie_Fight_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Foodie Fight Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Foodie Fight}} |requirements = {{ap|myP...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br /> |name = Coronary Capitalism<br /> |image = [[File:Tapped Out Foodie Fight Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br /> |level = 5<br /> |update = {{TOCU|Foodie Fight}}<br /> |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}<br /> |characters = [[Homer]]<br /> |optional = [[Brockman]], [[Comic Book Guy]]<br /> |internal = CoronaryCapitalism<br /> |id = 244000<br /> |previous = <br /> |next = {{TOQP|Flop Chef|1}}<br /> |event = yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Coronary Capitalism''' is an event-exclusive quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Foodie Fight}} content update.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> {{Table|width=80%|<br /> {{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Tonight, another food frenzy has hit the streets of Springfield — General Chang's Taco Italiano's &quot;Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burrito&quot;.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Let's find out what our locals have to say about this unlikely, and frankly gross-sounding, combo of cuisines.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Why, this man here is holding not one, but several Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burritos!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yes, they are for my food blog, &quot;Lard of the Rings&quot;, where I review the three pivotal stages of grubbing: at restaurant, in car, and at home.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}<br /> {{TB|But you're holding way more than three.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}<br /> {{TB|The extra burritos I plan to resell at an incredibly marked-up price after the restaurant runs out.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}<br /> {{TB|Please, you gotta help me! General Chang's just sold out of Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burritos… I need one! I'll pay ANYTHING!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|That'll be $600.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}<br /> {{TB|Woo-hoo! {{*}}hands check{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Whoa, whoa, whoa — I only accept cash, bitcoin, or GameStop stock.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I know what one of those is. {{*}}hands cash{{*}} Here! Now gimme my burrito!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}eats entire burrito{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}<br /> {{TB|So, how was it?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|It was the best burrito I've ever had!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}<br /> {{TB|But was it worth $600?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}<br /> {{TB|Six hundred bucks?! What kind of idiot would pay that much for a burrito?!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Well, you.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh}}<br /> {{TB|D'oh!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'm Kent Brockman and &quot;good night and good luck&quot; trying to get one of these burritos before they sell out!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat Twenty Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burritos|6 seconds|[[Luigi's]], [[Bloaters at the Squidport]], [[Chinese Restaurant]], [[Crouching Panda, Hidden Eggroll]], [[The Dead Lobster]], [[Grub Shack]], [[Tofu Bell]], [[The Happy Sumo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Kent Brockman Ask for a Bite|6 seconds|[[Luigi's]], [[Bloaters at the Squidport]], [[Chinese Restaurant]], [[Crouching Panda, Hidden Eggroll]], [[The Dead Lobster]], [[Grub Shack]], [[Tofu Bell]], [[The Happy Sumo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Brockman]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Comic Book Guy Deposit $12,000 Cash|6 seconds|[[First Bank of Springfield]], [[National Bank of Springfield]], [[Snow Bank]], {{Bank}}, or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Comic Book Guy]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Deadpan}}<br /> {{TB|Homer! Can't we watch something other than cornhole for once?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|But it's an International Friendly between Poland and The Ivory Coast — and those two countries have major beef — corned beef.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Okay, you get two more bag-tosses and then we're changing the channel.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Fine, I'll just watch the highlights of The Ivory Coast's smug-but-not-too-smug showmanship later. {{*}}changes channel{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out TV Icon|Scotty Boom}}<br /> {{TB|Now to try Springfield's latest tortilla-wrapped trend, General Chang's Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burrito!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Hey! It's celebrity chef Scotty Boom!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|And he's reviewing my favorite burrito!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out TV Icon|Scotty Boom}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}takes bite{{*}} Ew! This is the grossest culinary creation to come out of this no-Michelin town!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|Hey!! Our town has a whole tire fire filled with Michelins!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out TV Icon|Scotty Boom|Grossed Out}}<br /> {{TB|I can't believe someone would eat this burrito willingly. It tastes like barbecued kitty litter wrapped in a pizza.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|What?! No foods complement each other more than lasagna and guacamole!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out TV Icon|Scotty Boom}}<br /> {{TB|I rate General Chang's Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burrito: ZERO STARS.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Zero stars?! But it's General Chang! You can't be a general without stars!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Well, as a celebrity chef, it is sort of his duty to give honest reviews of the food he takes very small bites of.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}<br /> {{TB|Ooh, I'm Scotty Boom. I hate good burritos for no reason just because I'm a TV chef with an awesome fake name!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Scotty Boom is my real name.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer and Marge Icon|Scream}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}screams{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Scotty Boom! What are you doing here?!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}<br /> {{TB|The Chew Network liked my dissing of your hometown food so much that they sent me to Springfield to do a whole show devoted to bashing it!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}<br /> {{TB|You're not here for my casserole, are you?}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/Foodie Fight}}</div> Solar Dragon