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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Cool Hand Rex
|image =
|level = 9
|update = {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[T-Rex]], [[Milhouse]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Cool Hand Rex''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}} content update. It requires [[T-Rex]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Our new after-school program is designed to HELP students, not keep them prisoners.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Then why are all the doors and windows covered with bars?}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|We've always had those being that Springfield Elementary was once a federal prison.}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon}}
{{TB|This is lame. I'm bustin’ out of here!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make T-Rex Post Photos on Poser|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|That was cool, how you just squeezed between the bars!}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon}}
{{TB|Because we're kids. Our bones are still bendable. What do you want?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Could you teach me to be cool like you?}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You? You're going to take a lot of work. But, why not. I don't have anything else going on.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Great! Milhouse Van Houten reporting for my first lesson, sir!}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon}}
{{TB|Not today, I need to turn the compost, or my Dad will kill me. I'll find you tomorrow.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make T-Rex Turn the Compost|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon}}
{{TB|Milton, you ready?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Actually, it's Milhouse.}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Let’s go with what I said. So, first thing I want you to do is get me a Krusty Burger.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|How is that going to make me cool?}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon}}
{{TB|I'll be happy if you get me a burger. If I'm happy, I'll think you're cool. You get it?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Yes! If you think I'm cool, everyone will think I'm cool.}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon}}
{{TB|Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Get a Krusty Burger for T-Rex|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make T-Rex Show Off His Classic Anime Collection|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Milhouse, I haven't seen you in days. Where've you been?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh, hey Bart, I'm working my way up to be the coolest kid in school.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|What fantasy land are you living in?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|My normal one. And you're just jealous ‘cause T-Rex is way cooler than you.}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Bart, it's been awhile. How's your lame Dad?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|I don't answer to losers or written tests at school. Milhouse, let me know once you drop the dead weight.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make T-Rex Go to Van Houten House|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon}}
{{TB|Milhouse, we have to do one last thing before you're officially cool.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don't know how much more of this I can take.}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Truly cool people don't give up at the end of the race.}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon}}
{{TB|Now, I want you to egg Bart's house.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What? But Bart's my best friend. I can't do that.}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What do you care about more? Your stupid friendship, or being cool?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make T-Rex Go to Simpsons House|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Go to Simpsons House|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I can't do this, Bart is my best friend. I don't care if I don't get to be cool.}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I knew you were just some lame nerd.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You're the one that's lame. Milhouse chooses his friends over cool. Which makes him cooler than you.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|You think I'm cool Bart! Wow! This is better than any school assembly lesson with Officer McNice!}}
{{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Guess I missed the assembly ‘cause I'm too cool for friends.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the 1967 film ''{{W|Cool Hand Luke}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Moe's Ark}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Cool Hand Rex
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out T-Rex Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 9
 |update = {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}}
 |requirements =
-|characters = [[T-Rex]], [[Milhouse]]
+|characters = [[T-Rex]], [[Skinner]], [[Milhouse]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 24: / Line 24: @@
 {{TB|We've always had those being that Springfield Elementary was once a federal prison.}}
 {{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon}}
-{{TB|This is lame. I'm bustin’ out of here!}}
+{{TB|This is lame. I'm bustin' out of here!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make T-Rex Post Photos on Poser|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 56: / Line 56: @@
 {{TB|Actually, it's Milhouse.}}
 {{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Let’s go with what I said. So, first thing I want you to do is get me a Krusty Burger.}}
+{{TB|Let's go with what I said. So, first thing I want you to do is get me a Krusty Burger.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|How is that going to make me cool?}}
@@ Line 64: / Line 64: @@
 {{TB|Yes! If you think I'm cool, everyone will think I'm cool.}}
 {{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon}}
-{{TB|Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.}}
+{{TB|Let's not get ahead of ourselves.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Get a Krusty Burger for T-Rex|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make T-Rex Show Off His Classic Anime Collection|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 {{TB|What fantasy land are you living in?}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
-{{TB|My normal one. And you're just jealous ‘cause T-Rex is way cooler than you.}}
+{{TB|My normal one. And you're just jealous 'cause T-Rex is way cooler than you.}}
 {{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon}}
 {{TB|Hey Bart, it's been awhile. How's your lame Dad?}}
@@ Line 113: / Line 113: @@
 {{TB|You think I'm cool Bart! Wow! This is better than any school assembly lesson with Officer McNice!}}
 {{Tapped Out T-Rex Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Guess I missed the assembly ‘cause I'm too cool for friends.}}
+{{TB|Guess I missed the assembly 'cause I'm too cool for friends.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}