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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Bart''': Well, i'll be Hornswoogled! It didn't come off. I guess he dosen't wear a toupee after all! That's two bucks i owe you Milhouse. ---- :''[Springfiel..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Bart''': Well, i'll be Hornswoogled! It didn't come off. I guess he dosen't wear a toupee after all! That's two bucks i owe you Milhouse. ---- :''[Springfiel..."

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:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, i'll be Hornswoogled! It didn't come off. I guess he dosen't wear a toupee after all! That's two bucks i owe you Milhouse.
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:''[Springfield Hospital. Marge is in labor with her third child. Homer is not bothering to hide his sarcasm]''
:'''Prision sings:''' Them cold prision bars keep us apart but they ain't no colder than youre cheatin' heart.
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' This is intolerable! What we have here is a failure to communicate with proper English! I can't bear this any longer!
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': You can't escape me, Bart Simpson!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aye carumba!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': There's no use running, you blasted young scofflaw!
:'''[[Bart]] ''thinking'':''' What's a scofflaw?
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:'''[[Nelson]]''': Hey, wait a minute! This isn't the [[Fireworks Facotry!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''' Very observant, Nelson! Yes, I'm afraid that promise of free M-80's was just a ruse to get you boys to come along quietly! You're here to participate in the toughest anti-delinquency program know to man! It's called "Scared Spitless!"
:'''[[Nelson]]''': But when do we get our free M-80's?
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:'''[[Snake]]''': Any questions?
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Yeah. Where'd you get your tattoos?
:'''[[Snake]]''':I got this one for Christmas. I stole a spoon from the cafeteria and made ink from...
:'''[[Cheif Wiggum]]''': That's enough Snake...

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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, I'll be Hornswoogled! It didn't come off. I guess he doesn't wear a toupee after all! That's two bucks I owe you Milhouse.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Well, I'll be Hornswoogled! It didn't come off. I guess he doesn't wear a toupee after all! That's two bucks I owe you Milhouse.
 ----
-:'''Prison sings:''' Them cold prison bars keep us apart but they ain't no colder than youre cheatin' heart.
+{{qf|Prison sings}} Them cold prison bars keep us apart but they ain't no colder than you're cheatin' heart.
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' This is intolerable! What we have here is a failure to communicate with proper English! I can't bear this any longer!
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} This is intolerable! What we have here is a failure to communicate with proper English! I can't bear this any longer!
 ----
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': You can't escape me, Bart Simpson!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} You can't escape me, Bart Simpson!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aye carumba!
+{{qf|Bart}} Aye carumba!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': There's no use running, you blasted young scofflaw!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} There's no use running, you blasted young scofflaw!
-:'''[[Bart]] ''thinking'':'''  What's a scofflaw?
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[thinking]'' What's a scofflaw?
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-:'''[[Nelson]]''': Hey, wait a minute! This isn't the [[Fireworks Factory]]!
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Hey, wait a minute! This isn't the [[Fireworks Factory]]!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]'''  Very observant, Nelson! Yes, I'm afraid that promise of free M-80's was just a ruse to get you boys to come along quietly! You're here to participate in the toughest anti-delinquency program know to man! It's called "Scared Spitless!"
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Very observant, Nelson! Yes, I'm afraid that promise of free M-80's was just a ruse to get you boys to come along quietly! You're here to participate in the toughest anti-delinquency program know to man! It's called Scared Spitless!
-:'''[[Nelson]]''': But when do we get our free M-80's?
+{{qf|Nelson}} But when do we get our free M-80's?
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-:'''[[Snake]]''': Any questions?
+{{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Any questions?
-:'''[[Nelson]]''': Yeah. Where'd you get your tattoos?
+{{qf|Nelson}} Yeah. Where'd you get your tattoos?
-:'''[[Snake]]''':I got this one for Christmas. I stole a spoon from the cafeteria and made ink from...
+{{qf|Snake}} I got this one for Christmas. I stole a spoon from the cafeteria and made ink from...
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': That's enough Snake...
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} That's enough Snake...

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	:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': That's enough Snake...		:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': That's enough Snake...
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	:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': That's enough Snake...		:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': That's enough Snake...
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 :'''[[Bart]]''': Well, i'll be Hornswoogled! It didn't come off. I guess he dosen't wear a toupee after all! That's two bucks i owe you Milhouse.
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 :'''Prision sings:''' Them cold prision bars keep us apart but they ain't no colder than youre cheatin' heart.
 :'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' This is intolerable! What we have here is a failure to communicate with proper English! I can't bear this any longer!