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{{qf|[[Senator Clark]]}} The Chair recognizes the woman with the four-foot beehive. Please state your name and occupation.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Uh, Marjorie Bouvier Simpson. Mother to three children and a husband.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} She's raising us all on her own.
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{{qf|[[Senator Selter]]}} Mr. Simpson, as I understand it, you were enticed by the thought of enjoying savory meats, but repulsed by the appearance of your wife's family.
{{qf|Homer}} Yes, Senator, I cannot perjure myself. They are barf in human form.
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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Some sober companion you are. I'm only three hours out of rehab and I can smell the booze on you.
{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} You mean my hand sanitizer?
{{qf|Krusty}} Ooh, Daddy want!
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh, my God. I'm turning left. I didn't know planes had a left.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Now, [[Maggie]], screens turn brains to mush. That's why Bart has to take ESL classes. I'll parent you how I wanted to be parented, and sibling you how I wanted to be sibbled, with my Jazz Legends A-to-Z flashcards.
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{{qf|[[Stressed woman]]}} Something is very wrong with this plane. This is a trap! It's a conspiracy to take us down! They're experimenting on us! I won't be a rat in your flying cage!
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{{qf|Homer}} Aw, come on. You choke out one guy with a seat belt extender and you're labeled for life.
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{{qf|Homer}} Somebody shut that brat up! Oh, that's my brat. Stop judging her!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} And now it's time for your headliner. Me! This guy's jokes suck so hard, we're about to lose cabin pressure.
:''[the passengers laugh]''
{{qf|[[Joel]]}} Okay, okay. People, don't encourage him!
{{qf|Bart}} ...is what Joel's guidance counselor told his parents.
:''[the passengers laugh again]''
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{{qf|Female passenger}} That's not a baby, that's a hate crime.
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{{qf|Homer}} Lisa, where's the diaper bag?
{{qf|Lisa}} Why don't you ask your girlfriend, Maggie?
{{qf|Homer}} Maggie's not my girlfriend, Marge is.
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{{qf|Captain}} This is your captain speaking. If you look to your left, you will see the magnificent [[Grand Canyon]]. Unless you're one of the 246 unruly souls who've been trap-doored into our complimentary in-flight prison.
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{{qf|Senator Selter}} Mr. Wingspan, this is America. When we violate people's civil liberties, we usually give them a heads-up, drop pamphlets, send a cruise missile, uh, something.
{{qf|[[Warren Wingspan]]}} Senator, I assure you, we did warn the passengers of the potential consequences of their actions. It's all in the safety video.
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{{qf|Homer}} They can't do this to us! Buying a ticket gives us the right to do what we want. There's no law in the sky.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[texting Marge]'' My darling Marge. I am writing you from the cusp of yet another prison riot. If I die in this heroic escape attempt, remember me as a blameless victim. One who got caught up in the coach-to-prison pipeline. BTW, lost Maggie, hope she's with you. Lots going on. Shrug emoji.
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{{qf|Homer}} No! This revolt is wrong. I know this because my wife just spoke to me in a series of direct and unambiguous emojis. Let us not be pigs. Or mules. Or a mermaid with a fax machine. Sure, we have to put up with baggage fees, no leg room, and those $20 "protein boxes." But flying is a modern miracle, and all that's asked of us in return is basic human decency.
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{{qf|[[Drederick Tatum]]}} I'm sorry I savagely beat your husband with your hair bone.
{{qf|Sideshow Mel}} He's not my... Oh, forget it.
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{{qf|Homer}} So to quote my wife, we have to start acting civilized and stop being a bunch of huge... eggplants.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror Presents: Simpsons Wicked This Way Comes|Homer and Her Sisters}}
-{{qf|[[Senator Clark]]}} The Chair recognizes the woman with the four-foot beehive. Please state your name and occupation.
+{{qf|[[Ms. Clark]]}} The Chair recognizes the woman with the four-foot beehive. Please state your name and occupation.
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Uh, Marjorie Bouvier Simpson. Mother to three children and a husband.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} She's raising us all on her own.
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-{{qf|[[Senator Selter]]}} Mr. Simpson, as I understand it, you were enticed by the thought of enjoying savory meats, but repulsed by the appearance of your wife's family.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Selter]]}} Mr. Simpson, as I understand it, you were enticed by the thought of enjoying savory meats, but repulsed by the appearance of your wife's family.
 {{qf|Homer}} Yes, Senator, I cannot perjure myself. They are barf in human form.
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 {{qf|Captain}} This is your captain speaking. If you look to your left, you will see the magnificent [[Grand Canyon]]. Unless you're one of the 246 unruly souls who've been trap-doored into our complimentary in-flight prison.
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-{{qf|Senator Selter}} Mr. Wingspan, this is America. When we violate people's civil liberties, we usually give them a heads-up, drop pamphlets, send a cruise missile, uh, something.
+{{qf|Mr. Selter}} Mr. Wingspan, this is America. When we violate people's civil liberties, we usually give them a heads-up, drop pamphlets, send a cruise missile, uh, something.
 {{qf|[[Warren Wingspan]]}} Senator, I assure you, we did warn the passengers of the potential consequences of their actions. It's all in the safety video.
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Solar Dragon at 19:18, October 26, 2025

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