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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Comedic and Unusual Punishment
|image =
|level = 7
|update = {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Corporal Punishment]], [[Krusty]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Comedic and Unusual Punishment''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} content update. It requires [[Corporal Punishment]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|SIR! YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SIR?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Corporal, I like you. You work cheap.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|More importantly, you don't seem to REALIZE you work cheap. I want you to be my new sidekick.}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|WOULD THE CLOWN LIKE ME TO “ELIMINATE” SIDESHOW MEL?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|Ew, no.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Not yet, anyway. Maybe later. Almost certainly later. Anyway, let's see a smile there, soldier.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Corporal Punishment Struggle to Smile|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh God, that was horrifying!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Why did I hear creaking and popping noises when you tried to smile?}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|SIR, I HAVE NEVER USED MY SMILING MUSCLES BEFORE, SIR!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Can we turn down the volume, please?}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, yes, sir.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|You've obviously forgotten what it's like to be a kid. Let's practice. Play with these hand puppets.}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|How shall I play with the puppets, sir?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Just make up a scene: a tea party, a ball game, or a silly cowboy adventure!}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|Making up scene now, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|“Captain Puppet, sir! The Nazis have broken through our lines! They're using some kind of chemical weapon!”}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|“It's eating my skin! Auugghh! Auuugghhhh! Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop!”}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|...}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Corporal Punishment Play With Hand Puppets|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|“Dead. All dead. These men were the only family I've ever known, and those Nazi SCUM took them from me.”}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|“I want BLOOD.”}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|Am I playing with puppets correctly, sir?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Sure. The kids in my audience love stories about the horror and futility of war.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I'll make you an entertainer yet, Corporal. Let's try some stand-up comedy.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Every great stand-up has a funny stage persona. What do you think your persona should be?}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|Humorless giant who considers comedy a waste of time?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Well, I haven't seen it before…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Corporal Punishment Practice Stand-up Comedy|8 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon|Microphone}}
{{TB|I gotta tell ya, the fastest way to clear a village of armed insurgents is to ask them to take a BATH.}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon|Microphone}}
{{TB|That, or call in a coordinated strike of Boeing AH-64 Apache ATTACK HELICOPTERS.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|Ughhhhh…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're the worst stand-up I've ever seen. You've got no talent, no material, and no timing.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|As far as I can see, there's no aspect of entertainment you do well.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Which makes you the perfect clown. Trust me on this.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Corporal Punishment Try to Clown Around|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|Clowning mission successful, commander. All japes and gags present and accounted for.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Actually, that was pretty good. Which makes you a threat to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|If you ever pick up a pie again, you're fired.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I've got it! You're not funny, Corporal, but you ARE funny-looking.}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, thank you, sir!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Imagine a hunk of vibranium like you petting an adorable little kitten, and saying: “I wuv my wittle kitty.” It'll kill!}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|My mission is to kill a kitten?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|No, that's probably a downer. Let's try it first without the killing.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Corporal Punishment Cuddle a Kitten|2 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I wuv my wittle kitty.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Aww, the kids love you! I'm a genius!}}
{{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
{{TB|When do I terminate the kitten?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Never! Never kill a bit that's working. Just keep doing it over and over, for years, and years, and years…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Itchy & Scratchy Land}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Comedic and Unusual Punishment
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 7
 |update = {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}}
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 |characters = [[Corporal Punishment]], [[Krusty]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

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 {{TB|More importantly, you don't seem to REALIZE you work cheap. I want you to be my new sidekick.}}
 {{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
-{{TB|WOULD THE CLOWN LIKE ME TO “ELIMINATE” SIDESHOW MEL?}}
+{{TB|WOULD THE CLOWN LIKE ME TO "ELIMINATE" SIDESHOW MEL?}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Cautious}}
 {{TB|Ew, no.}}
@@ Line 56: / Line 56: @@
 {{TB|Making up scene now, sir.}}
 {{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
-{{TB|“Captain Puppet, sir! The Nazis have broken through our lines! They're using some kind of chemical weapon!”}}
+{{TB|"Captain Puppet, sir! The Nazis have broken through our lines! They're using some kind of chemical weapon!"}}
 {{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|“It's eating my skin! Auugghh! Auuugghhhh! Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop!”}}
+{{TB|"It's eating my skin! Auugghh! Auuugghhhh! Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop!"}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Corporal Punishment Play With Hand Puppets|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|“Dead. All dead. These men were the only family I've ever known, and those Nazi SCUM took them from me.”}}
+{{TB|"Dead. All dead. These men were the only family I've ever known, and those Nazi SCUM took them from me."}}
 {{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|“I want BLOOD.”}}
+{{TB|"I want BLOOD."}}
 {{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
 {{TB|Am I playing with puppets correctly, sir?}}
@@ Line 83: / Line 83: @@
 {{TB|Humorless giant who considers comedy a waste of time?}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|Well, I haven't seen it before…}}
+{{TB|Well, I haven't seen it before...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Corporal Punishment Practice Stand-up Comedy|8 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon|Microphone}}
@@ Line 90: / Line 90: @@
 {{TB|That, or call in a coordinated strike of Boeing AH-64 Apache ATTACK HELICOPTERS.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Pained}}
-{{TB|Ughhhhh…}}
+{{TB|Ughhhhh...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 121: / Line 121: @@
 {{TB|Sir, thank you, sir!}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
-{{TB|Imagine a hunk of vibranium like you petting an adorable little kitten, and saying: “I wuv my wittle kitty.” It'll kill!}}
+{{TB|Imagine a hunk of vibranium like you petting an adorable little kitten, and saying: "I wuv my wittle kitty." It'll kill!}}
 {{Tapped Out Corporal Punishment Icon}}
 {{TB|My mission is to kill a kitten?}}
@@ Line 134: / Line 134: @@
 {{TB|When do I terminate the kitten?}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
-{{TB|Never! Never kill a bit that's working. Just keep doing it over and over, for years, and years, and years…}}
+{{TB|Never! Never kill a bit that's working. Just keep doing it over and over, for years, and years, and years...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Itchy & Scratchy Land}}