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{{Conjecture}}
{{Character
|name = Colonial firefighting security guard
|image = [[File:Colonial firefighting security guard.png|250px]]
|gender = {{Female}}
|hair = Brown
|age =
|status = Alive
|job = Security guard
|relatives =
|appearance = "[[Irrational Treasure]]"
|voiced by = [[Christine Nangle]]
}}

The '''Colonial firefighting security guard''' is a security guard at a Colonial firefighting exhibit in [[Philadelphia]].

== History ==
When the [[Historians of America's Great Inventors and Enlightened Men]] confronted [[Adrienne Gesstar]], [[Marge]], and [[Santa's Little Helper]] because they wanted the dog to help find [[Benjamin Franklin]]'s hidden treasure, Adrienne had the security guard escort them out because she claimed they were stalking her. The female H.O.A.G.I.E. Man told her that they weren't lunatics, and [[Professor Cage]] tried to explain that Santa's Little Helper was sacred and would lead them to Franklin's treasure. The security guard grabbed the H.O.A.G.I.E. Men and told them to get out of the museum, also calling them "dirts."

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Irrational Treasure}}

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[[Category:Security guards]]
[[Category:Characters voiced by Christine Nangle]]
[[Category:One-time characters]]

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