Colonel Klink - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 16:44, May 5, 2025

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SolarBot: typos fixed: cannnot → cannot

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typos fixed: cannnot → cannot

Snowball II at 23:28, February 11, 2024

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Snowball II at 23:27, February 11, 2024

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Snowball II at 23:19, February 11, 2024

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Snowball II at 23:19, February 11, 2024

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SolarBot: Bot: Replacing category One time characters with One-time characters

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Bot: Replacing category One time characters with One-time characters

SolarBot: /* History */replaced: {{w|Isaac Newton}} → Isaac Newton

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‎History: replaced: {{w|Isaac Newton}} → Isaac Newton

Solar Dragon at 16:54, April 6, 2018

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 == History ==
-[[Homer]] phones a marriage helpline but, when realising the advisor on the other end is [[Ned Flanders]], is knocked unconscious in the phonebooth. His guardian angel appears to him in the form of [[Isaac Newton|Sir Isaac Newton]]. Homer does not know who Newton was so his guardian angel instead becomes Klink. Klink shows Homer what his life would have been like had he married [[Mindy Simmons]] and not [[Marge]], revealing it would be great for each party. Klink tells Homer he is not really Colonel Klink, but just assumed his form so he cannot confirm if the 'real' Kilnk received any of Homer's letters, nor does he care when Homer tells him that "Hogan had tunnels all over [his] camp." However, when Homer pleads that Klink has "forsaken" him, Klink reappears and seems genuinely upset when Homer tells him "Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot."<ref>"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"</ref>
+[[Homer]] phoned a marriage helpline but, when realizing the advisor on the other end was [[Ned Flanders]], was knocked unconscious in the phone booth. His guardian angel appeared to him in the form of [[Isaac Newton|Sir Isaac Newton]]. Homer did not know who Newton was, so his guardian angel instead became Klink. Klink showed Homer what his life would have been like had he married [[Mindy Simmons]] and not [[Marge]], revealing it would be great for each party. Klink told Homer he was not really Colonel Klink, but just assumed his form, so he could not confirm if the 'real' Klink received any of Homer's letters, nor did he care when Homer told him that "Hogan had tunnels all over [his] camp." However, when Homer pleaded that Klink had "forsaken" him, Klink reappeared and seemed genuinely upset when Homer told him "Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot."<ref>"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"</ref>
-In the song "[[Adults/Kids]]", [[Bart]] told the adults that they run their lives like they're Colonel Klink.<ref>"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"</ref>
+In the song "[[Adults/Kids]]", [[Bart]] told the adults that they ran their lives like they were Colonel Klink.<ref>"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"</ref>
 == Behind the Laughter ==
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 *{{ep|The Last Temptation of Homer}}
 *{{ep|Wild Barts Can't Be Broken|(mentioned)}}
 *{{bk|The Homer Book}}
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 {{Simpsons characters}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Klink, Colonel}}
-[[Category:Military personnel]]
 [[Category:Adults]]
 [[Category:Crossover characters]]
 [[Category:Characters voiced by guest stars]]
 [[Category:One-time characters]]

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 |voiced by = [[Werner Klemperer]]
 }}
 '''Colonel Wilhelm Klink''' is a character from the comedy series ''{{W|Hogan's Heroes}}'', which [[Homer]] is a fan of. Klink is a Luftwaffe officer of aristocratic descent, who runs a German prisoner of war camp in the Second World War, with many American prisoners.
 == History ==
-[[Homer]] phones a marriage helpline but, when realising the advisor on the other end is [[Ned Flanders]], is knocked unconscious in the phonebooth. His guardian angel appears to him in the form of [[Isaac Newton|Sir Isaac Newton]]. Homer does not know who Newton was so his guardian angel instead becomes Klink. Klink shows Homer what his life would have been like had he married [[Mindy Simmons]] and not [[Marge]], revealing it would be great for each party. Klink tells Homer he is not really Colonel Klink, but just assumed his form so he cannnot confirm if the 'real' Kilnk received any of Homer's letters, nor does he care when Homer tells him that "Hogan had tunnels all over [his] camp." However, when Homer pleads that Klink has "forsaken" him, Klink reappears and seems genuinely upset when Homer tells him "Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot."<ref>"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"</ref>
+[[Homer]] phones a marriage helpline but, when realising the advisor on the other end is [[Ned Flanders]], is knocked unconscious in the phonebooth. His guardian angel appears to him in the form of [[Isaac Newton|Sir Isaac Newton]]. Homer does not know who Newton was so his guardian angel instead becomes Klink. Klink shows Homer what his life would have been like had he married [[Mindy Simmons]] and not [[Marge]], revealing it would be great for each party. Klink tells Homer he is not really Colonel Klink, but just assumed his form so he cannot confirm if the 'real' Kilnk received any of Homer's letters, nor does he care when Homer tells him that "Hogan had tunnels all over [his] camp." However, when Homer pleads that Klink has "forsaken" him, Klink reappears and seems genuinely upset when Homer tells him "Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot."<ref>"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"</ref>
 In the song "[[Adults/Kids]]", [[Bart]] told the adults that they run their lives like they're Colonel Klink.<ref>"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"</ref>

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 {{Simpsons characters}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Klink, Colonel}}
 [[Category:Adults]]
 [[Category:Crossover characters]]
 [[Category:Characters voiced by guest stars]]
 [[Category:One-time characters]]

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 |age =
 |status = Fictional
-|job = Commandant of the POW camp
+|job = POW camp commandant
 |appearance = "[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"
 |voiced by = [[Werner Klemperer]]

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 == Behind the Laughter ==
-*In ''Hogan's Heroes'', Klink was portrayed by [[Werner Klemperer]], who voices him the episode.
+In ''Hogan's Heroes'', Klink was portrayed by [[Werner Klemperer]], who voices him the episode.
 == Appearances ==

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 == History ==
-[[Homer]] phones a marriage helpline but, when realising the advisor on the other end is [[Ned Flanders]], is knocked unconscious in the phonebooth. His conscience appears to him in the form of {{w|Isaac Newton}}. Homer does not know who Newton was so his conscience instead becomes Klink. Klink shows Homer what his life would have been like had he married [[Mindy Simmons]] and not [[Marge]], revealing it would be great for each party. Klink tells Homer he is not really Colonel Klink, merely part of Homer's imagination, so can not confirm if the 'real' Kilnk received any of Homer's letters, nor does he care when Homer tells him that "Hogan had tunnels all over [his] camp." However, when Homer pleads that Klink has "foresaken" him, Klink reappears and seems genuinely upset when Homer tells him "Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot."<ref>"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"</ref>
+[[Homer]] phones a marriage helpline but, when realising the advisor on the other end is [[Ned Flanders]], is knocked unconscious in the phonebooth. His conscience appears to him in the form of [[Isaac Newton]]. Homer does not know who Newton was so his conscience instead becomes Klink. Klink shows Homer what his life would have been like had he married [[Mindy Simmons]] and not [[Marge]], revealing it would be great for each party. Klink tells Homer he is not really Colonel Klink, merely part of Homer's imagination, so can not confirm if the 'real' Kilnk received any of Homer's letters, nor does he care when Homer tells him that "Hogan had tunnels all over [his] camp." However, when Homer pleads that Klink has "foresaken" him, Klink reappears and seems genuinely upset when Homer tells him "Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot."<ref>"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"</ref>
 In the song "[[Adults/Kids]]", [[Bart]] told the adults that they run their lives like they're Colonel Klink.<ref>"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"</ref>