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</table>SolarBothttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Cold_War_Blues&diff=1410132&oldid=prevSolar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Cold War Blues |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Red Alert}} |requirements = |characters = ..."2025-07-01T16:42:12Z<p>Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Cold War Blues |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_The_General_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out The General Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Red Alert}} |requirements = |characters = ..."</p>
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|name = Cold War Blues<br />
|image = [[File:Tapped Out The General Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br />
|level = 5<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Red Alert}}<br />
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|characters = [[The General]], {{TOCG|Youngster}}s, {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}<br />
|optional = [[Rasputin the Friendly Russian]], [[Moe]]<br />
|internal = ColdWarBlues<br />
|id = 252007 - 252010<br />
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'''Cold War Blues''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Red Alert}} content update. It requires [[The General]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on The General's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Students of Springfield, I'm here to talk to you today about the incredible career opportunities available in the U.S. military.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}<br />
{{TB|Hmmmm. Get woken up at 4am to do pushups in the mud…or sit on the couch and watch my Shiba Inu go up.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|You know, there's a lot more to being happy than just making money. For example, being a part of something bigger, pushing yourself to the limit, and defending your country!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Spoken like a true paper hands.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Aren't you kids worried about the global threat posed by countries like Russia?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Well, they do have 11% of the world's crypto mining capacity.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|They do?! Is that more than us?!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The General Talk About the Cold War|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Students}} Check Crypto Prices on Their Phones|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|3}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon}}<br />
{{TB|All right, fine. What if I told you that by signing up for the military, you'll get exclusive access to our new NFTs of highlights from the Spanish-American War?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'd say, "OK Boomer".}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|If none of you young people will fight for our country, then who will?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}<br />
{{TB|You worry about the country, I'll worry about where to put all my tendies.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on The General's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Hey, you in the clown suit! How'd you like to pick up some extra cash by joining the National Guard?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'm all good. Collecting PPP!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon}}<br />
{{TB|What about you, Homer? With that extra National Guard cash, you could upgrade to premium beer!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'm all good. Collecting SSS!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|SSS?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Sim Simpson Support.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|It's like you folks won't realize how important military service is until your country is actually invaded.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Why am I seeing a lightbulb floating over my head?}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The General Stage an Invasion|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Ignore Military Service|4 hours|a {{TOG|Shop}}|5}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on The General's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Rasputin the Friendly Russian Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Psssssst!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Huh?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Rasputin the Friendly Russian Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Psssssst! Over here, comrade. I want to discuss a recruitment opportunity.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Sorry, only US citizens can serve in the military.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Rasputin the Friendly Russian Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|I'm talking about recruiting YOU!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|You want me to betray my country?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Rasputin the Friendly Russian Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|No, I want you to become wrestling's newest supervillain!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The General Ponder a Career Change|4 hours|[[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters]], [[St. Basil's Cathedral]], the [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Rasputin the Friendly Russian Measure The General for Tights|4 hours|[[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], [[Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters]], [[St. Basil's Cathedral]], the [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Shop}}|char=[[Rasputin the Friendly Russian]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon}}<br />
{{TB|So what would my character name be?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Rasputin the Friendly Russian Icon}}<br />
{{TB|"General Sanders".}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Isn't that too much like "Colonel Sanders"?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Rasputin the Friendly Russian Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Not when you've just signed a cross-promo deal with a national chicken-focused fast casual chain! What size fake beard are you?}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on The General's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I'll have another, Moe. Actually, make it a double.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Recruitment not going so hot, eh?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I only got one person to take a meeting with me…and he cancelled when he found out I wasn't "The General" from car insurance and couldn't help him meet Shaq.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Hey, why'd you take my drink away?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|No zero-deductible collision coverage for me, no free shots for you.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Moe Get Quotes From GEICO and State Farm|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Moe]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make The General Try to Get a Buzz From Popcorn Salt|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Come on, General, spill the beans! I wanna hear about some of these cool secret weapons the military has. I heard you have this one weapon that can—}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon}}<br />
{{TB|—read your mind?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}<br />
{{TB|WHOA!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The General Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Ha, we don't have that.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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