Coach Me If You Can/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Homer]]''': What are you doing, Marge? Ordering pizza? Because, if so, I'd like extra cheese on both the top and the bottom of the crust!
:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm calling to get a life cach!
:'''[[Homer]]''': [PFFFT!] That's stupid, Marge. You don't need anyone outside of the home encourage you! I support and choices you make!
:'''[[Marge]]''': You do not!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Okay, name one choice of yours I didn't support!
:'''[[Marge]]''': The choice to get a life couch you just said it was stupid!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Krusty? What are you doing here?
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey! Hey! I'm your new life coach! Byt the way, there's a hobo passed out on your front lawn!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': That'd be dad. I'll turn the sprinkler on!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': I guess you can stay in Bart's room!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Coooooool! Krusty the Clown in my room! I am your biggest fan, Krusty! Look I've got all your stuff!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Sorry, pal, my number one fan is a kid in Japan! He has all my products, and he got his parents to turn their home into a Krusty shrine! You wanna me number one? You gotta top that!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': This is wonderful. A girl my age who's also a musician. I'm sure we'll be best friends.
:'''[[Bart]]''': No way, Lis! Buddying up with Krusty's daughter will make me his number one fan again!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': You can't just use her like that!
:'''[[Bart]]''': I can't not use her like that!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': There they go!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Your plan worked. Way to go, mom!
:'''[[Bart]]''': How did you know that Lisa, Homer, and me acting like super jerks would bring them togheter?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Wait a minute! How come no one told me about teh acting like a jerk plan!
:'''[[Marge]]''': You did just fine on your own, Homey. You see, Bart, Krusty and Sohpie just need something in common. And nothing bring people togheter faster than a common enemy!

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-:'''[[Homer]]''': What are you doing, Marge? Ordering pizza? Because, if so, I'd like extra cheese on both the top and the bottom of the crust!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm calling to get a life cach!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What are you doing, Marge? Ordering pizza? Because, if so, I'd like extra cheese on both the top and the bottom of the crust!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': [PFFFT!] That's stupid, Marge. You don't need anyone outside of the home encourage you! I support and choices you make!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm calling to get a life cach!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': You do not!
+{{qf|Homer}} [PFFFT!] That's stupid, Marge. You don't need anyone outside of the home encourage you! I support and choices you make!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Okay, name one choice of yours I didn't support!
+{{qf|Marge}} You do not!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': The choice to get a life couch you just said it was stupid!
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay, name one choice of yours I didn't support!
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Krusty? What are you doing here?
+{{qf|Marge}} Krusty? What are you doing here?
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey! Hey! I'm your new life coach! Byt the way, there's a hobo passed out on your front lawn!
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Hey! Hey! I'm your new life coach! Byt the way, there's a hobo passed out on your front lawn!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': That'd be dad. I'll turn the sprinkler on!
+{{qf|Lisa}} That'd be dad. I'll turn the sprinkler on!
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': I guess you can stay in Bart's room!
+{{qf|Marge}} I guess you can stay in Bart's room!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Coooooool! Krusty the Clown in my room! I am your biggest fan, Krusty! Look I've got all your stuff!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Coooooool! Krusty the Clown in my room! I am your biggest fan, Krusty! Look I've got all your stuff!
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Sorry, pal, my number one fan is a kid in Japan! He has all my products, and he got his parents to turn their home into a Krusty shrine! You wanna me number one? You gotta top that!
+{{qf|Krusty}} Sorry, pal, my number one fan is a kid in Japan! He has all my products, and he got his parents to turn their home into a Krusty shrine! You wanna me number one? You gotta top that!
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': This is wonderful. A girl my age who's also a musician. I'm sure we'll be best friends.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} This is wonderful. A girl my age who's also a musician. I'm sure we'll be best friends.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': No way, Lis! Buddying up with Krusty's daughter will make me his number one fan again!
+{{qf|Bart}} No way, Lis! Buddying up with Krusty's daughter will make me his number one fan again!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': You can't just use her like that!
+{{qf|Lisa}} You can't just use her like that!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I can't not use her like that!
+{{qf|Bart}} I can't not use her like that!
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': There they go!
+{{qf|Marge}} There they go!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Your plan worked. Way to go, mom!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Your plan worked. Way to go, mom!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': How did you know that Lisa, Homer, and me acting like super jerks would bring them togheter?
+{{qf|Bart}} How did you know that Lisa, Homer, and me acting like super jerks would bring them together?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Wait a minute! How come no one told me about teh acting like a jerk plan!
+{{qf|Homer}} Wait a minute! How come no one told me about teh acting like a jerk plan!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': You did just fine on your own, Homey. You see, Bart, Krusty and Sohpie just need something in common. And nothing bring people togheter faster than a common enemy!
+{{qf|Marge}} You did just fine on your own, Homey. You see, Bart, Krusty and Sohpie just need something in common. And nothing bring people together faster than a common enemy!