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-{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Ziff Who Came to Dinner|The Wandering Juvie|season=15|number=328}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Ziff Who Came to Dinner|The Wandering Juvie}}
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} We're live at the opening of the latest chapter of the epic space saga, ''[[Cosmic Wars]]''! And the nerds have emerged from their basements, wearing strange costumes to shield their pasty skin from the moonlight.
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 {{qf|Vintner}} The Mediterranean climate is reproduced by cool Pacific winds, mixed with exhaust fumes from the highway.
-:''[a big rig rumbles past covering the wine tasters in exhaust fumes. Homer inhales deeply]''
+:''[A big rig rumbles past covering the wine tasters in exhaust fumes. Homer inhales deeply.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Ah, Summer in [[Tuscany]].
 {{qf|Marge}} Mmm! It goes great with the [[Jolly Rancher]] I'm sucking on.
 {{qf|Homer}} Pleasant aroma, rich full body, well-aged... and the wine's not bad either.
-:''[Homer and Marge begin to laugh]''
+:''[Homer and Marge begin to laugh.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Stop it, [[Seinfeld]].
-:''[they laugh again]''
+:''[They laugh again.]''
 {{qf|Vintner}} ''[to himself]'' We always get the hicks on Saturdays.
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 {{qf|Marge}} I'm not a drunk!
 {{qf|Rev. Lovejoy}} Ho, ho. Now, Marge, we do not judge here. Today's service is concluded. I suggest you all get on the road before Marge.
-:''[the congregation runs out of the church screaming]''
+:''[The congregation runs out of the church screaming.]''
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 {{qf|[[Barney]]}} Marge, when I finally decided to stop drinkin', there was a place that really helped me out. Maybe they can help you.

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 :'''Homer:''' No problem. We can still have fun without you drinking.
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-:''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffmensch orders you to party! This Reich will last a thousand beers! Oh ja! ''[to himself]'' I do this, and I'm Jewish.
+:'''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffmensch orders you to party! This Reich will last a thousand beers! Oh ja! ''[to himself]'' I do this, and I'm Jewish.
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 :'''Homer:''' I'm in no condition to drive. Wait... I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!

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 :'''Homer:''' Ooh! Can I have my special cup?
 :'''Marge:''' Well, I've been using it for laundry soap, but okay.
 {{Season 15|Q}}

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 :'''Otto:''' Aw, man! I waited three weeks at the wrong ticket window!
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-:'''{{ap|Jason|Co-Dependents Day}}:''' Jim-Jam, what happened to the wheel covers on my landing gear?
+:'''{{ap|Jason|Co-Dependent's Day}}:''' Jim-Jam, what happened to the wheel covers on my landing gear?
 :'''[[Jim-Jam Bonks]]:''' Me-sa sell them to buy me-sa some space spliff. ''[holds up a water pipe]''
 :'''Lisa:''' That character is just a tired stereotype.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Ziff Who Came to Dinner|The Wandering Juvie|season=15|number=328}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad, I still have a couple of questions about this. Mom never drives drunk, and the crash was in your car. Also the driver's seat was adjusted for your stomach.
+:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' We're live at the opening of the latest chapter of the epic space saga, ''[[Cosmic Wars]]''! And the nerds have emerged from their basements, wearing strange costumes to shield their pasty skin from the moonlight.
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-:'''Homer''': I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself! I'm drunk!
+:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' [[Simpson family|Simpsons]], your lack of costumes ill-befits line positions two, three and four.
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-:'''[[Otto]]''': I didn't know British coal miners had it so bad! There's blood on your hands, Mrs. Thatcher!
+:'''[[Otto]]:''' One ticket for ''Cosmic Wars''!
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-:'''Homer''': When I feel weak I'll draw strength from the {{W|Bible}}. (opens the bible and starts drinking; his stomach rumbles) Uh-oh, here comes the Gospel according to puke!
+:'''{{ap|Jason|Co-Dependents Day}}:''' Jim-Jam, what happened to the wheel covers on my landing gear?
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh no, I'm gonna be incarcer--(hiccups), incarcer--(hiccups), I'm going to jail.
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' That sucked!
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-:(While Homer is on the phone with the rehab clinic)
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Kids, why don't you write a complaint letter? That's how I got the [[Channel 6]] weather girl to start wearing a bra.
-:'''Homer''': I can't talk to my wife for 28 days. Sir, she is not an alcoholic. You can't put me on hold, I'll put you on hold. (singing) I am a lineman for the county. (speaking) Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold. (singing) And I drive the main road. (speaking) There are…eight calls ahead of you. (singing) And the Wichita lineman is still on the li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-line.
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[angry and pointing]'' That was you?!
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-:'''Homer''': (about his book-box Bible that holds liquor) No wonder they call it the Good Book.
+:'''Bart:''' We're gonna have to track Randall Curtis down and make him listen to us.
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	:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad, I still have a couple of questions about this. Mom never drives drunk, and the crash was in your car. Also the driver's seat was adjusted for your stomach.		:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad, I still have a couple of questions about this. Mom never drives drunk, and the crash was in your car. Also the driver's seat was adjusted for your stomach.