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:'''[[Krusty]]:''' ...then the pope says, "So what am I supposed to do with these watermelons?" Yuk-yuk-yuk-uhoo hoo hoo! Whaddya think? Too blue? Too sacrilegious?
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' Change the pope to an elephant.
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' That could work. Oh, these new network guidelines are giving me tsoris!
:'''[[Mr. Teeny]]:''' Yeek! Yeek!
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' What's this, Mr. Teeny? A subpoena?
:'''[[Mr. Teeny]]:''' Yee-yee-yeeek!
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' We're both named in the suit? Why did I ever give you power of attorney?
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Now more Krusty? What will they run instead?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' "The She's all teh Grrlz."
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Huh?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Some middle-aged, children's programmer's idea of what tweenie girls want to see.
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:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Was that a joke, Mr. Smithers? Because I'm under a Doctor's orders not to laugh.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Urm... [AHEM] More a play of words.
:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Hey, it's Krusty!
:'''[[Carl]]:''' Hey Krusty! Do something funny!
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Not today, gentleman.
:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Darn clown thinks he's better than us.
:'''[[Carl]]:''' I head he got hired under affirmative action.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' This is your work area.
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Nothing funny here. It's perfect.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Well, I'll leave you to your number crunching.
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Hrmm...
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hi, Krusty. What's the haps?
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Aaaah!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Are you really giving up the clown life, Krusty?
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' That's not me any more. I even changed my driver's license.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' But we need you.
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' What about me? I give and give and give! IT's never enough! Laughter' a drug, and I'm going cold turkey!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Man, you really aren't funny any more.
----
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Krustofski! I understand your cool head and jocular raconteuring thwarted a panic.
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Err... if you say so, Nostradamus.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I'd like to offer you a promotion and a big fat raise.
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Thanks, but no thanks. I know here my place is. And if I ever forget, I only have to look into the smiling face of a child just like this one.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aw.
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' And if I still can't remember, I can look at this fat check to network sent to get me back! Turns out the "She's All That Grllz" weren't all that.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' What a loss to the nuclear energy industry.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Your loos in mindless children's programming's gain.
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Yah ha ha ha ha ha!

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-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' ...then the pope says, "So what am I supposed to do with these watermelons?" Yuk-yuk-yuk-uhoo hoo hoo! Whaddya think? Too blue? Too sacrilegious?
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} ...then the pope says, "So what am I supposed to do with these watermelons?" Yuk-yuk-yuk-uhoo hoo hoo! Whaddya think? Too blue? Too sacrilegious?
-:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' Change the pope to an elephant.
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Change the pope to an elephant.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' That could work. Oh, these new network guidelines are giving me tsoris!
+{{qf|Krusty}} That could work. Oh, these new network guidelines are giving me tsoris!
-:'''[[Mr. Teeny]]:''' Yeek! Yeek!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Teeny]]}} Yeek! Yeek!
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' What's this, Mr. Teeny? A subpoena?
+{{qf|Krusty}} What's this, Mr. Teeny? A subpoena?
-:'''[[Mr. Teeny]]:''' Yee-yee-yeeek!
+{{qf|Mr. Teeny}} Yee-yee-yeeek!
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' We're both named in the suit? Why did I ever give you power of attorney?
+{{qf|Krusty}} We're both named in the suit? Why did I ever give you power of attorney?
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Now more Krusty? What will they run instead?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Now more Krusty? What will they run instead?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' "The She's all teh Grrlz."
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "The She's all teh Grrlz."
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Huh?
+{{qf|Bart}} Huh?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Some middle-aged, children's programmer's idea of what tweenie girls want to see.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Some middle-aged, children's programmer's idea of what tweenie girls want to see.
 ----
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Was that a joke, Mr. Smithers? Because I'm under a Doctor's orders not to laugh.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Was that a joke, Mr. Smithers? Because I'm under a Doctor's orders not to laugh.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Urm... [AHEM] More a play of words.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Urm... [AHEM] More a play of words.
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Hey, it's Krusty!
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Hey, it's Krusty!
-:'''[[Carl]]:''' Hey Krusty! Do something funny!
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Hey Krusty! Do something funny!
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Not today, gentleman.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Not today, gentleman.
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Darn clown thinks he's better than us.
+{{qf|Lenny}} Darn clown thinks he's better than us.
-:'''[[Carl]]:''' I head he got hired under affirmative action.
+{{qf|Carl}} I head he got hired under affirmative action.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' This is your work area.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} This is your work area.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Nothing funny here. It's perfect.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Nothing funny here. It's perfect.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Well, I'll leave you to your number crunching.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Well, I'll leave you to your number crunching.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Hrmm...
+{{qf|Krusty}} Hrmm...
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hi, Krusty. What's the haps?
+{{qf|Bart}} Hi, Krusty. What's the haps?
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Aaaah!
+{{qf|Krusty}} Aaaah!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Are you really giving up the clown life, Krusty?
+{{qf|Bart}} Are you really giving up the clown life, Krusty?
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' That's not me any more. I even changed my driver's license.
+{{qf|Krusty}} That's not me any more. I even changed my driver's license.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' But we need you.
+{{qf|Bart}} But we need you.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' What about me? I give and give and give! IT's never enough! Laughter' a drug, and I'm going cold turkey!
+{{qf|Krusty}} What about me? I give and give and give! IT's never enough! Laughter' a drug, and I'm going cold turkey!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Man, you really aren't funny any more.
+{{qf|Bart}} Man, you really aren't funny any more.
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Krustofski! I understand your cool head and jocular raconteuring thwarted a panic.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Krustofski! I understand your cool head and jocular raconteuring thwarted a panic.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Err... if you say so, Nostradamus.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Err... if you say so, Nostradamus.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I'd like to offer you a promotion and a big fat raise.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} I'd like to offer you a promotion and a big fat raise.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Thanks, but no thanks. I know here my place is. And if I ever forget, I only have to look into the smiling face of a child just like this one.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Thanks, but no thanks. I know here my place is. And if I ever forget, I only have to look into the smiling face of a child just like this one.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aw.
+{{qf|Bart}} Aw.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' And if I still can't remember, I can look at this fat check to network sent to get me back! Turns out the "She's All That Grllz" weren't all that.
+{{qf|Krusty}} And if I still can't remember, I can look at this fat check to network sent to get me back! Turns out the "She's All That Grllz" weren't all that.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' What a loss to the nuclear energy industry.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} What a loss to the nuclear energy industry.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Your loos in mindless children's programming's gain.
+{{qf|Bart}} Your loos in mindless children's programming's gain.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Yah ha ha ha ha ha!
+{{qf|Krusty}} Yah ha ha ha ha ha!