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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Clinical Trials
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Snow Place Like the Woods}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Walther Hotenhoffer]]
|optional = [[Jasper]], [[Old Jewish Man]]
|internal = ClinicalTrials
|id = 275046 - 275050
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Clinical Trials''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Snow Place Like the Woods}} content update. It requires [[Walther Hotenhoffer]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Walther Hotenhoffer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|…and so Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals has been approved for clinical trials for our new drug, "Senilifix", and are here asking for volunteers.}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Last thing I volunteered for was the Army. All I got out of it was trench foot and the clap.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Unfortunate. But those who participate will receive full medical coverage.}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|I'm in!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|Me too!}}
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
{{TB|Please take me! I'll do whatever.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Don't you want to know about possible side effects?}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|If one of them is free medical care, sign us up!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Walther Hotenhoffer Get Mobbed by the Elderly|4 hours|[[Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Retirement Castle Orderly Lead Old Folks Using a Candy Trail|4 hours|[[Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals]]|char=the [[Retirement Castle Orderly]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh dear. We usually have too few volunteers. This is the opposite. Thank you, err…}}
{{Tapped Out Retirement Castle Orderly Icon}}
{{TB|It's Clark, sir. I'll help wrangle these folks for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|Bless you…what's your name?}}
{{Tapped Out Retirement Castle Orderly Icon}}
{{TB|Clark, sir. And if you want these patients to listen, speak loudly, slowly and have a bag of butterscotch candy.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you, Clark.}}
{{Tapped Out Retirement Castle Orderly Icon}}
{{TB|If you'll excuse me, I'll lead them to the exercise room.}}
{{Tapped Out Retirement Castle Orderly Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}tossing butterscotch{{*}} Come on, folks! Follow the scotch! That's it…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Walther Hotenhoffer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you for coming in, Mr…}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Just "Jasper" is fine, sonny.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you, Jasper. First a few questions to ensure that our results are accurate…}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|Please list for me all of the current medications you're on.}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I will, but I hope you cleared your afternoon.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Is it that many?}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. And I may need a nap sometime in there.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Jasper List All His Medications|4 hours|[[Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals]]|char=[[Jasper]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Walther Hotenhoffer Run Out of Paper Several Times|4 hours|[[Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|…and then I like to rub some sleep oil on my toes at night. My doctor says that it doesn't do anything, but I say it does. It uses up all that dang sleep oil I bought!}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Well. This is certainly an exhaustive list of medical conditions and oddities. But I do believe that's everything we could ever possibly need, so…}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}offers pill{{*}} Here's your first dose of "Senilifix" and a call button you can press if you encounter anything out of the ordinary over the next twenty-four hours.}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}pops the pill{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}presses button{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Yes?}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Nothing. Just feeling lonely. Wanna chat?}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Wunderbar.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Walther Hotenhoffer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hurray! It's my turn now?}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|I do apologize for the wait. We're running behind schedule. We did not expect that we'd need to pry Mr. Moleman out of the wall more than once.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Feh! Moleman is more mole than man, and he's not much mole either.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|All right. I see that you've provided us with your very extensive medical history.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|My proudest accomplishments.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}offers pill{{*}} Well, let's add to that list. Here you go.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Old Jewish Man Take a Pill|4 hours|[[Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals]]|char=[[Old Jewish Man]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Walther Hotenhoffer Brace for the Worst|4 hours|[[Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Intoxicated}}
{{TB|{{*}}crunch crunch{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Frustrated}}
{{TB|Bleh! What're you trying to do to me?}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You're not supposed to chew. It is to be ingested whole.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Injected in my what?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|He said "erected in a roll"!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oi, I haven't had one of those in years.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|One what?}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Outraged}}
{{TB|Who?!}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|How are we going to extract data from these people?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Walther Hotenhoffer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|Two weeks of testing, and I have only three viable tests subjects to analyze. Oh well, now that we're done, at least we get to take their buzzers away.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|They kept mistaking it for the damn TV remote!}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|Time to see what our little pill did.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Walther Hotenhoffer Analyze Test Results|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|So, after two weeks of clinical trials, I am pleased to announce that we can at least state with certainty that "Senilifix" did not worsen your conditions.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|Nor was it responsible for any of the emergencies you had this week.}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Even the buzzing in my head?}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We told you. That buzzing was your alarm clock.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|Unfortunately the pill seems to have no positive effect either.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|So it didn't make me a genius but I just don't know it?}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|You are not a genius and we all know it. If you are interested, though, I would like to show you how the data proves that nothing was cognatively altered.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Groggy}}
{{TB|{{*}}snoring{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yet more proof.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Walther Hotenhoffer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|No improvement in any of the trials, whatsoever. Honestly, it may as well have just been a sugar pill.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|…the lot number? Let me check…JA-627-45-B-S.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Phone Annoyed}}
{{TB|…It was a sugar pill! And none of you checked before I spent two weeks in this nursing home? Two weeks of jello and Jasper!}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Phone Annoyed}}
{{TB|Enough! We will discuss this later! For now, I must think. {{*}}hangs up{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I now have a multi-week clinical trial which proves that a placebo sugar pill does not cure senility.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What to do now… Perhaps some fresh air. Yes, a stroll…and then a cliff.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Walther Hotenhoffer Take a Thinking Stroll|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, you! Mister Fancy-Pants Drugs Guy!}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, hello Jasper. How can I help you today?}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|I think my lumbago's been flaring up since that trial. So, I assume it will be covered under trial-related medical expenses.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|Er…yes, I suppose that would be the case.}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Oh swell. Hey, Doc!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hello fellow!}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Cut me open, let's get that lumbago right out of there!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
{{TB|Oka-ee dok-ee! And how about I throw in a tummy tuck for summer?}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|What do ya say, Mr. Drug Guy?}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Sure.}}
{{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
{{TB|…next time, I'm sending a research team to perform the trials and not letting them convince me that the "good PR" will be worth it.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Snow Place Like the Woods}}

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Walther Hotenhoffer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
-{{TB|…and so Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals has been approved for clinical trials for our new drug, "Senilifix", and are here asking for volunteers.}}
+{{TB|...and so Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals has been approved for clinical trials for our new drug, "Senilifix", and are here asking for volunteers.}}
 {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
 {{TB|Last thing I volunteered for was the Army. All I got out of it was trench foot and the clap.}}
@@ Line 38: / Line 38: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Walther Hotenhoffer Get Mobbed by the Elderly|4 hours|[[Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Retirement Castle Orderly Lead Old Folks Using a Candy Trail|4 hours|[[Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals]]|char=the [[Retirement Castle Orderly]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Oh dear. We usually have too few volunteers. This is the opposite. Thank you, err…}}
+{{TB|Oh dear. We usually have too few volunteers. This is the opposite. Thank you, err...}}
 {{Tapped Out Retirement Castle Orderly Icon}}
 {{TB|It's Clark, sir. I'll help wrangle these folks for you.}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
-{{TB|Bless you…what's your name?}}
+{{TB|Bless you...what's your name?}}
 {{Tapped Out Retirement Castle Orderly Icon}}
 {{TB|Clark, sir. And if you want these patients to listen, speak loudly, slowly and have a bag of butterscotch candy.}}
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 {{TB|If you'll excuse me, I'll lead them to the exercise room.}}
 {{Tapped Out Retirement Castle Orderly Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}tossing butterscotch{{*}} Come on, folks! Follow the scotch! That's it…}}
+{{TB|{{*}}tossing butterscotch{{*}} Come on, folks! Follow the scotch! That's it...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Walther Hotenhoffer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
-{{TB|Thank you for coming in, Mr…}}
+{{TB|Thank you for coming in, Mr...}}
 {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
 {{TB|Just "Jasper" is fine, sonny.}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
-{{TB|Thank you, Jasper. First a few questions to ensure that our results are accurate…}}
+{{TB|Thank you, Jasper. First a few questions to ensure that our results are accurate...}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
 {{TB|Please list for me all of the current medications you're on.}}
@@ Line 73: / Line 73: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Jasper List All His Medications|4 hours|[[Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals]]|char=[[Jasper]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Walther Hotenhoffer Run Out of Paper Several Times|4 hours|[[Hotenhoffer Pharmaceuticals]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
-{{TB|…and then I like to rub some sleep oil on my toes at night. My doctor says that it doesn't do anything, but I say it does. It uses up all that dang sleep oil I bought!}}
+{{TB|...and then I like to rub some sleep oil on my toes at night. My doctor says that it doesn't do anything, but I say it does. It uses up all that dang sleep oil I bought!}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Well. This is certainly an exhaustive list of medical conditions and oddities. But I do believe that's everything we could ever possibly need, so…}}
+{{TB|Well. This is certainly an exhaustive list of medical conditions and oddities. But I do believe that's everything we could ever possibly need, so...}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}offers pill{{*}} Here's your first dose of "Senilifix" and a call button you can press if you encounter anything out of the ordinary over the next twenty-four hours.}}
@@ Line 167: / Line 167: @@
 {{TB|No improvement in any of the trials, whatsoever. Honestly, it may as well have just been a sugar pill.}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Phone}}
-{{TB|…the lot number? Let me check…JA-627-45-B-S.}}
+{{TB|...the lot number? Let me check...JA-627-45-B-S.}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Phone Annoyed}}
-{{TB|…It was a sugar pill! And none of you checked before I spent two weeks in this nursing home? Two weeks of jello and Jasper!}}
+{{TB|...It was a sugar pill! And none of you checked before I spent two weeks in this nursing home? Two weeks of jello and Jasper!}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Phone Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Enough! We will discuss this later! For now, I must think. {{*}}hangs up{{*}}}}
@@ Line 175: / Line 175: @@
 {{TB|I now have a multi-week clinical trial which proves that a placebo sugar pill does not cure senility.}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|What to do now… Perhaps some fresh air. Yes, a stroll…and then a cliff.}}
+{{TB|What to do now... Perhaps some fresh air. Yes, a stroll...and then a cliff.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Walther Hotenhoffer Take a Thinking Stroll|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
@@ Line 184: / Line 184: @@
 {{TB|I think my lumbago's been flaring up since that trial. So, I assume it will be covered under trial-related medical expenses.}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
-{{TB|Er…yes, I suppose that would be the case.}}
+{{TB|Er...yes, I suppose that would be the case.}}
 {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
 {{TB|Oh swell. Hey, Doc!}}
@@ Line 198: / Line 198: @@
 {{TB|Sure.}}
 {{Tapped Out Walther Hotenhoffer Icon}}
-{{TB|…next time, I'm sending a research team to perform the trials and not letting them convince me that the "good PR" will be worth it.}}
+{{TB|...next time, I'm sending a research team to perform the trials and not letting them convince me that the "good PR" will be worth it.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Snow Place Like the Woods}}

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 |requirements =
 |characters = [[Walther Hotenhoffer]]
-|optional = [[Jasper]], [[Old Jewish Man]]
+|optional = [[Retirement Castle Orderly]], [[Jasper]], [[Old Jewish Man]]
 |internal = ClinicalTrials
 |id = 275046 - 275050