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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Classin' Up the Joint
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Spiro Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Springfield Choppers}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Spiro]], {{TOCG|Youngster}}s
|optional = [[Rita LaFleur]], [[Meathook]], [[Ramrod]], [[Grampa]]
|internal = ClassinUpTheJoint
|id = 242007 - 242011
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Classin' Up the Joint''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Springfield Choppers}} content update. It requires [[Spiro]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Spiro's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ramrod, when you sink the cue ball on the break then it's game over!}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm playing by official billiards rules, not Meathook rules!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Bar fight!}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}breaks beer bottle{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's enough! I told you guys only one bar fight per day…and you've already had three!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|One of those wasn't a fight. It was a brawl.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No, it was a fight!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|It was a brawl!}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Bar fight!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Bar brawl!}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}front door opens{{*}} Rita LaFleur? Man, you're a sight for sore eyes.}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, if it isn't Spiro Papadapaconstantikasgianopolopodopotopolis.}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|How have the years treated you, my old Greek friend?}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Rita, you shouldn't be here. This place isn't the same classy lounge you used to sing at. It's become something worse than a dive bar but better than a Cabo-style Cantina…it's now a biker bar.}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon}}
{{TB|Don't worry Spiro, I can handle a few wild hogs.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}slams Ramrod against the counter{{*}} I'll gut you like a gutter rat!}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon}}
{{TB|I'm here because I'm coming out of retirement and back onto the stage. So I thought…why don't we make this joint the hottest venue in town again?}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don't know. I sort of have a good thing going here. A regular clientele that keeps me in business.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}hits Meathook with pool cue{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}throws Ramrod through window{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, maybe you're right. But if we're doing this, then we need Abe Simpson. You two sure made sweet music together.}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We also made sweet love.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|I always suspected that and now you've confirmed it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Spiro Go Talk to Abe|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]], [[Simpson House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Rita LaFleur Go Talk to Abe|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]], [[Simpson House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Rita LaFleur]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Meathook Break a Bottle Over Ramrod's Head|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Meathook]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Ramrod Crack a Pool Cue in Two|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Ramrod]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It won't be the same unless you're there, Abe. I feel naked on that stage without you.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Naked Surprised}}
{{TB|I feel naked right now! Do we have to discuss this during my sponge bath?!}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Look Abe, just picture it…the return of Spiro's as a classy lounge. The marquee will read Rita LaFleur and Abe Simpson.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Naked Happy}}
{{TB|Hmm, I do like a prominent marquee. Will it be prominent?}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It'll be the biggest marquee west of the Mississippi.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Naked Happy}}
{{TB|Then you've got yourself a deal.}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm so excited, Abe!}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, okay, it's my turn for my bath, so can you guys get going? Unless you want to stay and watch. I don't care. It's up to you.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Spiro's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Spiro, what the heck happened to this place? It used to be classy.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I mean, how are we supposed to play on a stage with a metal cage around it?}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, you'll learn to love the cage. Especially when the crowd gets rowdy.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Come on, Spiro! You gotta class this place up before a dame like Rita takes the stage.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hmm, what if we turned the basement downstairs into a speakeasy? That way I can keep the biker bar upstairs, and then downstairs can be the classiest joint in Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We'll call it…Spiro's Gyros.}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Spiro's Gyros?}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Look, not that many words rhyme with Spiro. Plus, nobody will suspect a kebab place as a speakeasy.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|As long as there's a secret password to get into the speakeasy, I'm in.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|How about "pineapple"?}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon}}
{{TB|Too obvious.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Innocent}}
{{TB|What if the password is "password"?}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's perfect! No one would guess that!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Spiro Class Up the Joint|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional3|Make Rita and Abe Practice Tunes|4 hours|char=[[Rita LaFleur]] and [[Grampa]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|MY HEART DOES THE TWO-STEP WHEN YOU'RE AROUND.}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|JUST ONE LOOK AT YOU AND I'M SIX FEET UNDERGROUND.}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|These new lyrics are great, Abe.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wow, you guys sound like no time has passed.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I still need to hit the oxygen tank in between each verse.}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah, and I wish I didn't need an electric-lift to climb onto the piano.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Look, I think we're ready to take this live. We just need to get the word out. Not too out, mind you, since we want our speakeasy to be simultaneously hoppin' but also very difficult to find and get into.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I can't afford marketing, so the only thing to do is to exploit Springfield's children to get the word out.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I'm pretty sure I can ask my grandson to help out. Being a kid, he probably knows tons of 'em!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Spiro's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Dad, for the last time: you can't live here.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm not trying to live here, you idiot. I'm here to talk to Bart.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, thank God. Because you living here would have sucked. Big time.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You know, I can hear everything you're saying — I'm right here.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Are you sure? Because in between everything you say, you stare off into the distance for a couple minutes.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Teary}}
{{TB|I was dancin' under the moonlight with my favorite gal, Eva Braun. And now because of your interruption, she ditched me for that good-for-nothing Hitler!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|Bart, your Grampa's here to talk to you!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And hurry up because each word that comes out of his mouth scares me more and more about getting older.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|How's it hangin', Gramps?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Since you represent the Springfield Kids Union, I want you to get all the kids to help me promote this speakeasy I'm headlining.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Whoa, that's a lot of information to unpack. Speakeasy? Headlining?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What are you, a parrot?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Look, if you want my youngsters working for you, you're gonna have to meet our demands.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Okay. Spiro owns the bar. I'll send him to come work out the details with you.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|What do you need, kid?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You're a union shop now, you hear? First off, the bullies now represent all your protection needs.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|It's a biker bar. I've got a gang. We really don't need—}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Second, the dweebs'll be covering your accounting. You need them to get creative with the books, you just say the word.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don't have any books. I have a mostly empty cash register and a pile of bills. That's why I'm opening this speakeasy.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|And lastly, the youngster teamsters now handle your deliveries. It's a bit slower with everything coming via skateboard, but you'll get your goods fair and square.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Alright, agreed. So you'll take care of marketing my new speakeasy?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Generation Z has got it covered.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster}}s Hand Out Spiro's Flyers|4 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s|10}} {{Task/Job|Make Spiro Practice Making Classy Drinks|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Spiro's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I can't believe it's opening night. I haven't been this nervous since meeting Yanni in an elevator.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Are you two ready?}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon}}
{{TB|I was born ready. How about you, Abe?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I have to take a zizz, but then I'll be ready.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|There's a pretty good line outside of people wanting to get in. But Otto's got the door all under control.}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|Next!}}
{{Tapped Out Stogie Icon}}
{{TB|The name's Stogie. "Password".}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|Indeed, Mr. Stogie sir. Come right in. There's a table reserved for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|Next!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|The password is, er, uh, "password"?}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|Your password is correct, man. Have a nice time.}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|Next! Oh, uh…what was your name?}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|Ramrod. Let us in.}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|You're not on the list. You got the password?}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|What? Not on the list? Check for Meathook.}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah, I'm not seeing it.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa, you guys can't be here. Downstairs is Spiro's Gyros. Upstairs is Spiro's Heroes. We're trying to keep it classy, you understand.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Can you believe this, Meathook? This guy thinks we're not classy.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Ramrod, I think we should show him just how classy we can be. {{*}}takes out chain{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Okay, I'll let you in. Just please no bar fights or bar brawls. Please!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Spiro Strictly Enforce the Guest List|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Meathook Start a Bar Fight|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Meathook]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Ramrod Start a Bar Fight|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Ramrod]]}} {{Task/Optional3|Make Abe and Rita Sing Through the Fighting|4 hours|char=[[Rita LaFleur]] and [[Grampa]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Singing Nervous}}
{{TB|MY HEART DOES THE TWO-STEP WHEN YOU'RE AROUND.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}throws Stogie over the counter{{*}} Dance, old man!}}
{{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon|Singing Nervous}}
{{TB|JUST ONE LOOK AT YOU AND I'M SIX FEET UNDERGROUND.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}breaks bottle over Quimby's head{{*}} Your head is my personal bottle opener!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa and Rita LaFleur Icon|Singing Nervous}}
{{TB|YOU'D BETTER CALL THE DOCTOR BEFORE WE EMBRACE…}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|Yes…please…I need a doctor.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Spiro's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, look. How about we compromise? I re-open Spiro's Gyros in the speakeasy downstairs, but this time it's a classy biker lounge.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|So what does that mean? Martinis and champagne but also beer nuts, pickled eggs, and crusty pool tables?}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And gyros, that's important. But also the classy music. It's got to have classy music.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, I get it. You're thinking late '70s rock instead of early '80s rock?}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|No, I'm thinking live jazz on a stage.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|Fine. Let's do this. Just make sure there's a couple Harleys on display. And add chicken wings to the menu. Everybody loves wings.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Spiro Re-open Spiro's Gyros and Biker Lounge|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Meathook Take In a Show|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Meathook]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Ramrod Have a Martini|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Ramrod]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You know, Spiro, I like this new place. I think I could get used to it.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yeah. But it feels like it's missing one thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And what's that?}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Bar fight!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Bar brawl!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Springfield Choppers}}

@@ Line 28: / Line 28: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}breaks beer bottle{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|That's enough! I told you guys only one bar fight per day…and you've already had three!}}
+{{TB|That's enough! I told you guys only one bar fight per day...and you've already had three!}}
 {{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|One of those wasn't a fight. It was a brawl.}}
@@ Line 46: / Line 46: @@
 {{TB|How have the years treated you, my old Greek friend?}}
 {{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Rita, you shouldn't be here. This place isn't the same classy lounge you used to sing at. It's become something worse than a dive bar but better than a Cabo-style Cantina…it's now a biker bar.}}
+{{TB|Rita, you shouldn't be here. This place isn't the same classy lounge you used to sing at. It's become something worse than a dive bar but better than a Cabo-style Cantina...it's now a biker bar.}}
 {{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon}}
 {{TB|Don't worry Spiro, I can handle a few wild hogs.}}
@@ Line 52: / Line 52: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}slams Ramrod against the counter{{*}} I'll gut you like a gutter rat!}}
 {{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon}}
-{{TB|I'm here because I'm coming out of retirement and back onto the stage. So I thought…why don't we make this joint the hottest venue in town again?}}
+{{TB|I'm here because I'm coming out of retirement and back onto the stage. So I thought...why don't we make this joint the hottest venue in town again?}}
 {{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|I don't know. I sort of have a good thing going here. A regular clientele that keeps me in business.}}
@@ Line 71: / Line 71: @@
 {{TB|I feel naked right now! Do we have to discuss this during my sponge bath?!}}
 {{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Look Abe, just picture it…the return of Spiro's as a classy lounge. The marquee will read Rita LaFleur and Abe Simpson.}}
+{{TB|Look Abe, just picture it...the return of Spiro's as a classy lounge. The marquee will read Rita LaFleur and Abe Simpson.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Naked Happy}}
 {{TB|Hmm, I do like a prominent marquee. Will it be prominent?}}
@@ Line 93: / Line 93: @@
 {{TB|I mean, how are we supposed to play on a stage with a metal cage around it?}}
 {{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
-{{TB|Oh, you'll learn to love the cage.  Especially when the crowd gets rowdy.}}
+{{TB|Oh, you'll learn to love the cage. Especially when the crowd gets rowdy.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Serious}}
 {{TB|Come on, Spiro! You gotta class this place up before a dame like Rita takes the stage.}}
@@ Line 99: / Line 99: @@
 {{TB|Hmm, what if we turned the basement downstairs into a speakeasy? That way I can keep the biker bar upstairs, and then downstairs can be the classiest joint in Springfield.}}
 {{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|We'll call it…Spiro's Gyros.}}
+{{TB|We'll call it...Spiro's Gyros.}}
 {{Tapped Out Rita LaFleur Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Spiro's Gyros?}}
@@ Line 213: / Line 213: @@
 {{TB|Your password is correct, man. Have a nice time.}}
 {{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
-{{TB|Next! Oh, uh…what was your name?}}
+{{TB|Next! Oh, uh...what was your name?}}
 {{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
 {{TB|Ramrod. Let us in.}}
@@ Line 240: / Line 240: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}breaks bottle over Quimby's head{{*}} Your head is my personal bottle opener!}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa and Rita LaFleur Icon|Singing Nervous}}
-{{TB|YOU'D BETTER CALL THE DOCTOR BEFORE WE EMBRACE…}}
+{{TB|YOU'D BETTER CALL THE DOCTOR BEFORE WE EMBRACE...}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Pained}}
-{{TB|Yes…please…I need a doctor.}}
+{{TB|Yes...please...I need a doctor.}}
 {{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}}}}