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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lisa Gets an F1|Night of the Living Wage}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} What do you mean I have to take the toys off our lawn? I didn&#039;t even know we...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Lisa Gets an F1|Night of the Living Wage}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} What do you mean I have to take the toys off our lawn? I didn't even know we had a homeowner's association.<br /> {{qf|Narrator}} In our modern world, true danger is rare. Yet, our Ice Age instincts remain... ever on high alert.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Fine. I'll pick up the toys when you take your [[Christmas]] decorations down, i.e. never!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} There is literally nothing to eat here.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} You know, there are some children in this world who don't have enough...<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Bored!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Bart, incredible news! You know how my dad got a job at the sports arena? They were changing the floor, and he got trapped between the hockey ice and the basketball court for two days.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Why did you sell me out?<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Great question. Why'd I do it, Mutilated [[Malibu Stacy]] with melted-on dog toy for head?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} My parenting group workshopped the most compassionate way for me to phrase this. Bart, you're a bad friend, and you're beyond hope. Be well.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} How dare she! After all the times we've let her... I'm just gonna say it... dweeb of a son dweeb it up in our house. Always making me watch him moonwalk, and if I don't clap, he hides in the bathroom. No one uninvites my son to the concert he's not allowed to go to.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Bad... mother?!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge is the greatest mother on Earth. She mothers circles around you freaky, attachment parenting, co-sleeping, co-bathing psychos!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Milhouse, don't feel bad about the bailing. Just feel happy that for a few days, I pretended to like you for your tickets.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, your primitive brain is running the show right now. One of your &quot;cubs,&quot; if you will, has been threatened, but in a 21st-century sort of way. In response, your body has entered a state of arousal called &quot;fight-or-flight.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I'm not in a state. These are my calm veins.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Rayshelle Peyton]]}} We have a motion from a concerned parent to ban all books about &quot;fallen women&quot; from the library. So, motion denied.<br /> {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} I'm pulling my boy from this school.<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} It didn't have to go down like this.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Evening, ma'am. What brings you here? Parking, I bet.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Homer, the mustache man who has every job says we need the app you used to buy the tickets.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I deleted that app the second I printed them out.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Can I download the app?<br /> {{qf|Raphael}} Well, you'll need his password.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, it's in my password wallet. But I deleted that, too.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Why do you keep deleting apps?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I like the way they jiggle in fear right before you drop the hammer.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} We're either leaving here in $50 T-shirts or handcuffs.<br /> {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Perhaps a third course of action will present itself?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh, sweetie, I'm so, so sorry. I've just been feeling the whole range of emotions: anger, rage, fury, even miffed. But I swear, it was all because I never want anything bad to ever happen to you.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I can handle bad. I can't handle losing the one good parent I've got.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Why couldn't you just let me invite Bart?<br /> {{qf|Luann}} Oh, honey, but think of how jealous and miserable he must be right now. Isn't that satisfying?<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} It mostly isn't. I know Bart's a bad influence, but he's the only kid who wants to influence me. He's all I got.<br /> <br /> {{Season 35|Q}}</div>

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