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|name = Christmas is Canceled<br />
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|level = 5<br />
|update = {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}}<br />
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}<br />
|characters = [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], {{TOCG|The Simpsons Family}}<br />
|optional = <br />
|previous = <br />
|next = <br />
|event = yes<br />
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'''Christmas is Canceled''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}} content update.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Intro ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}} <br />
{{TB|Homer! The Krusty Kristmas Special is starting, and we can’t get the new TV to work.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}} <br />
{{TB|Switch to HDMI 2. Or HDMI 5. It’s one of those.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}} <br />
{{TB|We tried both! You set up the TV wrong, genius.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}} <br />
{{TB|Aren’t you kids supposed to be good with technology? That’s the whole point of us making you.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} <br />
{{TB|This TV uses apps, right? Maybe if I download one…}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Horrified}} <br />
{{TB|For the love of God, don’t!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}} <br />
{{TB|“Downloading. Time remaining: one hour, fifty-three minutes.” Ew, boy.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}} <br />
{{TB|Homer set up the Internet wrong.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}} <br />
{{TB|It’s not my fault! I never asked to live in a smart home, surrounded by a million fragile devices I can’t, and/or won’t, learn to set up.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}} <br />
{{TB|Well, who needs TV? Maybe we can sit around and tell each other Christmas stories.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}} <br />
{{TB|…}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}} <br />
{{TB|Let’s try HDMI 4. That might work…}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|Who wants to go first?}} <br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After completing the Intro|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Once there was an old billionaire who loved nothing but money, and thought Christmas was a humbug.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Tell a Cliché Story|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}} <br />
{{TB|Wait. Is this a take on “[[A Christmas Carol]]”?}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|Well, I’m going to update it. I’ll make Mr. Burns the lead, and have all the ghosts and side characters played by Springfield regulars.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}} <br />
{{TB|Lisa, sweetie, if Daddy has to sit through one more adaptation of “A Christmas Carol”, Daddy will blow his brains all over the wall.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}} <br />
{{TB|You don’t want that for Daddy, do you?}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}} <br />
{{TB|Not really, no.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}} <br />
{{TB|Then let’s all agree, as a society, that “A Christmas Carol” is a lemon that’s been squeezed dry.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}} <br />
{{TB|It’s given up everything it has to offer, and should be fed into the disposal and obliterated from memory.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}} <br />
{{TB|Fine. I'll tell a different story.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} <br />
{{TB|Atta girl. And just a warning: at the mention of ghost one, or anything resembling a [[Tiny Tim]], I run screaming from the room. ‘Kay? Great.}} <br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
{{TOQNext|'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas|Intro}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{TOQPrev|'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas|6}}<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After completing {{TOQP|'Twas the Pageant Before Christmas|6}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}} <br />
{{TB|What a lovely, interesting, un-tedious story! Don’t you agree, Homer?}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}} <br />
{{TB|{{*}}banging on the TV* Work, damn you! Show me a show! I don’t care which one! Anything is better than this family sharing and caring!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}} <br />
{{TB|Homer!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}} <br />
{{TB|What? Oh, uh right. Loved your story, Lisa. Five stars. I laughed, I cried… I somehow got through it…}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}} <br />
{{TB|I’m afraid Dad is right, Lisa. Your story was objectively awful. Christmas may never recover.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}} <br />
{{TB|Like you could do better?}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} <br />
{{TB|Naturally. Because I know the three elements of a good story: action, violence, and mild cursing.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}} <br />
{{TB|Gather round, chumps, as I spin a tale of such Christmas delight, you’ll throw Lisa out on the street and forget she ever existed.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}} <br />
{{TB|Hmm. I hope it’s not THAT good.}} <br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|Between December 12, [[2018]] and January 2, [[2019]]|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scary Story}} <br />
{{TB|Like all good Christmas tales, ours opens in a small town, whose citizens are about to be plunged into a nightmare of blood-soaked gore.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}} <br />
{{TB|No gore!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}} <br />
{{TB|Don’t censor the boy, Marge. I’m sure the gore isn’t gratuitous. I’ve never been so sure about anything.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}} <br />
{{TB|No gore!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}} <br />
{{TB|You really know how to hamstring an artist, Mom.}} <br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Tell a Cliché Story|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scary Story}} <br />
{{TB|Terrorists have taken over a building downtown. The only hope? A rogue cop with a bad attitude.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}} <br />
{{TB|You're just ripping off “Die Hard”.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}} <br />
{{TB|It’s a reboot. That’s what creative people do -- take an old movie, remake it, and say it’s been “reimagined for a new generation”.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|My little man sounds just like [[J.J. Abrams]]!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}} <br />
{{TB|As I was saying… how many rules does this cop play by? How does “zero” sound, friend?}} <br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
{{TOQNext|A Savage Thaw|Intro}}<br />
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=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{TOQPrev|A Savage Thaw|6}}<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After completing {{TOQP|A Savage Thaw|6}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|{{*}}slow clap* Wow! What a story! I never could have predicted Officer Savage was a bad guy.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}} <br />
{{TB|That’s my point. There was nothing prior to the big reveal to indicate, however subtly, that--}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}} <br />
{{TB|Face it, Lisa. The public loved my story. And the ignorant masses are never wrong about these things.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}} <br />
{{TB|I don't know, that story was a little violent for me. There were so many car chases and explosions!}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}} <br />
{{TB|The bedrock of any great story is car chases and explosions. Aristotle said that.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Dreamy}} <br />
{{TB|What about a good romance? Everyone loves love.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}} <br />
{{TB|The trick is to find the right amount of nudity. Brief enough that it doesn’t damage the children, but long enough that I give a damn.}} <br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|Between December 19, [[2018]] and January 2, [[2019]]|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}} <br />
{{TB|Marge, you’ve been watching an awful lot of Hallmark Channel. Promise me this won’t be one of those boring, cookie-cutter holiday TV romances.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}} <br />
{{TB|“Boring”? What’s boring about watching C-list actors falling slowly in love over a surprise-free, two-hour slog?}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}} <br />
{{TB|I could have phrased that better…}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} <br />
{{TB|No, you’re right. Tell your story. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that marriage is a compromise.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|If there’s a second thing I’ve learned, it’s how to retreat into an interior fantasy world whenever things get dull around here.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy Tears}} <br />
{{TB|Awww, Homie.}} <br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
{{TOQNext|Paramours of Christmas Past|1}}<br />
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=== Pt. 6 ===<br />
{{TOQPrev|Paramours of Christmas Past|6}}<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After completing {{TOQP|Paramours of Christmas Past|6}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}} <br />
{{TB|Well, what did you all think of my story?}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Exhausted}} <br />
{{TB|{{*}}wakes up with a start* Is it over? Thank the Lord.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}} <br />
{{TB|{{*}}also waking* Bart! Show some respect for your mother’s riveting tale! Great story, Marge. Very suspenseful.}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon}} <br />
{{TB|{{*}}also waking* *sucking noises*}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}} <br />
{{TB|Did anyone NOT sleep through it? Lisa?}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sleeping}} <br />
{{TB|{{*}}snoring*}} <br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}} <br />
{{TB|All right, fine. Who thinks they can do better? Huh? Huh?}} <br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 7 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|Between December 26, [[2018]] and January 2, [[2019]]|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}<br />
{{TB|Everybody ready for MY story now? Then buckle up, ‘cause we are “go” for story, in three…two…one…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|What am I doing? I clean forgot -- in order to make up stories, you need an imagination.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I killed mine at the age of eighteen. A thousand beers and -- BOOM! That sucker was dead and buried.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Rest in peace, my creativity!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck* *begins to draw a picture*}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Look! Maggie's drawing something, I think SHE wants to tell a story!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|It looks like her block train!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Ooh! That’s how we’ll do this: Maggie, YOU make up the story and your father will translate!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
{{TOQNext|Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck|1}}<br />
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=== Pt. 8 ===<br />
{{TOQPrev|Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck|6}}<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After completing {{TOQP|Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck|6}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}ow* Marge, Maggie punched me!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck*}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}<br />
{{TB|That’s what you get for ending another Christmas story with a Homer/Marge make-out fest.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Duffman}}<br />
{{TB|…and remember folks -- the holidays is no time for moderation! Please drink Duff irresponsibly!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}screams* The TV is working again, oh thank goodness! Christmas is saved!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}unplugs TV* Not so fast! You didn't really think you'd sit around telling stories and leave out old Abe?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Hold tight to your cocoa, ‘cause I've got a lulu for ya!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make {{TOCG|The Simpsons Family|the Simpsons}} Escape Grampa's Storytelling|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|…and that’s how Eugene McCarthy saved Santa’s Workshop from the creeping threat of elf socialism.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Of course, the foiled Reds weren’t about to just sit on their heels. Which is why they put together the greatest baseball team in history, the 1958 Albany Commie Spies, led by a young me.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|Santa was fielding a pretty crackerjack squad himself. Mostly reindeer, but also the illegitimate half-elf son of Shoeless Joe Jackson.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|So, the World Series matchup was set…}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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