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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Chew It Over
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Wild West}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Gummy Joe]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Chew It Over''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Wild West}} content update. It requires [[Gummy Joe]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After obtaining Gummy Joe|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Dagnabbit! I'm looking at the sales figures for Toothless Joe Gum, and they're pathetic!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, we don't have as many kids in town as we used to.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I guess I'll have to find a new market.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Gummy Joe Chat Up Smokers|60 minutes|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, friend. You know, chewing gum is a great way to give up smoking!}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Why would I want to give up smoking?}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|Why, because it's bad for you!}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|It's literally the only thing I have in my life.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay, but…}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|I am totally devoid of other interests. Take smoking away, and I cease to exist.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Uh………….}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yeah, that shut you up, didn't it?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well I don't think smokers are interested in gum.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe I should focus on increasing impulse buys at checkout…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Gummy Joe Ask for Counter Space at the Checkout|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|Wouldn't a case of Toothless Joe Gum look dandy on your counter?}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|Moms see our motto -- “It's the Sugary-est!” -- and they can't say no.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|They trust that our gum is “Sugar to the Power of Tooth Decay.” Like it says on the package!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|High sugar content is the point-of-purchase kiss of death.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Why use sugar, when there are so many sweet-tasting carcinogenic substitutes?}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But without sugar, how will we eliminate unwanted teeth? We'll be going to dentists well into our thirties!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Why has the modern consumer forsaken my gum?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|No one eats candy by itself anymore. It's an INGREDIENT.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It goes INTO other things. As either a smoosh-, mix- or cram-in.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|We used to think that ice cream on its own tasted good. Now we know it's disgusting…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|…UNLESS, it has gummy worms, candy corn and jawbreakers floating in it.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Krusty Burger|6 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|You seem like a savvy business clown. How about putting some of my gum in your Ultimate All-American Krusty Shake?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|It's already GOT gum in it! Nicotine gum, so kids can't stop coming back.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Until your gum has 4mg of highly-addictive nicotine in it, quit wasting my time!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I know where I can put my sticks of dry, weirdly-powdery gum! In packs of baseball cards!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|What are baseball cards?}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Heh-heh. Something all boys love.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Come to think of it, what's baseball?}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|A nine-inning contest where a “batter” tries, but usually fails, to hit a ball.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sounds boring.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|It is. That's why you need free gum in the packs of cards!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Android's Dungeon|6 hours|the [[Android's Dungeon]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, but people only buy baseball cards today as an investment.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And by “people” I mean grown men of a certain skin pallor and waist size.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|You mean, fellas like you?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I would be a real catch in the baseball card crowd.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Not a pretty picture.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It looks like this is the end for Toothless Joe Gum.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'll just enjoy one more piece before I turn the page. Heck, let's make it a mission.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Gummy Joe Chew Toothless Joe Gum|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|You there! Gum merchant! How many boxes can you sell me?}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
{{TB|Uh… what do you need ‘em for?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Let's imagine there's a power plant. And in this power plant there's a hole -- a very large hole -- through which radioactive what-have-you is gushing.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Could millions of pieces of your gum be used to plug said hole?}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well heck yes they could!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Then make it quick. My employees are assembled and ready to begin chewing.}}
{{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Daggum! Looks like I'm back in business!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Wild West}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Chew It Over
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Gummy Joe Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Wild West}}
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 |characters = [[Gummy Joe]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 34: / Line 34: @@
 {{TB|It's literally the only thing I have in my life.}}
 {{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Okay, but…}}
+{{TB|Okay, but...}}
 {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
 {{TB|I am totally devoid of other interests. Take smoking away, and I cease to exist.}}
 {{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Uh………….}}
+{{TB|Uh.............}}
 {{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Yeah, that shut you up, didn't it?}}
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 {{TB|Well I don't think smokers are interested in gum.}}
 {{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
-{{TB|Maybe I should focus on increasing impulse buys at checkout…}}
+{{TB|Maybe I should focus on increasing impulse buys at checkout...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Gummy Joe Ask for Counter Space at the Checkout|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
 {{TB|Wouldn't a case of Toothless Joe Gum look dandy on your counter?}}
 {{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
-{{TB|Moms see our motto -- “It's the Sugary-est!” -- and they can't say no.}}
+{{TB|Moms see our motto -- "It's the Sugary-est!" -- and they can't say no.}}
 {{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|They trust that our gum is “Sugar to the Power of Tooth Decay.” Like it says on the package!}}
+{{TB|They trust that our gum is "Sugar to the Power of Tooth Decay." Like it says on the package!}}
 {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 {{TB|High sugar content is the point-of-purchase kiss of death.}}
@@ Line 77: / Line 77: @@
 {{TB|It goes INTO other things. As either a smoosh-, mix- or cram-in.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
-{{TB|We used to think that ice cream on its own tasted good. Now we know it's disgusting…}}
+{{TB|We used to think that ice cream on its own tasted good. Now we know it's disgusting...}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|…UNLESS, it has gummy worms, candy corn and jawbreakers floating in it.}}
+{{TB|...UNLESS, it has gummy worms, candy corn and jawbreakers floating in it.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Krusty Burger|6 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
@@ Line 102: / Line 102: @@
 {{TB|Come to think of it, what's baseball?}}
 {{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
-{{TB|A nine-inning contest where a “batter” tries, but usually fails, to hit a ball.}}
+{{TB|A nine-inning contest where a "batter" tries, but usually fails, to hit a ball.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Sounds boring.}}
@@ Line 111: / Line 111: @@
 {{TB|I'm sorry, but people only buy baseball cards today as an investment.}}
 {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|And by “people” I mean grown men of a certain skin pallor and waist size.}}
+{{TB|And by "people" I mean grown men of a certain skin pallor and waist size.}}
 {{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
 {{TB|You mean, fellas like you?}}
@@ Line 132: / Line 132: @@
 {{TB|You there! Gum merchant! How many boxes can you sell me?}}
 {{Tapped Out Gummy Joe Icon}}
-{{TB|Uh… what do you need ‘em for?}}
+{{TB|Uh... what do you need 'em for?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Let's imagine there's a power plant. And in this power plant there's a hole -- a very large hole -- through which radioactive what-have-you is gushing.}}