https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Caveman_on_a_Mission Caveman on a Mission - Revision history 2026-04-08T08:26:09Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Caveman_on_a_Mission&diff=1443385&oldid=prev SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (6) 2026-01-12T19:27:13Z <p>replaced: … → ... (6)</p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 19:27, January 12, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l20" >Line 20:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 20:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|{{*}}grunts{{*}} Boy! <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Bring…beer…Homer</del>.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|{{*}}grunts{{*}} Boy! <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Bring...beer...Homer</ins>.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|What's with the outfit and the speaking like an NFL player?}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|What's with the outfit and the speaking like an NFL player?}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l30" >Line 30:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 30:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Ha! Very cavemanly. Did you get your mani-pedi before or after you invented fire?}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Ha! Very cavemanly. 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Stupid lazy <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">mill...mall... mell...milenimals</ins>!}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|&quot;Millennials&quot;?}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|&quot;Millennials&quot;?}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l55" >Line 55:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 55:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Okay, I will. But first: a snack!}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Okay, I will. 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It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Better Late Than Forever}} content update. It requires [[Caveman Homer]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}grunts{{*}} Boy! Bring…beer…Homer.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}<br /> {{TB|What's with the outfit and the speaking like an NFL player?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|I'm embracing my animal nature and getting what I want by threatening to hit people with my club. {{*}}waves club menacingly{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Pained}}<br /> {{TB|OW! Splinter.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}<br /> {{TB|Ha! Very cavemanly. Did you get your mani-pedi before or after you invented fire?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|Shut up, there's nothing wrong with proper cuticle hygiene! Stupid lazy mill…mall… mell…milenimals!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}<br /> {{TB|&quot;Millennials&quot;?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Smug}}<br /> {{TB|Close, sweetie! It's pronounced &quot;milenimals&quot;. I should know. I'm a baby bopper.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Make Fun of Homer's Cavemanliness|4 hours|a [[Cave Wall]], [[Cave Drawing]], [[Bear Cave]], {{Moe's Cavern}}, [[Curvaceous Cave]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Caveman Homer Complain About &quot;Milenimals&quot;|4 hours|a [[Cave Wall]], [[Cave Drawing]], [[Bear Cave]], {{Moe's Cavern}}, [[Curvaceous Cave]], or [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}<br /> {{TB|If you're such a cave guy now, why are you lounging around at home on the sofa? You're supposed to hunt mammoths, not turn into one.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Hunting sounds tiring. Boy, fetch me some food.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|We don't have any food, because you never go hunting!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|Explain.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|JUST GO HUNT SOMETHING.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Okay, I will. But first: a snack!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|…}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Challenge Homer's Cavemanhood|4 hours|a [[Cave Wall]], [[Cave Drawing]], [[Bear Cave]], {{Moe's Cavern}}, [[Curvaceous Cave]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Caveman Homer Hunt for His Supper|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}<br /> {{TB|So what's for dinner, mighty hunter, besides shame and failure?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Scratched Sad}}<br /> {{TB|If you look in my back, we might have some tiger fangs you can suck on.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Clubbing baby animals isn't the only way cavemen proved their manliness! They also invented stuff.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}<br /> {{TB|My vote is deodorant.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|Why you little—!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}<br /> {{TB|Are you even smart enough to invent something the original cavemen figured out?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Of course I am! I'll reinvent the most famous invention of them all: the whale!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|You mean the wheel?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|It's a good thing you just corrected me, 'cause we were about to get really wet.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Caveman Homer Reinvent the Wheel|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}<br /> {{TB|For a guy at your weight, I thought &quot;round&quot; would be within your skill set.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Honestly, so did I.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 4 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}<br /> {{TB|Hey, Homer, you wanna go waste time at Moe's?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Not now, Barney. I'm reinventing stuff to prove I'm the best caveman.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Look! I reinvented pottery.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|No, you didn't. Those are Mom's vases that you emptied and put out on the lawn.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}<br /> {{TB|Not only could you NOT reinvent the wheel, you couldn't even reinvent pants!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|This loincloth is historically accurate!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah, well your thighs are historically chubby.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|Why you little—! {{*}}throws rock at Bart{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}rock misses Bart, rolls across the lawn and knocks over a vase{{*}} You have primitive aim, too.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Continue to Enrage Homer|4 hours|a [[Cave Wall]], [[Cave Drawing]], [[Bear Cave]], {{Moe's Cavern}}, [[Curvaceous Cave]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Caveman Homer Throw Rocks at Bart|4 hours|a [[Cave Wall]], [[Cave Drawing]], [[Bear Cave]], {{Moe's Cavern}}, [[Curvaceous Cave]], or [[Simpson House]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Barney Be Amazed at Homer's Invention|4 hours|a [[Cave Wall]], [[Cave Drawing]], [[Bear Cave]], {{Moe's Cavern}}, [[Curvaceous Cave]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Barney]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|WHOA! You totally invented caveman bowling!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Hey, I guess I did! You take a turn.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|These rocks don't actually roll all that great. Maybe you could make them rounder. How hard could that be?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Embarrassed}}<br /> {{TB|Uh, you might be surprised. Say, how about we just go to the alley and roll some normal bowling balls.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Okay. Are you gonna change clothes first?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Caveman Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Are you kidding? This is the first time in years I haven't been chafed.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/Better Late Than Forever}}</div> Solar Dragon