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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Many Saints of Springfield|Bartless}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Carl_Carlson" title="Carl Carlson">Carl Carlson</a>}} Uh, guys, this has been fun, but, uh, bowling season starts in a week....&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Many Saints of Springfield|Bartless}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Uh, guys, this has been fun, but, uh, bowling season starts in a week. I didn't think this was physically possible, but we're not even in bowling shape.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Naima]]}} Whoa, now, that is some serious belly bling.<br /> {{qf|Carl}} Oh, this? I needed something to hold up my pants, so I immediately thought: Belt.<br /> {{qf|Naima}} Thank you for walking me through that.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Carl}} Uh, guys, I just met the one. The one person here willing to go out on a date with me.<br /> {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Wow, way to go.<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[sing-songy]'' Someone's not gonna die alone.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} So that's why you abandoned us and made us lose to the worst team in the league.<br /> {{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} Good game. Bitches.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Carl}} What if she doesn't think I'm, you know, &quot;Pepa&quot; enough?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, I get it, like {{W|Peppa Pig}}.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Barber}} So, which one of these is you?<br /> {{qf|Carl}} I have no idea.<br /> {{qf|Barber}} Got it. &quot;The Identity Crisis,&quot; number seven.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Carl}} Let's find the outfit that'll make Naima look at me the way that Marge looks at you.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Worried?<br /> {{qf|Carl}} Blindly in love.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Naima}} So, tell me about you. You know, like, what are you into besides bowling?<br /> {{qf|Carl}} ''[thinking]'' Don't talk about [[Moe's]]. Don't talk about Moe's. ''[shouting]'' Lenny!<br /> {{qf|Naima}} Who's Lenny?<br /> {{qf|Carl}} Ah, just my friend from Moe's.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Naima}} I see you're into the Black Panthers.<br /> {{qf|Carl}} Oh, yeah. Totally. Wakanda Forever.<br /> {{qf|Naima}} No, [[Huey P. Newton]], the guy that's on your shirt.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Carl}} I've always felt like an outsider... Not Icelandic enough, not Black enough. I mean, hey, sure, I'm barfly enough, but that's not enough.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Carl}} You guys had the same idea as me. You're the best friends a guy with no sense of self can have!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Carl}} Dr. Gates, you're a national treasure.<br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Henry Louis Gates Jr.}}}} Please, at best I'm a regional treasure.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Dr. Gates}} Tell my next guest he's bumped.<br /> {{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} ''[looking at his family history book]'' Ah, it's probably for the best.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Carl}} I'm a Black cowboy.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Uh, that's great, Carl, but does that mean you're qualified to be doing this?<br /> {{qf|Lenny}} Yeah, what the hell are you doing?<br /> {{qf|Carl}} What I was born to do.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Get killed by a 2,000-pound super cow?<br /> <br /> {{Season 34|Q}}</div>

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