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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Career Aspirations
|image =
|level = 35
|update = {{TOCU|Level 35}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Homer]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]]
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|For the Love of Marge|4}}
|next =
}}

'''Career Aspirations''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 35}} content update. It unlocks the [[DMV]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Don’t you she-trolls have anywhere else to be?}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, Chunky Cheese. There’s no DMV anymore, so we don’t have jobs.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|That’s right, so we're just going to hang out all day and-- Hey, where’d he go?}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|There, through that Homer-shaped hole in the wall. Weird to see the Crisco Kid move so fast.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, it's like watching a walrus juggle.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|I wonder what he was in such a hurry to do.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Build the DMV". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[DMV]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Back at the DMV. Let the slow dying begin.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, there were parts of this job we loved. Like that time the line stretched out the door while you stood at your window stapling papers.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|I am pretty proud of that.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Everyone in line was fuming! You wouldn’t even make eye-contact.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|I ran out of staples in the first minute, but I “stapled” ‘til my lunch-break. That was pure sense-memory acting.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|A lot of people don’t realize -- a big part of this job is mental.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Patty Work at the DMV" and "Make Selma Work at the DMV". The tasks take place at the [[DMV]] and take 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Next!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Finally! This line is so long! Let’s get this done quickly -- Mr. Burns is already gonna kill me.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|This is gonna be a gooooood day!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge! Where’s my driver’s license?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|How would I know?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Because you know where everything is. Remember when I couldn't find my sandwich last week?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I happened to see it in the soap dish when I was cleaning the shower.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Please help me find my license! My wallet feels so naked without it.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Sure. It’ll give me an excuse to take the couch pillows off and put them back again.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|It makes me feel like I work in a couch pillow factory!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We all have our little fantasies!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Marge Look for Homer's License". The task takes place at the [[Simpson House]] and takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I found your license, Homie, but it’s expired. You’ll have to renew it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Eh, what’s the point? Nobody drives here anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Well, you’d need it if we were at a bar and wanted to order a-- Hey, where'd he go?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Now there are two Homer-shaped holes in the wall!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Selma! Look who’s stumbled into our web!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I’m here to renew my license.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|You were right, Patty. Combining our birthday wishes made it come true!}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|He’s ours to torture for as long as we want!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Will you two Lady Shreks just get on with it.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Homer Take Driver Training". The task takes place at the [[DMV]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Congratulations, Fat Boy Fat, you’ve passed your four hour road test.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I’m pretty sure the officially sanctioned road test does not include driving back and forth in front of your ex-boyfriend’s house.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|You should be glad that I give extra credit for throwing rocks at his window because you suck at parallel parking.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Finally out of that car! Both of you blowing smoke in my face… *coughs* I think you gave me asthma.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Great. The one thing I had going for me was my sexy, clear airways.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Relax, Lard Hamilton, I’ll show you how to fix that.}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Cross your eyes. Now let your mouth go slack until a little bit of drool dribbles out… Perfect!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What was that flash?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You took my license photo?! C'mon, take a non-drooly one!}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, it’s time for our break.}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Patty Take a Smoke Break" and "Make Selma Take a Smoke Break". The tasks take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Level 31-35}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Career Aspirations
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Patty Sidebar.png|x100px]][[File:Tapped Out Marge Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br>[[File:Tapped Out Homer Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 35
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 35}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 8: @@
 |characters = [[Homer]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]]
 |optional =
 |previous = {{TOQP|For the Love of Marge|4}}
 |next = {{TOQP|Up In Smoke|1}}
@@ Line 15: / Line 18: @@
 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}

@@ Line 29: / Line 29: @@
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
 {{TB|I wonder what he was in such a hurry to do.}}
-{{THT|'''Task:''' "Build the DMV". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build the DMV|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|'''Build:''' [[DMV]]|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 49: / Line 49: @@
 {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
 {{TB|A lot of people don't realize -- a big part of this job is mental.}}
-{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Patty Work at the DMV" and "Make Selma Work at the DMV". The tasks take place at the [[DMV]] and take 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Patty Work at the DMV|8 hours|the [[DMV]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Selma Work at the DMV|8 hours|the [[DMV]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
 {{TB|Next!}}
@@ Line 78: / Line 78: @@
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|We all have our little fantasies!}}
-{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Marge Look for Homer's License". The task takes place at the [[Simpson House]] and takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Look for Homer's License|12 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 {{TB|I found your license, Homie, but it's expired. You'll have to renew it.}}
@@ Line 103: / Line 103: @@
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Will you two Lady Shreks just get on with it.}}
-{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Homer Take Driver Training". The task takes place at the [[DMV]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Take Driver Training|4 hours|the [[DMV]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
 {{TB|Congratulations, Fat Boy Fat, you've passed your four hour road test.}}
@@ Line 130: / Line 130: @@
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
 {{TB|Sorry, it's time for our break.}}
-{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Patty Take a Smoke Break" and "Make Selma Take a Smoke Break". The tasks take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Patty Take a Smoke Break|24 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Selma Take a Smoke Break|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Level 31-35}}

@@ Line 18: / Line 18: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Don’t you she-trolls have anywhere else to be?}}
+{{TB|Don't you she-trolls have anywhere else to be?}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
-{{TB|Sorry, Chunky Cheese. There’s no DMV anymore, so we don’t have jobs.}}
+{{TB|Sorry, Chunky Cheese. There's no DMV anymore, so we don't have jobs.}}
 {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
-{{TB|That’s right, so we're just going to hang out all day and-- Hey, where’d he go?}}
+{{TB|That's right, so we're just going to hang out all day and-- Hey, where'd he go?}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
 {{TB|There, through that Homer-shaped hole in the wall. Weird to see the Crisco Kid move so fast.}}
@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 {{TB|I am pretty proud of that.}}
 {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
-{{TB|Everyone in line was fuming! You wouldn’t even make eye-contact.}}
+{{TB|Everyone in line was fuming! You wouldn't even make eye-contact.}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
-{{TB|I ran out of staples in the first minute, but I “stapled” ‘til my lunch-break. That was pure sense-memory acting.}}
+{{TB|I ran out of staples in the first minute, but I "stapled" 'til my lunch-break. That was pure sense-memory acting.}}
 {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
-{{TB|A lot of people don’t realize -- a big part of this job is mental.}}
+{{TB|A lot of people don't realize -- a big part of this job is mental.}}
 {{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Patty Work at the DMV" and "Make Selma Work at the DMV". The tasks take place at the [[DMV]] and take 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
 {{TB|Next!}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
-{{TB|Finally! This line is so long! Let’s get this done quickly -- Mr. Burns is already gonna kill me.}}
+{{TB|Finally! This line is so long! Let's get this done quickly -- Mr. Burns is already gonna kill me.}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
 {{TB|This is gonna be a gooooood day!}}
@@ Line 63: / Line 63: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Marge! Where’s my driver’s license?}}
+{{TB|Marge! Where's my driver's license?}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 {{TB|How would I know?}}
@@ Line 73: / Line 73: @@
 {{TB|Please help me find my license! My wallet feels so naked without it.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|Sure. It’ll give me an excuse to take the couch pillows off and put them back again.}}
+{{TB|Sure. It'll give me an excuse to take the couch pillows off and put them back again.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 {{TB|It makes me feel like I work in a couch pillow factory!}}
@@ Line 80: / Line 80: @@
 {{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Marge Look for Homer's License". The task takes place at the [[Simpson House]] and takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|I found your license, Homie, but it’s expired. You’ll have to renew it.}}
+{{TB|I found your license, Homie, but it's expired. You'll have to renew it.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Eh, what’s the point? Nobody drives here anymore.}}
+{{TB|Eh, what's the point? Nobody drives here anymore.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, you’d need it if we were at a bar and wanted to order a-- Hey, where'd he go?}}
+{{TB|Well, you'd need it if we were at a bar and wanted to order a-- Hey, where'd he go?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Now there are two Homer-shaped holes in the wall!}}
@@ Line 94: / Line 94: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
-{{TB|Selma! Look who’s stumbled into our web!}}
+{{TB|Selma! Look who's stumbled into our web!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|I’m here to renew my license.}}
+{{TB|I'm here to renew my license.}}
 {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
 {{TB|You were right, Patty. Combining our birthday wishes made it come true!}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
-{{TB|He’s ours to torture for as long as we want!}}
+{{TB|He's ours to torture for as long as we want!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Will you two Lady Shreks just get on with it.}}
 {{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Homer Take Driver Training". The task takes place at the [[DMV]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
-{{TB|Congratulations, Fat Boy Fat, you’ve passed your four hour road test.}}
+{{TB|Congratulations, Fat Boy Fat, you've passed your four hour road test.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|I’m pretty sure the officially sanctioned road test does not include driving back and forth in front of your ex-boyfriend’s house.}}
+{{TB|I'm pretty sure the officially sanctioned road test does not include driving back and forth in front of your ex-boyfriend's house.}}
 {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
 {{TB|You should be glad that I give extra credit for throwing rocks at his window because you suck at parallel parking.}}
@@ Line 117: / Line 117: @@
 {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Finally out of that car! Both of you blowing smoke in my face… *coughs* I think you gave me asthma.}}
+{{TB|Finally out of that car! Both of you blowing smoke in my face... {{*}}coughs{{*}} I think you gave me asthma.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Great. The one thing I had going for me was my sexy, clear airways.}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
-{{TB|Relax, Lard Hamilton, I’ll show you how to fix that.}}
+{{TB|Relax, Lard Hamilton, I'll show you how to fix that.}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
-{{TB|Cross your eyes. Now let your mouth go slack until a little bit of drool dribbles out… Perfect!}}
+{{TB|Cross your eyes. Now let your mouth go slack until a little bit of drool dribbles out... Perfect!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|What was that flash?}}
@@ Line 129: / Line 129: @@
 {{TB|You took my license photo?! C'mon, take a non-drooly one!}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
-{{TB|Sorry, it’s time for our break.}}
+{{TB|Sorry, it's time for our break.}}
 {{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Patty Take a Smoke Break" and "Make Selma Take a Smoke Break". The tasks take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}