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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Card Handy
|image =
|level = 60
|update = {{TOCU|Level 60}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Marge]], [[Bart]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Lisa]], [[Wiggum]], [[Homer]], [[Wise Guy]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next = [[Googolplex Grand Opening]]
}}

'''Card Handy''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 60}} content update. It unlocks [[Wise Guy]], the [[Googolplex]], and the [[Homerlayas]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After reaching Level 60|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Congratulations, you have reached the final level of The Simpsons Tapped Out.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|About twenty levels too late, if you ask me.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I checked out when they introduced [[Bernice Hibbert]] as a "major character."}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Aren't you at all upset, Bart?! No more levels! The game's basically over!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Pfft, it ain't over till the donuts stop flowing.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build the [[Googolplex]]|24 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Cancel Plans for Her Giant Level 75 Party|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Wise Guy]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|So who's gonna be the final character introduced in Tapped Out?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|I bet they've been saving somebody really special for last!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Then you bet right! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the last Tapped Out character ever… uh, this guy!}}
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Grinning}}
{{TB|Hey, pallies!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Okay, now they're just making up characters.}}
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon}}
{{TB|No, I'm the wise guy! I've been in like seventy episodes! Also I played one of the bears in the Maggie event.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Can we just say that 59 was the last level?}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Lose the Bet on the Final Character|3 hours|the [[Googolplex]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Ever since we announced this is the last level, you've been flooding us with emails. So we thought we'd take a moment to answer some of your questions.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|“Dear Tapped Out: Will I get a refund for my unused donuts?”}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Of course. Each donut will be refunded for its actual real-world value: zero.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Or you can use them to buy fun premium stuff!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|All of which also has a real-world value of zero.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|“Dear Tapped Out, does this mean I can finally stop playing?”}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Sure. While you're at it, you should also stop drinking, gambling and chewing nicotine gum.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Then you can sit back proudly with all the money you've saved, and be REALLY REALLY bored.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Delete Fan Mail|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|So Homer, if you could do it all over again and build the town from scratch, would you do anything different?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|You know, there IS one thing I'd change. It's my biggest regret. If I could do it all over again, I'd--}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|Oh who am I kidding? No one's still reading this stuff. No one was EVER reading this.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|The text in this game is just a mini-game, to see how fast you can tap to get through it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|It doesn't matter what we say. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|But blah blah blah blah blah.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You're right. I will!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah|12 hours|the [[Writers Building]], [[Sir Putt-A-Lot's]], [[Just Rainsticks]], [[Municipal House of Pancakes]], or [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|So you're the sarcastic wise guy, eh?}}
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Yup.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Doesn't seem too sarcastic to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Grinning}}
{{TB|That's because I'm soooooo excited for how amazing this last level's gonna be!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Really? It is?}}
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yeah, it's going to be as memorable as I am!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|I think you might be joking.}}
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, really! I've done such unforgettable jobs as security guard, arcade proprietor, even the cameraman.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Wise Guy Do Odd Jobs|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Wise Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|After years waiting to get in this game, THIS is my big moment? I'm barely even in this update!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Please, that was the longest line you've ever spoken.}}
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hey, I'm an important character.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hahaha, that's a good one. You're finally being sarcastic! It's nice to see you spreading some cheer.}}
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah, cheer. I'm gonna spread a little cheer…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Wise Guy Spread Some "Cheer"|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Dad, why are you burning all of your premium donuts???}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|To get the sugar. Now that there's no more levels, the sugar's worth more than the donuts.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa! The levels might be over, but the game isn't.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Blort}}
{{TB|Duh-wahhhh? What do you mean?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|There will still be regular updates featuring new characters and buildings. But everyone will get to play them at once, no matter what level they've reached!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Blort}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Pretty good idea, huh?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I think it's great. We can finally take the game back from the 1%!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|The 1%?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|The 1% of gamers who actually bother to play past Level 15. This new system will even the playing field!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|And best of all, the new levels will be subsidized for poorer players by a tax on the highest level players!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Pay $1000 Tax to be Given to Lower Level Players|2 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Wise Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Tapped Out players: please be advised that the part in the last scene about taxing higher level players was a joke. You've been given your $1,000 back.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|Ha! I knew this whole thing was a hoax! It was probably the April Fool's update that accidentally got released early. Or late. What month is this?}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, the level updates ending wasn't a hoax. There really won't be any more. You'll still be able to “level up,” but you won't get any new buildings or characters by doing so.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|So there are still “levels”… but all they are is a meaningless number?}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|That's right. And as a sign of gratitude, you'll also get a small prize.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS GAME!}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|You have been awarded a massive monument of Homer for completing the first 60 levels of Tapped Out.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS GAME!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Place the [[Homerlayas]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|As thanks for his help rebuilding our town, Homer's face will be forever carved into the mountains above Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Woohoo!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|But what about the environmental effects of carving the mountains? There could be an endangered species up there!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|You know Lisa, er uh, we were thinking of putting your face up there too.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Really? Now that I think about it, I bet endangered animals would like living on carved mountains.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Level up enough to unlock the entire family!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Level 56-60}}

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 {{Table|
 {{THT|After reaching Level 60|colspan=2}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Congratulations, you have reached the final level of The Simpsons Tapped Out.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
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 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
 {{TB|THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS GAME!}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|You have been awarded a massive monument of Homer for completing the first 60 levels of Tapped Out.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|Really? Now that I think about it, I bet endangered animals would like living on carved mountains.}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Level up enough to unlock the entire family!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Card Handy
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Wise Guy Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 60
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 60}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Marge]], [[Bart]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Lisa]], [[Wiggum]], [[Homer]], [[Wise Guy]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next = [[Googolplex Grand Opening]]

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 {{TB|I bet they've been saving somebody really special for last!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Then you bet right! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the last Tapped Out character ever… uh, this guy!}}
+{{TB|Then you bet right! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the last Tapped Out character ever... uh, this guy!}}
 {{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Grinning}}
 {{TB|Hey, pallies!}}
@@ Line 59: / Line 59: @@
 {{TB|Ever since we announced this is the last level, you've been flooding us with emails. So we thought we'd take a moment to answer some of your questions.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
-{{TB|“Dear Tapped Out: Will I get a refund for my unused donuts?”}}
+{{TB|"Dear Tapped Out: Will I get a refund for my unused donuts?"}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
 {{TB|Of course. Each donut will be refunded for its actual real-world value: zero.}}
@@ Line 67: / Line 67: @@
 {{TB|All of which also has a real-world value of zero.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
-{{TB|“Dear Tapped Out, does this mean I can finally stop playing?”}}
+{{TB|"Dear Tapped Out, does this mean I can finally stop playing?"}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
 {{TB|Sure. While you're at it, you should also stop drinking, gambling and chewing nicotine gum.}}
@@ Line 132: / Line 132: @@
 {{TB|Hahaha, that's a good one. You're finally being sarcastic! It's nice to see you spreading some cheer.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Yeah, cheer. I'm gonna spread a little cheer…}}
+{{TB|Yeah, cheer. I'm gonna spread a little cheer...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Wise Guy Spread Some "Cheer"|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|Ha! I knew this whole thing was a hoax! It was probably the April Fool's update that accidentally got released early. Or late. What month is this?}}
 {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
-{{TB|Actually, the level updates ending wasn't a hoax. There really won't be any more. You'll still be able to “level up,” but you won't get any new buildings or characters by doing so.}}
+{{TB|Actually, the level updates ending wasn't a hoax. There really won't be any more. You'll still be able to "level up," but you won't get any new buildings or characters by doing so.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|So there are still “levels”… but all they are is a meaningless number?}}
+{{TB|So there are still "levels"... but all they are is a meaningless number?}}
 {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 {{TB|That's right. And as a sign of gratitude, you'll also get a small prize.}}