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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer's Barbershop Quartet|Homer Goes to College}}
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh my god, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh my god, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's {{Ch|Dennis the Menace}}.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's {{Ch|Dennis the Menace}}.
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 :''[the family discusses who would want to kill Bart]''
-:'''[[Abraham Simpson]]:''' I say we call [[Ben Matlock|Matlock]]. He'll find the culprit. It's probably that evil Gavin McLeod, or George "Goober" Lindsey.
+{{qf|[[Abraham Simpson]]}} I say we call [[Ben Matlock|Matlock]]. He'll find the culprit. It's probably that evil Gavin McLeod, or George "Goober" Lindsey.
-:'''Bart:''' Grampa, Matlock's not real.
+{{qf|Bart}} Grampa, Matlock's not real.
-:'''Grampa:''' Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob... if someone cuts it off and smooshes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob... if someone cuts it off and smooshes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!
 ----
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' ''[to Bart]'' I checked around. The girls are calling you "Fatty Fat Fat Fat", and [[Nelson]]'s planning to pull down your pants, but... nobody's trying to kill ya.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} ''[to Bart]'' I checked around. The girls are calling you "Fatty Fat Fat Fat", and [[Nelson]]'s planning to pull down your pants, but... nobody's trying to kill ya.
 ----
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' I'd like to help you, ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I'd like to help you, ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I'm pretty sure there is.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm pretty sure there is.
-:'''Wiggum:''' Ha! The day I take cop lessons from Ma Kettle...
+{{qf|Wiggum}} Ha! The day I take cop lessons from Ma Kettle...
-:'''[[Lou]]:''' ''[with a law book]'' Uh, hey, she's right, Chief.
+{{qf|[[Lou]]}} ''[with a law book]'' Uh, hey, she's right, Chief.
-:'''Wiggum:''' Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for gambling purposes.
+{{qf|Wiggum}} Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for gambling purposes.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, I figured it out. Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, I figured it out. Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
-:'''Bart:''' {{W|Linda Lavin}}?
+{{qf|Bart}} {{W|Linda Lavin}}?
-:'''Lisa:''' No, someone who didn't deserve it.
+{{qf|Lisa}} No, someone who didn't deserve it.
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-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' [[Sideshow Bob]] has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum".
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} [[Sideshow Bob]] has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum".
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-:'''[[Blue-haired lawyer]]:''' Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
+{{qf|[[Blue-haired lawyer]]}} Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hell hole?
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hell hole?
-:'''Parole officer:''' Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hell hole" when you could have said "peepee-soaked heck hole".
+{{qf|Parole officer}} Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hell hole" when you could have said "peepee-soaked heck hole".
-:'''Bob:''' Cheerfully withdrawn.
+{{qf|Bob}} Cheerfully withdrawn.
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-:'''Blue-haired lawyer:''' But isn't it true that you have the words 'Die, Bart, Die' tattooed across your chest?
+{{qf|Blue-haired lawyer}} But isn't it true that you have the words 'Die, Bart, Die' tattooed across your chest?
-:'''Sideshow Bob:''' Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'.
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'.
-:'''Official:''' No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
+{{qf|Official}} No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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-:'''Marge:''' You awful man! Stay away from my son!
+{{qf|Marge}} You awful man! Stay away from my son!
-:'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''[menacing]'' Oh, I'll stay away from your son all right. Stay away... forever!
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} ''[menacing]'' Oh, I'll stay away from your son all right. Stay away... forever!
-:'''Homer:''' ''[scared]'' Oh no!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[scared]'' Oh no!
-:'''Bob:''' Wait a minute, that's no good.
+{{qf|Bob}} Wait a minute, that's no good.
 :''[Bob grumbles to himself and starts to walk away, but then comes back]''
-:'''Bob:''' Wait! I've got a good one now! Marge, say "stay away from my son" again!
+{{qf|Bob}} Wait! I've got a good one now! Marge, say "stay away from my son" again!
-:'''Marge:''' No!
+{{qf|Marge}} No!
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-:'''[[Witness relocation man 1]]:''' Tell you what, sir, from now on you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at [[Terror Lake]]. Let's just practice a bit, hm?
+{{qf|[[Witness relocation man 1]]}} Tell you what, sir, from now on you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at [[Terror Lake]]. Let's just practice a bit, hm?
 :''[Homer nods]''
-:'''Witness relocation man 1:''' When I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson", you'll say "Hi".
+{{qf|Witness relocation man 1}} When I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson", you'll say "Hi".
-:'''Homer:''' Check.
+{{qf|Homer}} Check.
-:'''Witness relocation man 1:''' Hello, Mr. Thompson.
+{{qf|Witness relocation man 1}} Hello, Mr. Thompson.
 :''[Homer stares blankly and says nothing]''
-:'''Witness relocation man 1:''' Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
+{{qf|Witness relocation man 1}} Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
-:'''Homer:''' I gotcha.
+{{qf|Homer}} I gotcha.
-:'''Witness relocation man 1:''' Hello, Mr. Thompson.
+{{qf|Witness relocation man 1}} Hello, Mr. Thompson.
 :''[Homer stares blankly again and says nothing. Time passes and everyone looks tired, as if they've been at this for quite a while]''
-:'''Witness relocation man 1:''' ''[groans]'' Now, when I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
+{{qf|Witness relocation man 1}} ''[groans]'' Now, when I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
-:'''Homer:''' No problem.
+{{qf|Homer}} No problem.
-:'''Witness relocation man 1:''' ''[stepping repeatedly on Homer's foot]'' Hello, Mr. Thompson.
+{{qf|Witness relocation man 1}} ''[stepping repeatedly on Homer's foot]'' Hello, Mr. Thompson.
 :''[Homer stares blankly at him then turns to [[Witness relocation man 2|the other agent]]]''
-:'''Homer:''' ''[whispering loudly]'' I think he's talking to you.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[whispering loudly]'' I think he's talking to you.
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-:'''Sideshow Bob:''' Hello Bart!
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Hello Bart!
-:'''Bart:''' Mom, Dad!
+{{qf|Bart}} Mom, Dad!
-:'''Sideshow Bob:''' Your family can't help you now.
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Your family can't help you now.
 :''[The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up]''
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[seeing Homer asleep with some drool]'' Oh no! Dad's been drugged!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[seeing Homer asleep with some drool]'' Oh no! Dad's been drugged!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' ''[annoyed]'' No, he hasn't!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[annoyed]'' No, he hasn't!
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-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under arrest!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under arrest!
-:'''Sideshow Bob:''' By Lucifer's beard!
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} By Lucifer's beard!
-:'''Wiggum:''' Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel.
+{{qf|Wiggum}} Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel.
-:'''Bart:''' I knew I had to buy some time, so I asked him to sing the score from the "H.M.S. Pinafore".
+{{qf|Bart}} I knew I had to buy some time, so I asked him to sing the score from the "H.M.S. Pinafore".
-:'''Homer:''' Ooh. A plan fiendishly clever in its in-tric-acies.
+{{qf|Homer}} Ooh. A plan fiendishly clever in its in-tric-acies.
-:'''Bart:''' Take him away, boys.
+{{qf|Bart}} Take him away, boys.
-:'''Wiggum:''' Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
+{{qf|Wiggum}} Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
-:'''Lou:''' What'd you say, chief?
+{{qf|Lou}} What'd you say, chief?
-:'''Wiggum:''' Do what the kid says.
+{{qf|Wiggum}} Do what the kid says.
 {{Season 5|Q}}

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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh my god, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for [[Bart]].
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh my god, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
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-:'''Bart:''' Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's {{Ch|Dennis the Menace}}.
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's {{Ch|Dennis the Menace}}.
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 :''[the family discusses who would want to kill Bart]''
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 :'''Wiggum:''' Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for gambling purposes.
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-:'''Lisa:''' Bart, I figured it out. Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, I figured it out. Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
 :'''Bart:''' {{W|Linda Lavin}}?
 :'''Lisa:''' No, someone who didn't deserve it.
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 :'''[[Blue-haired lawyer]]:''' Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
-:'''Sideshow Bob:''' Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hell hole?
+:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hell hole?
 :'''Parole officer:''' Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hell hole" when you could have said "peepee-soaked heck hole".
 :'''Bob:''' Cheerfully withdrawn.

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 :'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh my god, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for [[Bart]].
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-:'''Bart:''' Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's [[Dennis the Menace]].
+:'''Bart:''' Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's {{Ch|Dennis the Menace}}.
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 :''[the family discusses who would want to kill Bart]''

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 :'''Sideshow Bob:''' By Lucifer's beard!
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 :'''Bart:''' I knew I had to buy some time, so I asked him to sing the score from the "H.M.S. Pinafore".
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-:'''Blue-Haired Lawyer''': "But isn't it true that you have the words 'Die, Bart, Die' tattooed across your chest?"
+:'''[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]:''' But isn't it true that you have the words 'Die, Bart, Die' tattooed across your chest?
-:'''Bob''': "Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'."
+:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'.
-:'''Official''': "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
+:'''Official:''' No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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-:'''Sideshow Bob: "'''Hello Bart!"
+:'''Sideshow Bob:''' Hello Bart!
-:'''Bart: "'''Mom, Dad!"
+:'''Bart:''' Mom, Dad!
-:'''Sideshow Bob: "'''Your family can't help you now."
+:'''Sideshow Bob:''' Your family can't help you now.
-:''(The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up)''
+:''[The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up]''
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': ''(seeing Homer asleep with some drool)'' "OH NO! Dad's been drugged!"
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[seeing Homer asleep with some drool]'' "OH NO! Dad's been drugged!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': ''(annoyed)'' "No, he hasn't!"
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' ''[annoyed]'' No, he hasn't!
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-: '''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': "Now, Bart, any last requests?"
+:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Now, Bart, any last requests?
-: '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': ''(sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time)'' "Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it."
+:'''[[Bart Simpson]]:''' ''[sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time]'' Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it.
-: '''Sideshow Bob''': "No, go on."
+:'''Sideshow Bob:''' No, go on.
-: '''Bart Simpson''': "It's just that you have such a beautiful voice..."
+:'''Bart Simpson:''' It's just that you have such a beautiful voice...
-: '''Sideshow Bob''': "Guilty as charged."
+:'''Sideshow Bob:''' Guilty as charged.
-: '''Bart Simpson''': "Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore."
+:'''Bart Simpson:''' Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore".
-: '''Sideshow Bob''': "Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell. and a 1 and a 2 and ''(singing) We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty..."''
+:'''Sideshow Bob:''' Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell. and a 1 and a 2 and ''[singing]'' We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty...''
-:(later)
+:''[later]''
-:''"I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why..." ''
+:'''Sideshow Bob:'''I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why...
+:''[later]''
-:(later)
+:'''Sideshow Bob:''' '' ...What never?
-:'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''..."What never?" ''
+:'''Bart:''' No never.
-:'''Bart:''' ''"No never."''
+:'''Sideshow Bob:''' What never?
-:'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''"What never?"''
+:'''Bart:''' Hardly ever!
-:'''Bart:'''"Hardly ever!
+: '''Bart and Sideshow Bob:''' He's hardly ever sick at sea...
-: '''Bart and Sideshow Bob''': ''"He's hardly ever sick at sea..."''
+:''[later]''
+: '''Sideshow Bob:''' ...For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman! ''[spoken]'' And now ''[draws his sword]'' the final curtain... ''[walks towards Bart. The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying. [[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]] [[Eddie and Lou|and other policemen are]] on shore in their bathrobes]''
-: (later)
+:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''[cocks his gun]'' "Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under arrest.
-: '''Sideshow Bob''': ''"... For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!"'' (spoken) And now (''draws his sword'') the final curtain..."(''walks towards Bart. The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying''. ''[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]] [[Eddie and Lou|and other policemen are]] on shore in their bathrobes'')
+:'''Sideshow Bob:''' By Lucifer's beard!
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-:'''Bart: '''Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's {{W|Dennis the Menace}}.
+:'''Bart:''' Who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's [[Dennis the Menace]].
 {{Season 5 Q}}