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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Can't Stand the Heat
|image =
|level = 20
|update = {{TOCU|Homer's Chiliad}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Homer]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''Can't Stand the Heat''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Homer's Chiliad}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Homer. Chief Wiggum just pulled me into the station.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What did you do this time? Cherry bomb a toilet? Deface a statue? Drink a soda larger than sixty-four ounces?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, yes, and no that was you. But this time he was bringing me in to give you a message.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Wiggum says you better steer clear of the Chili Competition this year if you don't want to embarrass yourself again.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Ha! Good luck embarrassing a guy who almost won the Darwin Award three times.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|My greatest regret is that my heart started beating again.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|For this year's Chili Competition, I'm going to train like I've never trained before!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Drink Beer With Intensity|6 seconds|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Space Coyote Icon}}
{{TB|Hoomer… Hommmer…}}
{{Tapped Out Space Coyote Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|HOMER!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sleepy}}
{{TB|What? Oh, hi peyote coyote. I thought I only saw you when I ate insanity peppers.}}
{{Tapped Out Space Coyote Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, once I'm in your system, I never leave… like a spiritual herpes. You need to focus on your quest to achieve inner tranquility.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Great. Because nothing would make me more tranquil than beating the crap out of that loudmouth Wiggum!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|But if I'm going to do this, I need more help than a figment of my imagination.}}
{{Tapped Out Space Coyote Icon}}
{{TB|We don't use that term anymore. We prefer “reality challenged.”}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Recruit an Elite Chili Team|6 seconds|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Gentlemen, I've brought each of you here for your specialized chili-making skills.}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|I know how to handle hot stuff, but I don't think I've ever eaten chili - just wrestled in it.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|The only chili I know to make is pickled. And it's eggs.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|I ain't made chili since the police took away my cooking bathtub.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|I make chili by opening a can and reheating it with my car's radiator.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|My chili is actually more of a deconstruction of the concept of chili. It's an opened can.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|And I call my chili hot dog surprise. The surprise is that it contains no hot dogs.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Wow, I was only expecting THREE jokes about how bad you guys were. What a nice surprise!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Homer's Chiliad}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Can't Stand the Heat
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Chili Cauldron Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 20
 |update = {{TOCU|Homer's Chiliad}}
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 |characters = [[Homer]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next = {{TOQP|It's Not the Heat, It's the Humidity|1}}
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}

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 {{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Space Coyote Icon}}
-{{TB|Hoomer… Hommmer…}}
+{{TB|Hoomer... Hommmer...}}
 {{Tapped Out Space Coyote Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|HOMER!}}
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 {{TB|What? Oh, hi peyote coyote. I thought I only saw you when I ate insanity peppers.}}
 {{Tapped Out Space Coyote Icon}}
-{{TB|Oh, once I'm in your system, I never leave… like a spiritual herpes. You need to focus on your quest to achieve inner tranquility.}}
+{{TB|Oh, once I'm in your system, I never leave... like a spiritual herpes. You need to focus on your quest to achieve inner tranquility.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
 {{TB|Great. Because nothing would make me more tranquil than beating the crap out of that loudmouth Wiggum!}}
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 {{TB|But if I'm going to do this, I need more help than a figment of my imagination.}}
 {{Tapped Out Space Coyote Icon}}
-{{TB|We don't use that term anymore. We prefer “reality challenged.”}}
+{{TB|We don't use that term anymore. We prefer "reality challenged."}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Recruit an Elite Chili Team|6 seconds|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}