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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Calling to Accountant
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Charity Case}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Cowboy Accountant]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Calling to Accountant''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Charity Case}} content update. It requires the [[Cowboy Accountant]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cowboy Accountant's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Well, it finally happened, Krusty.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|We're off the air? Say it ain't so. I don't have any money!}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You are a multimillion-dollar entertainer. How is that possible?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Fabergé egg omelets.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|The good news is you aren't off the air.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This calls for an omelet!}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|The bad news is you are being audited.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|NOOOOOO…}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Don't worry. I got you the greatest accountant in town.}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Howdy and happy trails! Paper trails that is! And yours is longer than the Oregon trail!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Krusty Stress Eat Fabergé Eggs|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Krusty]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Cowboy Accountant Catch Krusty Up to Speed|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ooh boy. Your books are cooked longer than a Texas brisket.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|You've got to help me. Rich people don't do well in jail.}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon}}
{{TB|This is America, Krusty. Rich people don't go to jail. Unless the public has turned on you for some reason.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|I once endorsed a pacemaker that was just a metronome. It was for kids!}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Taming you is going to be my greatest achievement. Don't you worry your little green and white head, this ain't my first rodeo. It's my seventeenth actually.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Is that a lot or a little?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cowboy Accountant's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon}}
{{TB|For these business expenses, I need your receipts.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Receipts? You'll have to talk to my old accountant.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Teeny Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}angry monkey noises*}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|He used your receipts to roll cigars? That ain't good.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You told me you were a CPA!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Teeny Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}angry monkey noises*}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|A-P-E? Oh, I've got to stop drinking and hiring.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cowboy Accountant Crunch Some Numbers|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Krusty]]}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cowboy Accountant's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Good news, Krusty. I've managed to balance your books!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's great. Drinks on me!}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon}}
{{TB|And much like balancing on a bucking bronco, eventually you're gonna get gutted. You owe the government a lot of money.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|I knew it. Drinks are on you!}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon}}
{{TB|Easy now. Before you drown your sorrows, why not drown your bank accounts in some off-shore holdings? International waters make all your tax problems wash away.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Does that actually work?}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Tax evasion is as American as apple pie. Now, just sign here and you're free to go! Yee-haw!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cowboy Accountant Use His Notary Seal|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Krusty Sign the Document||4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Krusty]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I feel like I just dodged a bullet.}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, sorry about that.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|How can I ever repay you?}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon}}
{{TB|I just do this out of the kindness of my heart.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Really?}}
{{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No. I'm a red-blooded American. I charged you triple my usual fee. And unlike the American government, I make sure the one percent gives me my ten percent.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Charity Case}}

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 |name = Calling to Accountant
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Charity Case}}
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 |characters = [[Cowboy Accountant]]
 |optional = [[Krusty]]
 |previous =
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 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|A-P-E? Oh, I've got to stop drinking and hiring.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cowboy Accountant Crunch Some Numbers|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Krusty]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cowboy Accountant Crunch Some Numbers|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Krusty Drink and Hire|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Krusty]]}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{Tapped Out Cowboy Accountant Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Tax evasion is as American as apple pie. Now, just sign here and you're free to go! Yee-haw!}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cowboy Accountant Use His Notary Seal|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Krusty Sign the Document||4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Krusty]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cowboy Accountant Use His Notary Seal|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Krusty Sign the Document|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[Krusty's Mansion]], [[Krusty Burger]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Krusty]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 {{TB|I feel like I just dodged a bullet.}}