Bye, Bye, Bunny!/Quotes - Revision history

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Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Marge''': Well, hello there! Aren't you the cutest baby bunny! Don't be afraid, little guy. We won't hurt you. :'''Lisa''': Awww... he's adorable..."

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:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, hello there! Aren't you the cutest baby bunny! Don't be afraid, little guy. We won't hurt you.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Awww... he's adorable!
:'''[[Bart]]''': He's only got one ear! I don't know... Maggie might not be into this freakshow. Let's get that fish with the luscious gams!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Careful, Bart! You're scaring him!
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:'''[[Moe]]''': Whattya doin' here so early, Homer? I ain't complanin', but you usually get here much later, reekin' of home cookin' and other smells what you married guys got.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Fill 'er up, Moe! The drinks are on me!
:'''[[Barney]]''':Three cheers for Homer! Hip! Hip! Brrraaaaappp!!
:'''[[Moe]]''': Whoa! Whoa! Slow down there, Diamond Jim! You gotta settle your tab first!
:'''[[Homer]]''':Sure! I just got a giant bonus! Something about tax breaks or trickle-down whattyacallits... i'm not exactly sure, but it looks like America has been made great gain!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': What's wrong, Bart? Are you okay?
:'''[[Bart]]''': No! That stupid rabbit must've got in my room and tore up all my comics! They're ruined, I tells ya! That thing's a menace! I wan't it you!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Oh, calm down. Maggie loves that bunny. It's not going anywhere.
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Simpson, why in blue lazes did you bring your family here? I specifically said this was to be a clandestine rendezvous!
:'''[[Homer]]''': I thought you said "calm dusting"! No wonder I was confused! Um... what does "clandestine" mean?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': It's a secret, dad.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Fine! Maybe somebody else will tell me!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': I didn't do it.
:'''[[Dr. Olberman]]''': My.... my protocols! They were foolproof!
:'''[[Homer]]''': No offense, doc... ...but there isn't anything my kids can't break.

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	{{qf\|Homer}} No offense, doc... ...but there isn't anything my kids can't break.		{{qf\|Homer}} No offense, doc... ...but there isn't anything my kids can't break.
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, hello there! Aren't you the cutest baby bunny! Don't be afraid, little guy. We won't hurt you.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, hello there! Aren't you the cutest baby bunny! Don't be afraid, little guy. We won't hurt you.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Awww... he's adorable!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Awww... he's adorable!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': He's only got one ear! I don't know... Maggie might not be into this freakshow. Let's get that fish with the luscious gams!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} He's only got one ear! I don't know... Maggie might not be into this freakshow. Let's get that fish with the luscious gams!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Careful, Bart! You're scaring him!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Careful, Bart! You're scaring him!
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-:'''[[Moe]]''': Whattya doin' here so early, Homer? I ain't complanin', but you usually get here much later, reekin' of home cookin' and other smells what you married guys got.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Whattya doin' here so early, Homer? I ain't complanin', but you usually get here much later, reekin' of home cookin' and other smells what you married guys got.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Fill 'er up, Moe! The drinks are on me!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Fill 'er up, Moe! The drinks are on me!
-:'''[[Barney]]''':Three cheers for Homer! Hip! Hip! Brrraaaaappp!!
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}}Three cheers for Homer! Hip! Hip! Brrraaaaappp!!
-:'''[[Moe]]''': Whoa! Whoa! Slow down there, Diamond Jim! You gotta settle your tab first!
+{{qf|Moe}} Whoa! Whoa! Slow down there, Diamond Jim! You gotta settle your tab first!
-:'''[[Homer]]''':Sure! I just got a giant bonus! Something about tax breaks or trickle-down whattyacallits... i'm not exactly sure, but it looks like America has been made great gain!
+{{qf|Homer}}Sure! I just got a giant bonus! Something about tax breaks or trickle-down whattyacallits... i'm not exactly sure, but it looks like America has been made great gain!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': What's wrong, Bart? Are you okay?
+{{qf|Lisa}} What's wrong, Bart? Are you okay?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': No! That stupid rabbit must've got in my room and tore up all my comics! They're ruined, I tells ya! That thing's a menace! I wan't it you!
+{{qf|Bart}} No! That stupid rabbit must've got in my room and tore up all my comics! They're ruined, I tells ya! That thing's a menace! I wan't it you!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Oh, calm down. Maggie loves that bunny. It's not going anywhere.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, calm down. Maggie loves that bunny. It's not going anywhere.
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Simpson, why in blue lazes did you bring your family here? I specifically said this was to be a clandestine rendezvous!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Simpson, why in blue lazes did you bring your family here? I specifically said this was to be a clandestine rendezvous!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I thought you said "calm dusting"! No wonder I was confused! Um... what does "clandestine" mean?
+{{qf|Homer}} I thought you said "calm dusting"! No wonder I was confused! Um... what does "clandestine" mean?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': It's a secret, dad.
+{{qf|Lisa}} It's a secret, dad.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Fine! Maybe somebody else will tell me!
+{{qf|Homer}} Fine! Maybe somebody else will tell me!
 ----
-:'''[[Dr. Olberman]]''': Yes, the ray's power has been increased, but we've added multiple safeguards. For example, the smaller intake platform prevents us from using any test subject larger than a steamed ham! Also, the effects are temporary. Cell growth is practically instantaneous, but as long as the subject maintains a steady pulse rate and calm demeanour, original mass reinstatement is possible. Disorienation is still a factor, however. Shortly after the subject is bombarded with particles, there is an immediate reaction which may include moments of instability. We hope to overcome that in order to achieve an acceptable...
+{{qf|[[Dr. Olberman]]}} Yes, the ray's power has been increased, but we've added multiple safeguards. For example, the smaller intake platform prevents us from using any test subject larger than a steamed ham! Also, the effects are temporary. Cell growth is practically instantaneous, but as long as the subject maintains a steady pulse rate and calm demeanour, original mass reinstatement is possible. Disorienation is still a factor, however. Shortly after the subject is bombarded with particles, there is an immediate reaction which may include moments of instability. We hope to overcome that in order to achieve an acceptable...
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Ugh! So boooring!
+{{qf|Bart}} Ugh! So boooring!
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': I didn't do it.
+{{qf|Bart}} I didn't do it.
-:'''[[Dr. Olberman]]''': My.... my protocols! They were foolproof!
+{{qf|Dr. Olberman}} My.... my protocols! They were foolproof!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': No offense, doc... ...but there isn't anything my kids can't break.
+{{qf|Homer}} No offense, doc... ...but there isn't anything my kids can't break.

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	:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, hello there! Aren't you the cutest baby bunny! Don't be afraid, little guy. We won't hurt you.		:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, hello there! Aren't you the cutest baby bunny! Don't be afraid, little guy. We won't hurt you.