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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngc}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Let&#039;s see -- we&#039;ve formed the hamburger patties, buttered the buns, made the potato salad, mixed the dip, baked the beans, shucked the corn, was...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngc}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Let's see -- we've formed the hamburger patties, buttered the buns, made the potato salad, mixed the dip, baked the beans, shucked the corn, washed our hands, and by special request-- -- prepared a nutritious alternative for those who prefer a vegetarian diet.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Thanks, Mom.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Homer, will you light the barbecue, please?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, I have to do everything!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} I just hope this cookout doesn't turn out like last year's. Remember how he ran out of charcoal starter? All the stores were sold out, of course.<br /> {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} So he used gasoline.<br /> {{qf|Patty}} And we held the picnic in the burn ward.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, well this year I've got plenty of charcoal starter! Some of us are capable of learning from our mistakes, you know!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Er, need anything from the store, Marge, sweetie? Pork rinds? Pickles? Beer?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} No, we have plenty of everything, Homey, but thank you for asking.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hmm. Better get some more mustard. Back in a flash.<br /> {{qf|Patty}} If we're lucky, he won't come back.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Come on, kids. The Flanders are gone for the weekend. We'll use their fancy-schmancy gas grill. That's the way, boy. Don't be stingy with the starter fluid.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Your wish is my command, mem-sahib.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Actually, dad, I don't think you use starter fluid--!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Daddy knows what he's doing, Lisa.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ''[thinking]'' Heh-heh. Children are so cute when they worry needlessly.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} What worries me is, this has all the earmarks of becoming a family tradition.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Illustrated stories quotes]]</div>

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