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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Mr. Burns:''' I've decided to promote some of my lower-level employees. :'''Waylon Smithers:''' Very good, sir. :'''Mr. Burns:''' Meet Manny Tar. He'..."

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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I've decided to promote some of my lower-level employees.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Very good, sir.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Meet Manny Tar. He'll be our new head of production.
:'''[[Manny Tar]]:''' Nice to meet you!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' You're a lower-level employee?
:'''[[Manny Tar]]:''' Well... technically, the Dungeon Catacombs are the lowest level.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I assume you're originally from Greece.
:'''[[Manny Tar]]:''' Nope. I grew up in Springfield. I used to be a regular Joe! I started working at the plant right out of High School. Turns out all the radiation I was exposed to had "adverse effects."
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' So you name is Manny Tar and you just happened to mutate into a minotaur?? That's quite a coincidence.
:'''[[Manny Tar]]:''' I know right?!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, Manny! I heard the radiation from this place turned you into a horrible monster. No offense.
:'''[[Manny Tar]]:''' None taken! It's true! The shileding at my workstation was completely substandard. Thank goodness I got out when I did!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Heh, heh! Tough break! So where did you used to work?
:'''[[Manny Tar]]:''' I was the safety inspector for sector 7-G!
:'''''Telephone:''' Ring! Ring!''
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hello?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hi, honey. I'm going to come home early I'm feel horney.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer J. Simpson, you are terrible! But I suppose we could sneak in a little "snuggle time" before the kids get home. Hee hee hee!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's not what I meant.

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 :''[The scene shifts back to the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|nuclear plant]] where Homer is talking on the phone. He now has a pair of horns growing out of his head.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} That's not what I meant.
-:''[Mr. Burns abruptly interrupts, breaking the {{w|fourth wall}}.]''
+:''[Mr. Burns abruptly interrupts, breaking the {{W|fourth wall}}.]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Enough! Stop your vacillating scrutiny and buy this comical booklet posthaste!
 [[Category:Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders stories quotes]]

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 :''[The scene: [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]].]''
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I've decided to promote some of my lower-level employees.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I've decided to promote some of my lower-level employees.
-:'''[[Smithers]]:''' Very good, sir.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Very good, sir.
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Meet [[Manny Tar]]. He'll be our new head of production.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Meet Manny Tar. He'll be our new head of production.
-:'''Manny Tar:''' Nice to meet you!
+{{qf|[[Manny Tar]]}} Nice to meet you!
-:''[Burns leaves. Smithers, perturbed, takes in the sight of Manny, who has a bull's head and thus resembles a {{w|Minotaur}} from Greek mythology.]''
+:''[Burns leaves. Smithers, perturbed, takes in the sight of Manny, who has a bull's head and thus resembles a Minotaur from Greek mythology.]''
-:'''Smithers:''' You're a lower-level employee?
+{{qf|Smithers}} You're a lower-level employee?
-:'''Manny:''' Well ... technically, the dungeon catacombs are the lowest level.
+{{qf|Manny}} Well ... technically, the dungeon catacombs are the lowest level.
-:'''Smithers:''' I assume you're originally from Greece.
+{{qf|Smithers}} I assume you're originally from Greece.
-:'''Manny:''' Nope. I grew up in [[Springfield]]. I used to be a regular Joe! I started working at the plant right out of high school. Turns out all the radiation I was exposed to had ''[makes finger quotes]'' "adverse effects".
+{{qf|Manny}} Nope. I grew up in [[Springfield]]. I used to be a regular Joe! I started working at the plant right out of high school. Turns out all the radiation I was exposed to had ''[makes finger quotes]'' "adverse effects".
-:'''Smithers:''' So your name is Manny Tar and you just '''happened''' to mutate into a minotaur? That's quite a coincidence.
+{{qf|Smithers}} So your name is Manny Tar and you just '''happened''' to mutate into a minotaur? That's quite a coincidence.
-:'''Manny:''' I know, right?!
+{{qf|Manny}} I know, right?!
 ----
-:''[Later, [[Homer]] meets up with [[Manny Tar|Manny]] when they're both on a donut break.]''
+:''[later, [[Homer]] meets up with [[Manny Tar|Manny]] when they're both on a donut break.]''
-:'''Homer:''' Hey, Manny! I heard the radiation from this place turned you into a horrible monster. No offense.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, Manny! I heard the radiation from this place turned you into a horrible monster. No offense.
-:'''Manny:''' None taken! It's true! The shielding at my workstation was completely substandard. Thank goodness I got out when I did!
+{{qf|Manny}} None taken! It's true! The shielding at my workstation was completely substandard. Thank goodness I got out when I did!
-:'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' Tough break! So where did you used to work?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckles]'' Tough break! So where did you used to work?
-:'''Manny:''' I was the safety inspector for Sector 7-G! ''[This revelation leaves Homer absolutely shocked.]''
+{{qf|Manny}} I was the safety inspector for Sector 7-G! ''[This revelation leaves Homer absolutely shocked.]''
 ----
 :''[At [[742 Evergreen Terrace|the Simpson home]], the telephone rings.]''
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' ''[answering phone]'' Hello?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[answering phone]'' Hello?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[on phone]'' Hi, honey. I'm going to come home early today. I'm feeling horny.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[on phone]'' Hi, honey. I'm going to come home early today. I'm feeling horny.
-:'''Marge:''' Homer J. Simpson, you are terrible! But I suppose we could sneak in a little "snuggle time" before the kids get home. ''[giggles]''
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer J. Simpson, you are terrible! But I suppose we could sneak in a little "snuggle time" before the kids get home. ''[giggles]''
 :''[The scene shifts back to the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|nuclear plant]] where Homer is talking on the phone. He now has a pair of horns growing out of his head.]''
-:'''Homer:''' That's not what I meant.
+{{qf|Homer}} That's not what I meant.
-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Mr. Burns]] abruptly interrupts, breaking the {{w|fourth wall}}.]''
+:''[Mr. Burns abruptly interrupts, breaking the {{w|fourth wall}}.]''
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Enough! Stop your vacillating scrutiny and buy this comical booklet posthaste!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Enough! Stop your vacillating scrutiny and buy this comical booklet posthaste!

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 :'''Manny:''' None taken! It's true! The shielding at my workstation was completely substandard. Thank goodness I got out when I did!
 :'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' Tough break! So where did you used to work?
-:'''Manny:''' I was the safety inspector for sector 7-G! ''[This revelation leaves Homer absolutely shocked.]''
+:'''Manny:''' I was the safety inspector for Sector 7-G! ''[This revelation leaves Homer absolutely shocked.]''
 ----
 :''[At [[742 Evergreen Terrace|the Simpson home]], the telephone rings.]''

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-{{TabQ}}
+{{TabQ|gags=no}}
+----
 :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I've decided to promote some of my lower-level employees.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Very good, sir.
+:'''[[Smithers]]:''' Very good, sir.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Meet Manny Tar. He'll be our new head of production.
+:'''Mr. Burns:''' Meet [[Manny Tar]]. He'll be our new head of production.
-:'''[[Manny Tar]]:''' Nice to meet you!
+:'''Manny Tar:''' Nice to meet you!
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' You're a lower-level employee?
+:''[Burns leaves. Smithers, perturbed, takes in the sight of Manny, who has a bull's head and thus resembles a {{w|Minotaur}} from Greek mythology.]''
-:'''[[Manny Tar]]:''' Well... technically, the Dungeon Catacombs are the lowest level.
+:'''Smithers:''' You're a lower-level employee?
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' I assume you're originally from Greece.
+:'''Manny:''' Well ... technically, the dungeon catacombs are the lowest level.
-:'''[[Manny Tar]]:''' Nope. I grew up in Springfield. I used to be a regular Joe! I started working at the plant right out of High School. Turns out all the radiation I was exposed to had "adverse effects."
+:'''Smithers:''' I assume you're originally from Greece.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' So you name is Manny Tar and you just happened to mutate into a minotaur?? That's quite a coincidence.
+:'''Manny:''' Nope. I grew up in [[Springfield]]. I used to be a regular Joe! I started working at the plant right out of high school. Turns out all the radiation I was exposed to had ''[makes finger quotes]'' "adverse effects".
-:'''[[Manny Tar]]:''' I know right?!
+:'''Smithers:''' So your name is Manny Tar and you just '''happened''' to mutate into a minotaur? That's quite a coincidence.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, Manny! I heard the radiation from this place turned you into a horrible monster. No offense.
+:'''Manny:''' I know, right?!
-:'''[[Manny Tar]]:''' None taken! It's true! The shileding at my workstation was completely substandard. Thank goodness I got out when I did!
+----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Heh, heh! Tough break! So where did you used to work?
+:''[Later, [[Homer]] meets up with [[Manny Tar|Manny]] when they're both on a donut break.]''
-:'''[[Manny Tar]]:''' I was the safety inspector for sector 7-G!
+:'''Homer:''' Hey, Manny! I heard the radiation from this place turned you into a horrible monster. No offense.
-:'''''Telephone:''' Ring! Ring!''
+:'''Manny:''' None taken! It's true! The shielding at my workstation was completely substandard. Thank goodness I got out when I did!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hello?
+:'''Homer:''' ''[chuckles]'' Tough break! So where did you used to work?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hi, honey. I'm going to come home early I'm feel horney.
+:'''Manny:''' I was the safety inspector for sector 7-G! ''[This revelation leaves Homer absolutely shocked.]''
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer J. Simpson, you are terrible! But I suppose we could sneak in a little "snuggle time" before the kids get home. Hee hee hee!
+----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's not what I meant.
+:''[At [[742 Evergreen Terrace|the Simpson home]], the telephone rings.]''