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<p>Created page with &quot;{{Tab|ngr}} {{Comic story |title= Burns the Regular Joe |image= <a href="/wiki/File:Burns_the_Regular_Joe.png" title="File:Burns the Regular Joe.png">250px</a> |released= <a href="/wiki/2000" title="2000">2000</a> |pages= 1 |series= &#039;&#039;<a href="/wiki/The_Simpsons_Comic_Strips" title="The Simpsons Comic Strips">The Simpsons Comic Strips</a>...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tab|ngr}}<br /> {{Comic story<br /> |title= Burns the Regular Joe<br /> |image= [[File:Burns the Regular Joe.png|250px]]<br /> |released= [[2000]]<br /> |pages= 1<br /> |series= ''[[The Simpsons Comic Strips]]''<br /> |written by= [[Neil Alsip]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''''Burns the Regular Joe''''' is a ''[[The Simpsons Comic Strips]]'' story that was first published in [[2000]].<br /> <br /> == Synopsis ==<br /> {{Synopsis|[[Smithers]] presents what a regular day is like for [[Mr. Burns]] to show that he's a regular Joe.}}<br /> <br /> == Plot ==<br /> [[Smithers]] tells the reader that everyone thinks [[Mr. Burns]] is a cold, calculating billionaire living in his mansion on the hill, but if they were to spend the day with him, they'd see he's just a regular Joe. Burns asks Smithers to get the [[Pope]] on the phone and to peel him a raisin.<br /> <br /> At 6:20 AM, Mr. Burns puts his pants on one leg at a time like an ordinary man. After failing to put his pants on, he asks Smithers to bring him his uni-pant.<br /> <br /> At 7:30 AM, Burns eats a single hard-boiled egg, which turns out to be a Fabergé egg.<br /> <br /> At 11:15 AM, Burns hangs out at the water cooler, talking about the boss. He speaks to [[Homer]], who complains about Burns, calling him a pencil-neck wiener. Burns tells Smithers to put Homer in &quot;the device.&quot;<br /> <br /> At 12:02 PM, Burns has another Fabergé egg for lunch.<br /> <br /> At 4:15 PM, Burns attends the PTA bake sale where he presents the cakes he made using fission rods instead of an oven.<br /> <br /> At 7:30 PM, Burns has a date with who he thinks is [[Lillian Gish]], but turns out to be Smithers in disguise.<br /> <br /> At 8:03 PM, Burns does his nightly prayer, where he says that he prayed for locusts to strike his competitors. However, he geot union troubles instead, so he fires [[God]] and tells Smithers to bring in a golden calf instead.<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> *[https://lardlad.com/comics#041 Burns the Regular Joe] at [https://lardlad.com/ Last Exit to Springfield]<br /> <br /> {{Images}}<br /> {{Comic strips}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:2000]]<br /> [[Category:Comic stories written by Neil Alsip]]</div>

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