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{{Comic story
|title= Burns the Regular Joe
|image= [[File:Burns the Regular Joe.png|250px]]
|released= [[2000]]
|pages= 1
|series= ''[[The Simpsons Comic Strips]]''
|written by= [[Neil Alsip]]
}}

'''''Burns the Regular Joe''''' is a ''[[The Simpsons Comic Strips]]'' story that was first published in [[2000]].

== Synopsis ==
{{Synopsis|[[Smithers]] presents what a regular day is like for [[Mr. Burns]] to show that he's a regular Joe.}}

== Plot ==
[[Smithers]] tells the reader that everyone thinks [[Mr. Burns]] is a cold, calculating billionaire living in his mansion on the hill, but if they were to spend the day with him, they'd see he's just a regular Joe. Burns asks Smithers to get the [[Pope]] on the phone and to peel him a raisin.

At 6:20 AM, Mr. Burns puts his pants on one leg at a time like an ordinary man. After failing to put his pants on, he asks Smithers to bring him his uni-pant.

At 7:30 AM, Burns eats a single hard-boiled egg, which turns out to be a Fabergé egg.

At 11:15 AM, Burns hangs out at the water cooler, talking about the boss. He speaks to [[Homer]], who complains about Burns, calling him a pencil-neck wiener. Burns tells Smithers to put Homer in "the device."

At 12:02 PM, Burns has another Fabergé egg for lunch.

At 4:15 PM, Burns attends the PTA bake sale where he presents the cakes he made using fission rods instead of an oven.

At 7:30 PM, Burns has a date with who he thinks is [[Lillian Gish]], but turns out to be Smithers in disguise.

At 8:03 PM, Burns does his nightly prayer, where he says that he prayed for locusts to strike his competitors. However, he geot union troubles instead, so he fires [[God]] and tells Smithers to bring in a golden calf instead.

== External links ==
*[https://lardlad.com/comics#041 Burns the Regular Joe] at [https://lardlad.com/ Last Exit to Springfield]

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[[Category:2000]]
[[Category:Comic stories written by Neil Alsip]]

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−	*[https://lardlad.com/comics#041 Burns the Regular Joe] at [https://lardlad.com/ Last Exit to Springfield]

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