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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Burns Almighty
|image =
|level = 11
|update = {{TOCU|Winter 2016}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[New God Mr. Burns]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Smithers]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Burns Almighty''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Winter 2016}} content update. It requires [[New God Mr. Burns]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Barbarians at the gate, Smithers! Drat, I TOLD Hadrian his precious wall wasn't high enough.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|It's just the usual gang of idiots, sir. Not barbarians. They're experimenting with Paganism.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, learn as much as you can about this “Paganism.” Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Research Paganism|8 hours|[[Springfield Library]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God|8 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|What have you found, Smithers? Report!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. {{ap|Loki|Norse mythology}}, [[Poseidon]]…}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Offerings? I like offerings…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, if these goat men and witchy women are going to worship anyone, I want it to be me.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Make a god of me. Is that so much to ask?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it…}}
{{THT|{{Task|Place The [[New God Mr. Burns Statue]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don't think they recognize you.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|We have to transform my body to match this statue, Smithers!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein…}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|No gyms! No [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Schwarzenegger]]-ian [[Lou Ferrigno|Ferrigno]], I.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Find another way…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's “Game of Chairs” is hard at work.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Bah! I don't watch the show. I'm books-only.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on New God Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!}}
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!}}
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Tell me *wheeze* Smith-- *wheeze* --ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Uhhhh…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I don't understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I am deeply sorry sir.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on New God Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Well, sir, you're already a god to me…}}
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'll get to work.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Check Himself Out|8 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Think of a Plan B|8 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, I have an idea!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on New God Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Then we must give them… spectacle! [[Hollywood]]-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!}}
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.}}
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Seriously, did you SEE “Zoolander 2?” Pure movie magic.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Melting}}
{{TB|Arrgh…}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Sir? Sir! Are you alright?}}
{{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Dead}}
{{TB|God…is…dead.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm only being dramatic, you nitwit. I'm naturally flame-retardant. Benefits of petrifyingly-advanced old age.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the film ''{{W|Bruce Almighty}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Winter 2016}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Burns Almighty
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 11
 |update = {{TOCU|Winter 2016}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[New God Mr. Burns]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Smithers]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 24: / Line 24: @@
 {{TB|A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|Smithers, learn as much as you can about this “Paganism.” Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage…}}
+{{TB|Smithers, learn as much as you can about this "Paganism." Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Research Paganism|8 hours|[[Springfield Library]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God|8 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
 {{TB|What have you found, Smithers? Report!}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
-{{TB|They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. {{ap|Loki|Norse mythology}}, [[Poseidon]]…}}
+{{TB|They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. {{ap|Loki|Norse mythology}}, [[Poseidon]]...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.}}
@@ Line 35: / Line 35: @@
 {{TB|Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
-{{TB|Offerings? I like offerings…}}
+{{TB|Offerings? I like offerings...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 49: / Line 49: @@
 {{TB|What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it…}}
+{{TB|Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it...}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Place The [[New God Mr. Burns Statue]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.}}
+{{TB|There is, perhaps, a {{*}}slight{{*}} physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|I don't think they recognize you.}}
@@ Line 68: / Line 68: @@
 {{TB|I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Eye Roll}}
-{{TB|I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein…}}
+{{TB|I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
 {{TB|No gyms! No [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Schwarzenegger]]-ian [[Lou Ferrigno|Ferrigno]], I.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|Find another way…}}
+{{TB|Find another way...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
-{{TB|Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's “Game of Chairs” is hard at work.}}
+{{TB|Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's "Game of Chairs" is hard at work.}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 {{TB|In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.}}
@@ Line 91: / Line 91: @@
 {{TB|Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!}}
 {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!}}
+{{TB|Oof! {{*}}wheeze{{*}} This thing weighs {{*}}wheeze{{*}} a ton!}}
 {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Tell me *wheeze* Smith-- *wheeze* --ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?}}
+{{TB|Tell me {{*}}wheeze{{*}} Smith-- {{*}}wheeze{{*}} --ers, am I the very picture {{*}}wheeze{{*}} of robust {{*}}wheeze-wheeze{{*}} might?}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Uhhhh…}}
+{{TB|Uhhhh...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|I don't understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?}}
+{{TB|I don't understand {{*}}wheeze{{*}}. Why are {{*}}gasp{{*}} people not {{*}}wheeze-cough{{*}} awed by me?}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|I am deeply sorry sir.}}
@@ Line 110: / Line 110: @@
 {{TB|Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
-{{TB|Well, sir, you're already a god to me…}}
+{{TB|Well, sir, you're already a god to me...}}
 {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|...}}
@@ Line 127: / Line 127: @@
 {{TB|We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
-{{TB|Then we must give them… spectacle! [[Hollywood]]-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!}}
+{{TB|Then we must give them... spectacle! [[Hollywood]]-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
 {{TB|A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!}}
@@ Line 133: / Line 133: @@
 {{TB|You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.}}
 {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|Seriously, did you SEE “Zoolander 2?” Pure movie magic.}}
+{{TB|Seriously, did you SEE "Zoolander 2?" Pure movie magic.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show|12 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Melting}}
-{{TB|Arrgh…}}
+{{TB|Arrgh...}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Sir? Sir! Are you alright?}}
 {{Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon|Dead}}
-{{TB|God…is…dead.}}
+{{TB|God...is...dead.}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.}}